Dead Bunnies
The Dead Bunnies is a zombie group that operates in Santlerville. Our goal is to cause havoc in the city and to yell "GANG BANG!" at helpless humans as we nom on them.
| The Dead Bunnies | ||
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| Raines Hills | Pashenton | Rolt Heights |
| Huntley Heights | Bunnyville | Gibsonton |
| Randallbank | Heytown | Spracklingbank |
| Abbreviation: | tDB | |
| Group Numbers: | growing... | |
| Leadership: | M4rduK | |
| Goals: | Cause mayhem in Santlerville | |
| Recruitment Policy: | We are not recruiting | |
| Contact: | None | |
Missions
- Prevent humans from enjoying Santlerville.
- Use strategic locations in the city such as Dowdney Mall and NT buildings as our humping grounds.
- GANG BANG! humans at every opportunity.
- Harass other groups in Santlerville that think their feces has no odor.
Policies
- All land in Santlerville is zombie territory and all humans will be nom'ed.
- We are happy to PK when Combat Revived. If you don't like being PKed, don't revive us!
- The Dead Bunnies are against zerging and especially against groups that zerg and then blame it on others. If you have proof or suspicions of one of our members zerging in Santlerville, please inform us.
Zerg List
The following is a list of known zergers working in Santlerville. The list also includes people who work closely with zergers - we make no distinction between the two. They should be considered armed (with proxies) and extremely ghey. We suggest taunting and then killing them.
- Finnish Valium
- Reviving King
- Agent Orangotang
- Agent Rubber Piggy
- Pete Frampton
- Tommy2times
- blindedwithscience
- mrscientistman
- Nehcrum
- The Philly Phanatic
- Alien Autopsy
- Nils Jackson
- ***Proof for most of the people listed above***
Dribbling Beavers Zerg Update!
Beavers still working alongside known zergs:
It's funny that this same group of known zergs - supposedly the antithesis of what the Beavers claim to stand for - are always clustered with the main Beaver forces in the two main Beaver strongholds, isn't it?
Shouldnt she be hunting herself ? OMG Emo Zerg! --Rottentinfish 13:13, 21 May 2009 (BST)
Group History
The Dead Bunnies was founded by M4rduK, who started as a human in a suburb near Santlerville. After a bit of wandering he made Santlerville his home and proceeded to level up there and kill zombies. After acquiring all of the human skills he played as a zombie and began acquiring the zombie skills. it did not take him long to realize that playing as a zombie was far more enjoyable than playing as a human. After gaining all of the zombie skills he decided to start a group and get some of his friends to join up. Santlerville was chosen as their target as M4rduK was already familiar with the area and there were many strategic locations to nom in. The original goal of the group was just to take some of the buildings, fight humans, and have fun. However, soon after starting another group in Santlerville began an unrelenting smear campaign against us. As they saw their smear campaign failing they then turned to zerging in an attempt to hold the city - this also failed. We attempted to play the game "normally" but soon realized that this was impossible in Santlerville when another group used zergs and lies to stop you. Because of the actions of this other group we have chosen instead to focus solely on causing havoc in the city and annoying other groups.
Accomplishments
- From the beginning of March 2009 until mid April 2009 we took The Hall Building at will and held it for days at a time. The humans soon realized that they could not stop us with guns and turned to Combat Revives instead. However, this soon failed as well. In a last ditch effort the humans began attacking with an army of Combat Reviving zergs that were able to install a genny and then revive and dump a group of 40+ zombies in a matter of 3-4 minutes. The army of zergs was then used to meatshield the building. Even with these extreme tactics the Dead Bunnies were able to repeatedly retake The Hall Building, but eventually grew bored of it and moved on.
- On April 18th, 2009 we attacked Dowdney Mall and it went down faster than an out of work actress looking for last months rent. We have successfully held it since that date (currently May 2nd1) with little problem. We suspect that the delay in an attempt at retaking the mall is due to the human's efforts to organize another (larger) zerg army.
