Dunell Hills Police Department/Most Wanted
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DHPD Criminal CodeDue to the current state of emergency existing within the City of Malton, the following crimes are punishable by summary execution within the greater Dunell Hills area:
Please note that the DHPD does not issue warrants for being a 'zombie spy', actions taken as a zombie, or for being affiliated with a zombie organisation. Evidence is required that an individual was responsible for one of the crimes listed above whilst human. All warrants are reviewed after 45 days. Warrants may be removed for a sincere expression of remorse and no evidence of further crimes being committed; or evidence that the individual has removed themselves from the greater Dunell Hills area with no intent to return. Serving WarrantsDHPD officers must refer to the warrant procedure detailed on the DHPD forum. Outside parties should please note that this is an internal list, and that the DHPD does not endorse or take responsibility for non-members acting upon this information. Warrant ListImpersonatorsThe following individuals have impersonated a DHPD officer with the intent of bringing the Department into disrepute.
Permanent Warrant Air Queda Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Warrant Issued. Sanpedro 00:44, 22 July 2008 (BST) Permanent Warrant Askhole Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant updated. Sanpedro 02:04, 28 November 2007 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Badassmoms For impersonation of Badassmom. Warrant issued. Sanpedro 01:04, 21 November 2007 (UTC) Permanent Warrant dongles3 Impersonation of a DHPD officer, murders of a DHPD officer. Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 11:51, 28 October 2008 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Fox Moldering Impersonation of a DHPD officer; multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. Sanpedro 02:39, 27 July 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant FmrRpFCBob Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant issued. Jim Extreme 01:58, 19 January 2008 (UTC) (Authorized DFO-C) Permanent Warrant goIdstar Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Warrant issued. Sanpedro 22:49, 23 January 2008 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Jason Bowels For impersonation of Khannoir's Real Name. Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant Khanoir For impersonation of Khannoir. Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant Lt Potter Group spying, zerging, and bringing the Department into disrepute. Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 04:24, 6 June 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant Mac Victory Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Spying on group forum. Warrant Issued. Sanpedro 21:56, 1 November 2007 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Officer Sam Jackson Impersonation of an officer, murder of civilians. Warrant issued. Sanpedro 01:14, 2 August 2008 (BST) Permanent Warrant PsychoPhill AKA 2L's For impersonation of PsychoPhil. Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant zeeba For flawless impersonation of DHPD while serving 'warrants' and murder of DHPD allies. Warrant renewed -- Codeist 09:36, 1 September 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant ZombieGeneral For not so flawless impersonation of DHPD while serving 'warrants'. Warrant issued Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 00:46, 13 June 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant Cryptosporidium Multiple murder of DHPD officers, Warrant changed to show impersonation charges. Warrant renewed. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:44, 21 January 2008 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Jarret Donke Boi Murder of a civilian. Destruction of property. This person is not a legitimate officer. Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 03:34, 25 October 2008 (BST) an tasty cake Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:19, 27 January 2009 (UTC) dickhole spy Murder of a DHPD ally. This person is no longer a legitimate officer. Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:25, 15 April 2009 (BST) APB ONLY Dave161 No warrant, last reported in Dulston, this person is not a legitimate officer. Entered by FmrPFCBob 13:52, 11 July 2007 (BST) APB ONLY DHPD Dave No warrant. DHPD Dave is not a legitimate DHPD officer. PsychoPhil CFT 21:01, 2 October 2008 (BST) APB ONLY Jay Mick Murphy No warrant. Reported randomly reviving in Ketchelbank. JMM is not a DHPD officer. If spotted, please refer him to our forums. Issued by Sanpedro 04:19, 12 December 2007 (UTC) APB ONLY MrObama No warrant. This person is not a legitimate officer. Issued by Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:45, 8 March 2009 (UTC) APB ONLY Zombie Penquin No warrant. Please direct this person to contact the DHPD forums. Issued by Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 12:47, 3 May 2009 (BST) Violent CrimesThe following individuals have assaulted DHPD officers.
