Brutal Deluxe Brewery

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Brutal Deluxe Brewery
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Abbreviation: BDB
Group Numbers: 16+
Leadership: NiteAxe
Goals: Production Brewery
Recruitment Policy: Just join
Contact: brutaldeluxe at gmail dot com

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Brewery Employees

Brewmaster - NiteAxe
Brewmaster - Scott Buffington (Beer Towers Location)
Alehouse Manager - Al Quatermain
Beer Delivery Person - Ryan Danger Awesome
Beer Delivery and Sales - NiteDrool

There are a host of brewery employment opportunities, including brewmasters, brewers, alehouse managers and brewery security. We want to open other locations, especially brew pubs, but we need new members that will agree to maintain and care for the buildings. Contact us via email - brutaldeluxe at gmail dot com.

Qualifications

We are a production brewery that distributes throughout the city and hopefully someday into the surrounding cities. We make beer for both the living and the undead of Malton. If you enjoy beer, do your part to keep the brewery active. This means that rather than pubs throughout Malton, keep them intact. Contact us at brutaldeluxe @ gmail dot com and we will see what employment opportunities we have for you. You can help expand the brewery by claiming a pub as a Brutal Deluxe Brewery Alehouse. The two highest ranks are Brewmaster and Alehouse Manager, you can choose to apply for Brewery Security or Brewery Delivery Person. More duties will likely be added as the Brewery grows.

Locations

Our current HQ is in the suburb of New Arkham this is where Brutal Deluxe Brewery was founded. The actual location of the brewery headquarters is a secret only known by Brutal Deluxe Brewery employees. But if you look you can probably find it.

Due to demand for Brutal Deluxe beers, a second brewery was opened in Lerwill Heights at Beer Towers. This has become a popular location.

Our Beers

  1. Three Dead Guys and a Chick Pale Ale - Our first brew, is an extra hoppy pale ale that will take hopheads to nirvana with a heady collection of Nugget, Warrior and Tomahawk hops. The exact ingredients of the beer are a secret.
  2. Brutal Deluxe Wicked Pumpkin Ale - A pumpkin ale made with pumpkins grown in a graveyard near the brewery. This 7.0% ABV pumpkin ale is heartier, spicier, and more "caramelly" and "pumpkiny" than its faint brethren! Perfect finisher on a cool autumn night, following some ghoul slaying.
  3. Apocalyptic Porter - An unfiltered Porter that weighs in at 5.8% abv and 53 IBU’s. It features Pilsner, Caramel, Chocolate and Roasted malts along with Chinook and Vanguard hops. “The outstanding taste and flavor of Apocalyptic Porter originates in the chocolate and roasted malts,” says Scott Buffington. “There is a nice hoppiness in the front of the beer, but the rich, smooth mouth feel is what really stands out.”
  4. Blood Red Rye (Available at Beer Towers only) - Pours a spectacular crimson red with a creamy tan head. Brewed with four varieties of Belgian caramel malts imparting a sweet richness. Blood Red Rye is impressively balanced with its hop bitterness and huge citrus bouquet achieved from the immense amarillo dry hop. The generous amount of malted rye used accentuates a spicy crisp finish. The unfiltered Blood Red Rye boasts a 6.8% ABV and 69 IBU.

Check back later for more beers.

Beliefs

Everyone in Malton should be able to enjoy fresh quality beer. Do not settle for the beer that has been laying around since the outbreak, support your local brewery.


Standing Orders

  1. Make Beer.
  2. Keep the Brewery active.
  3. Deliver Brutal Deluxe beer throughout Malton.
  4. Tag Pubs with Brutal Deluxe Brewery propaganda.
  5. Enjoy Beer.

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