- UPDATE
- After two weeks we finally got tired of waiting for the Beavers to fight back and left the Mall. If their tactic was to bore us to death, they succeeded.
1 Seriously, what the hell is going on? 6 days since "Hell is about to rain down you in the form of lead vengeance" was broadcasted. Does lead vengeance consist of us dying of old age??? We're zombies, we're already dead!
- We took Dowdney Mall - again. Then we left - again. After we left last time some of the human groups tried to claim that they had actually defeated us instead of us just walking out the front door. Not this time: http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/05-12-09_1100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-28_The_Bunnies_lea_e3f-f95-1fb.html --- That's the mall with 7 zombies and 0 humans. We left, we were not beaten.
- Between may 3rd and May 8th we ruined every building in Heytown (with the help of the Undeadites).
- Between May 9th and May 21st we ruined every building in Santlerville. We also took Dowdney twice, at the beginning of the run and again at the end. It's kind of sad that we have to show proof of us leaving voluntarily, but if we don't other groups will take credit for a victory that they did not earn. Here we are leaving the Mall on our own. A day or two earlier there were 70+ zombies in the 4 corners, now less than 30 as we are making our way out.
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Guide to Munching Beaver
Are you a zombie in the Santlerville area? One of the groups you will possibly encounter are the Dribbling Beavers. We have history with this particular group so let us walk you through the dining experience.
- Calista Griffin. The parietal lobe is highly active despite its small size. There is a distinct bitter taste to this brain, possibly akin to sucking on a lemon or two.
- Rocky Road. This brain is quite tough. We recommend boiling for a couple of hours and using in a stew. If you're missing your incisors have an axe on standby to soften.
- Nehcrum. Fairly bland to be honest. It's like eating a moderate portion of plain rice - it'll fill you up for a while but you'd rather find something more exciting.
- Falco94. According to the Beavers this one is on the young side, which probably explains the lamb-like taste to these brains. Quite tender, the tissue has yet to toughen up, making this a tasty snack. If Falco94 is lamb does that make Calista mutton?...
- Alexander Abramov. Tastes a bit fowl, with a hint of potato.
- Nils Jackson. Reminds us of chicken. If you remember back to when you were alive, you might remember how many things tasted like chicken. Nils tastes awfully like Tommy2times, blindedwithscience and mrscientistman for reasons we're not sure of yet...
Bunnies on Tour!
This section now acts as a pointer to our previous tours, I just didn't have the heart to archive this fantastic image too. Our previous endeavours can be found here.
Past tours include:
and our current tour, The Buttonville Buggering, can be found below.
The Dribbling Beavers: The Wicked Sensitive Crew?
Well it's all gone to hell now the wimps have gangs
Pop punk tough guys with neck tattoos
Well if you guys are hard then I'd rather be soft
Man I gotta find me some seriously sensitive dudes
You gotta shake hands with your feelings
In the Wicked Sensitive Crew
In Santlerville they called us closed minded
But we know that's simply not true
Yeah we're touchy feely sensitive guys
I ain't ashamed I cried when Mickey died in Rocky II
In Heytown they misunderstood us
They called us thugs and mean-spirited types
Yeah we might not be Human
And we sure ain't vegan
But do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall of the dude from the Darkness in a creepy meat suit zippered so low you can practically see his...
I don't know nothing about no meat suit
but I'll tell you there's one town that's ahead of the times
Man, they know what's up for sure
You see it's home to the godfather of love
The bald little man who started it all
One Hannibal "M4rduK" Smith
You gotta shake hands with your feelings
We've got a big hug waiting for you
Coming Soon To A Suburb Near You
Ramblin' Man (AKA The Buttonville Buggering)
The Bunnies are on the road again. This may be an extended leave from Santlerville as our road trip is taking us to some exotic locations, but we'll be back soon!
We'll update this section once we begin our tour of the new area.
Want to watch our unstoppable progress? now you can