Permanent Warrant Afterbirth Smoothie Multiple murders of a DHPD officer; property damage. Warrant renewed. -- Codeist 09:44, 1 September 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant arrogancy Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. Whatshsiname 23:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Permanent Warrant BadBrainz Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property damage. Warrant renewed. -- Codeist 10:04, 1 September 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant Bastard Face Permanent Warrant Issued.(Maxi-Zerg) Warrant issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Brains Monroe Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property destruction. Member of The Dead. Warrant renewed. -- Codeist 10:59, 1 September 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant Capt Lance Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Probable zerg of Lt Potter. Warrant reissued and upgraded. -- Sanpedro 01:09, 20 August 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant charlie chicken Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. Whatshsiname 03:24, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Deadtanian Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 04:24, 6 June 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant DHPD H8R Maxi-Zerg and Impersonator Warrant Issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Dogdeadian Multiple murders of a DHPD officer. Member of The Dead. Warrant upgraded. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:46, 15 February 2009 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Dr Damppants Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property destruction. Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 11:31, 5 May 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant eat my shortz Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant Issued. FmrPFCBob 19:14, 25 July 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant John Fraker Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant updated. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:40, 12 February 2009 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Mad Marv Permanent Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg) Warrant Issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Mad Bad Bob Mugabe Permanent Warrant Issued.(Maxi-Zerg) Warrant renewed. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant Marcel Bruno Bigeard Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant issued. FmrPFCBob 19:14, 25 July 2007 (BST) Permanent Warrant Maxwell Hammer Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg). Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Red Ass Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property. Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:03, 20 May 2009 (BST) Permanent Warrant Reetoric Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg) Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Permanent Warrant Slick Willie Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property. Warrant Issued FmrPFCBob 19:36, 10 July 2007 (BST) BahHumbug Murder of a DHPD officer. Warrant issued. Sanpedro 03:05, 14 August 2009 (BST) Chronic Priapism Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. -- Sanpedro 05:28, 25 August 2009 (BST) Deathlicious Murder of a DHPD officer. Warrant renewed. --Sanpedro 03:15, 28 August 2009 (BST) Ezreal Desdinova Murder of a DHPD officer. Warrant issued. -- Sanpedro 04:37, 31 July 2009 (BST) evangeline lilly Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. -- Codeist 12:01, 1 September 2009 (BST) Five Ohh Murder of a DHPD ally. Warrant renewed. --Athur birling 19:16, 2 September 2009 (BST) Gertie Greenbaum Murder of a DHPD officer Warrant issued. Sanpedro 03:05, 14 August 2009 (BST) Grumble Cakes Murder of a DHPD officer. Warrant Issued. -- Codeist 16:25, 2 September 2009 (BST) Jaap3 Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:12, 3 July 2009 (BST) Phil McAvity Multiple murders of DHPD officers, multiple murders of DHPD allies. Warrant renewed. Sanpedro 02:39, 24 August 2009 (BST) Shambles Rottengut Murder of a DHPD officer. Warrant issued. -- Sanpedro 05:28, 25 August 2009 (BST) TotallyRandomMan Murder of a DHPD officer, member of Red Rum Warrant issued. --Sanpedro 03:15, 28 August 2009 (BST) xcfe4 Murder of a DHPD officer. Warrant issued. Sanpedro 03:05, 14 August 2009 (BST) Zeno39 Assault on a DHPD officer. Warrant Issued. -- Codeist 16:25, 30 August 2009 (BST) Property CrimesThe following individuals have destroyed barricades or generators without just cause. Terrorist GroupsThe following groups are considered to be dedicated to continued conflict with the DHPD. Any individuals who are members of these organisations are considered to be warranted.
Expired WarrantsFor reference, expired warrants are now filed on their own archive page Jail CellBizzaro penguin is still in jail.
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