Dead Bunnies/Previous Tours
Heytown Humping Havoc
Started May 3rd 2009 - The first mission on our road trip is called Heytown Humping Havoc! During this leg of the road trip we are going to ruin every building in Heytown! We'll keep you updated on our progress and perhaps give you some reviews of the local culinary delights!
-UPDATE May 8th-
Heytown has been completely ruined and it only took 5 days! We were saving the SE corner for last(the hideout of the Mad Craskers), but when we got there the Undeadites had already nommed all of the brainz and ruined all of the buildings. Overall it was some good eats. The Mad Craskers had been talking some smack in the past couple of weeks, so it was nice to come over and settle this face to face...or teeth to brainz.
- Eh? I don't remember seeing a single Mad Crasker. They were all gone before I got there. --Roorgh 15:03, 9 May 2009 (BST)
- Of course they were. We're The Dead Bunnies, and we are mighty. --03:22, 10 May 2009 (BST)
Bunnies on Tour!
After waiting, and waiting, and waiting for the Beavers to rain hell upon us in the form of lead vengeance, we received an invitation from the Undeadites to come and join them for some joint nomming down south. It was just lovely really, it had gilt edges and calligraphy and everything. Oh and the stock it was printed on! Divine! You could tell a lot of work had gone into it.
I'm digressing. To make a long story short, there's only so long you can wait for a nice bit of beaver.
Don't fret though Dribblers. We won't leave you alone for too long. We shall return when we're done with our little road trip. And then you can get back to your normal life of not retaking the mall. Toodles!
Santlerville Sadism
We had so much fun in Heytown, we decided to bring the joy back to Bunnyville! Over the next week or two we will be ruining every single building in the burb. You can follow along with the festivities using the handy map below. Buildings that have been ruined are in orange and purple.
UPDATE May 21st - Santlerville Sadism is complete!
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Well hello there cutie pie
Rollin' home.
Home to the place I long to be
Rollin' home, rollin' home.
There's someone waiting there for me
So as the above map of death, destruction and mayhem shows, our little roadtrip was a resounding success enjoyed by all except the Mad Craskers. But it's their own fault for having such tasty, albeit undersized brainz. Sadly, you can't have fun forever and all roadtrips do have to come to an end.
Sometimes you've got get back to your roots.
Good to see you again, Bunnyville.
Raines Hills Rampage
Don't worry beavers, you know we'll be back for you soon enough. It's just we need to widen the search for somebody that'll give us a fight.
While iwitness is down we will mark the ruined buildings in dark purple.
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Additional: Could you give everything a bit of a sweep and a tidy for when we get back? Thanks.
Ramblin' Man (AKA The Buttonville Buggering)
The Bunnies are on the road again. This may be an extended leave from Santlerville as our road trip is taking us to some exotic locations, but we'll be back soon!
We'll update this section once we begin our tour of the new area.
Want to watch our unstoppable progress? now you can
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The Fort Creedy Fisting
Fort Creedy has fallen in what we believe is record time! We began the attack at 10PM on June 23rd and the following screenshot of the ruined fort was taken at 2PM on June 25th (40 hours).
As we had not been able to find a challenge in Santlerville, we thought we'd broaden our horizons and see what was going on in Fort Creedy. We devised a plan of attack that we (correctly) thought would allow us to successfully destroy the fort.
First we entered in through the gatehouse and ruined it.
Next we split into two teams and ruined the barracks and the vehicle depot.
We then began moving west, destroying buildings as we went.
We met at the barracks on the west side of the fort.
After ruining the barracks we pushed through into the armory, ruined it, and then rushed back out through the gatehouse!
