The Schonlau Motel
| the Schonlau Motel
Pitneybank [84, 48]
Basic Info:
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McZeds™ |
| This location has a McZeds™ restaurant. Now Open! Serving you 24 hours every day through the apocalypse. |
The Schonlau Motel
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--Buddy K 23:08, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Exterior Description
The motel is a tall yellow-stone building, its doorway flanked by statues.
Interior Description
The rooms are spare but clean, and the bar is stocked with wine. Room service is provided by McZeds™.
History
The Schonlau Motel is small older motel in southern Pitneybank. People used to stay at this economy roadside inn when visiting Fort Creedy. "Schonlau" is probably Germanic in origin, and may be the surname of the original owner. Etymologically, the word loosely means 'ready and warm.'
After the outbreak, the Schonlau has become a haven for survivors visiting Pitneybank to enjoy the perennial zombie attacks on the nearby fort and mall. When open, the Schonlau offers a welcome respite for survivors eager for local gossip regarding Fort Creedy to the west, Giddings Mall to the north and the two nearby NT buildings, the Farmer Building and the Morrish Building.
Barricade Policy
VSB+2
McZed's™ Menu.
| Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| » Entrees | ||
| Zomburger | A delicious undead patty with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles on a warm sesame seed bun. | 99¢ |
| Fillet O' Flesh | The finest catch of the dead with mayo and special sauce. | $1.99 |
| Royale with Bra!nz™ | Here in Malton, we use the metric system, we don't know what the barhah a quarter-pounder is. The rest is an obscure joke. | $2.29 |
| The Rotter™ | A huge all-green patty, "Special Sauce", lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! | $2.49 |
| Chick O' Zed™ | Zombie chicken grown right here in Malton. Oozing with juicy undead chickenness. | $2.99 |
| » Beverages | ||
| Small | Croke Cola™, Diet Croke Cola™, Dr. Revver™, Mello Hellspew™, Hi-Z™ Green Punch, Malton Dew™ (new!) or Iced Tea. | 99¢ |
| Medium | $1.29 | |
| Large | $1.49 | |
| » Side Orders | ||
| Finger Fries | Simply the best, thickest zombie digits, deep fried and golden brown. | 99¢ |
| Chili | A steaming hot bowl of spicy chili. Rich and hardy with flavorful chunks of ghoul in every bite. | 99¢ |
| Onion Rings | Hand cut Gourmet Onions breaded and fried with our special beer batter. | 99¢ |
| » Kid's Menu | ||
| Malty Meal | A Zomburger, small fries, and small drink in a fun box with one (1) free toy! | $1.99 |
| FreezyZed™ | An ice cold treat that you can enjoy with a spoon or straw. Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, or Sangria. | 99¢ |
| I-Scream! Treats™ | Available in vanilla, chocolate, mulato, and other flavors (depending on availibility). Topped with your choice of S&M's, Shrapnel Sprinkles, or Chunky Strawberry Sauce. | 99¢, $1.25, and $1.49 |
| Survivor-Size any Value Meal for only $1 extra! | ||
Current Status
The area is virtually zombie free and many guests are enjoying the Schonlau hospitality.--Buddy K 16:54, 5 September 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau has added a McZeds franchise. Yum!--Buddy K 03:37, 23 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is open and has vacancies, is barricaded up to VSB+2, and has a fueled generator and a radio transmitter. All is well, for the time being.--Buddy K 03:58, 13 August 2008 (BST)
Survivors in the area are having much success rebuilding Fort Creedy and the local hospitals and NT buildings, as well as Giddings Mall, it is rumored. Thanks to the kind efforts of dedicated survivors, the Schonlau has both a living caretaker and a generator, and now is only lacking fuel and a radio transmitter to be back up to snuff.--Buddy K 23:10, 11 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is barricaded up to code, but is still without power.--Buddy K 19:33, 11 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is repaired, for the time being. A few persistent zombies seem to be keeping survivors from returning to reclaim the area around the motel.--Buddy K 15:17, 4 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is ransacked again.--Buddy K 15:10, 30 July 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is, for the moment, repaired and barricaded up to policy, though still without power.--Buddy K 23:04, 29 July 2008 (BST)
Motel is empty and ruined. Small zombie groups roam the streets outside.--Buddy K 23:03, 22 July 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau has been abandoned and has 7 zombies inside.--Buddy K 23:41, 19 July 2008 (BST)
Zombies have destroyed the barricades and killed several motel guests. --Buddy K 18:17, 19 July 2008 (BST)
The motel is dark, and lacks a Portable Generator, Fuel, and a Radio Transmitter. Zombies roam the outside streets after the recent fall of Fort Creedy and Giddings Mall, both of which are still dark. Lights out in nearby St. Benedict's hospital, so FAKs in short supply. The Farmer Building's (NT) lights are out. The Morrish Building's (NT) lights are on with less than 10 zombies outside it, as of 9 a.m. CST. About 50 zombies are gathered at the revive point at Walrond Square. Yesterday I heard there we some rotters messing up the revive cue. Lots of conflicting chatter on the radio. --Buddy K 18:29, 19 July 2008 (BST)
