Club Hesse

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Club Hesse
Last update Apr 2020
BoogieDinosaur (talk) 15:40, 13 June 2023 (UTC)
Club Hesse

Heytown [76, 30]

Dowdney Mall
Dowdney Mall
Surridge Place Club Hesse wasteland
the Syms Museum wasteland Warren Bank

Basic Info:

  • Clubs are Dark buildings.
  • The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows:
    "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor."
  • When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following:
    "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers."
  • Clubs can be barricaded normally.


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Club Hesse


"You are inside Club Hesse. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers"


No one really knows what happened to the Club Hesse after the zombie outbreak. Story's tell that it was a very frequented place for truckers and some famous personalities of Heytown (using private rooms of course). It had the most beautiful and hot girls in the surrounding suburbs and was well known by their exotic dances and the pleasures delivered to the best offer.

The LADALians arrived to the place and made it their home, barricading it with time, and cleaning up. Near one of the dancer poles a skeleton was found, belonging to a stripper. How did they knew it was a stripper? Well, the still functional silicone breasts and blood staind bikini helped.

At one point Club Hesse was a refuge for the weak, the injured, and those newcomers who stumbled into a post-outbreak Malton. Unfortunately in the years that followed, Club Hesse and many of the other nearby darkened structures have become hiding places for the more unsavory elements of Malton's survivor community, PK'ers who prey upon the helpless shoppers at the Dowdney Mall and nearby resource buildings. Law abiding citizens can always "shed some light" on the matter if necessary to aid bounty hunters.

Barricade Policy

EHB - Extremely Heavily Barricaded

Current Status

EHB, genny running, EP at the Syms Museum(1AP SW) is rebuilt and VSB--Guimas 12:06, 23 June 2009 (BST)

Keeping the cades at VSB while the Syms Museum is over barricaded, Zombies brought down the cades this morning, 5 dead bodies outside--Guimas 13:33, 18 June 2009 (BST)

In retaliation for stranding survivors outside by over barricading club hesse, at least one dead survivor has joined the zombies in a battle for club hesse. grab arm, harm man!

Has a portable generator & radio transmitter. Set at very strongly barricaded. 99HeadHunter99 12:25 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Safe, not one single zombie near Atm and is a good safehouse. cool4345 7:05 11 Feb 2008 (gmt)

Current Events

July 10, 2009 - After a zombie rampage from the Dead Bunnies, the place is up and running. Set to EHB. (Malgahara 13:56, 10 July 2009 (BST))

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