User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins

♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥ Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif, O, that deceit should dwell In such a gorgeous palace! Cutey Snugglekins Player Type PKer Current Bounty 16 Goals Collecting things Likes Kittens, puppies, chocolate, marshmallows, teddy bears, dolls, guns, cricket bats Character Owner Chief Seagull Hi! I'm Cutey Snugglekins, but you can call me cute :) Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff.   Cutey's favouritest weapon, the Hello Kitty pistol Diary 23 September: Oooh, me poor little head hurts. It started off nice with some fella complimenting me on my pistols, then while I was walking around looking for something to complete my collection, I spotted a bottle of a drink called Pearbalaya. "Oh goody, a nice fruit juice for Cutey!" But when I drank it my head started spinning and I saw some really crazy stuff! and now my stomach hurts. I wonder if that's how my daddy feels when he's pis.... drunk.? 12 September: I think I have a new admirer. One of my colourful collectibles is telling the whole world he wants to **ahem** me! I don't think my daddy would like that. Blue's right about one thing though - I do have no balls. I've looked in every sports shop in Malton but I can't find any. Just lots of yummy weapons :) 9 September: Yesterday was a crap day. After Amber Waves of Pain said "Hai!" I thought it'd be great but then I got done in by a bounty hunter (boo!), then I saw that some nasty person had written "Kill PKer Cutey Snugglekins on sight" on Marven Mall. I guess I shoulda expected it - after all, it is Friday the 13th... I think. I dunno, it's hard to keep up. My Hello Kitty wristwatch stopped working ages ago, and no matter how hard I search I cant find the Justin Bieber 2010 calendar in any of the malls. I love looking at pictures of Justin Bieber and thinking of all the delicious ways I could add him to my collection - a shotgun in the stomach, a flare gun in the face, a fire axe in the back........ SIGH! 30 August: I always like to try something new - variety is the Spice Girl of life, as my daddy used to say. Well, the other day I read that if you smack someone over the head with a fuel can, you can set them on fire with a flare gun. That looked like so much fun so I spent ages collecting all the stuff I needed, then I found a target. Guess what? I did it!! I'm so happy! It was even more fun than death by beer. Oh, and I'm still workin on my epic poem. 24 August: Yeah, in your dreams pal... 21 August: It was a luvverly sunny day today so I went to the park to read a poetry book I found in the mall. One poem said: "Let me be no nearer In death's dream kingdom Let me also wear Such deliberate disguises Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves In a field Behaving as the wind behaves No nearer -- Um..... I dont get it. Is all poetry like this? Maybe I should try writing my own... with kittens in it. 13 August: You know, I've been thinking. I do a lot of thinking. And today I'm thinking "Malton's so grey and dreary, isn't it?" I need to find some colour to brighten the place up a bit... 9 August: Zoinks! It's a g-g-g-g-GHOST! Older stuff has been archived... so there! Collections People who have names wiv cute fluffy (or not so fluffy) little animals in them # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Topcatz Oh Wow! Pyow! 2 rabbit of caerbannog Bunny! Stab! 3 Nurse Fox Fox! Home run! 4 kenshinwolf Wolfy! Potted! 5 Doran Nightingale Tweet! Boom! 6 Squirrely McGee Squiwwel! Pyow! 7 superdog57 Erm... doggy? Pyow! 8 shirley the sheep Baaaa! Pyow! 9 1000 Teddy Bears Cuddles! Pyow! 10 Fish Filet Fishy! Bye! People whose names make me smile # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Allison Wonderland Smiley! Six!!! 2 Ann Archy Smiley! Fore!! 3 Dr Hugh G Rection Fnarr Pyow! 4 Lolcano LOL! Six! 5 cano whupass Happy! Puck off! 6 Hugh Jhasol Rude! Pyow! 7 Miss Elainious Missy! Thwack! 8 Dr I Feelgood Hi! Stabby! 9 Philsoraptor Rawr! En garde! 10 Anne Drogenous Hey... lady? Bang! All the colours of the rainbow... kinda # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Criiss Redfield Hi! Knockout! 2 purple slushie Slushie! Thwack! 3 The Green Mile Green! Axed! 4 Blue Nexus Let's go! Smashed! 5 yellow ranger Go Go Ranger! Ace! 6 Nikolei Brown Brownie! Fire! Fire! 7 Violet Hardy Hi! Thwack! 8 White suit Suits you! Pyow! 9 Rose McClain Rosey! Pyow! 10 Love letters and fan mail and stuff Dear Cutey Snugglekins, this the Doctor and I am truly sorry for having graffitied on your page but you must understand that you left me no other option. You see, from the moment you so charmingly shanked me in the stomach and left me to die a grim agonising death- I could not stop thinking about your beautiful fluffy face. Never before have I been so smitten with another survivor, let alone one who had PKed me. Alas, for I am now merely a shadow of my former glory condemned to wander these streets as a mindless vagrant, endlessly searching for brains. This however is nothing compared to the pain of not seeing your face. Adieu, listlessly from Doctor I Hi, Cutey! I saw you don't have pink in your collection yet! That seems like a glaring oversight and I would love to help you remedy this at next opportunity. Currently my home 'burb Yagoton is a terrible shade of red because of that silly BB3's aftermath, and that means I'm spending more time as a zombie than as a human, so I'm not as collectable as I'd like to be, but maybe once that's fixed you could come up to collect it. It's an electric pink (magenta/fuchsia) and not rose pink, though, so I don't know if that's a colour you're looking for. Let me know either way? -pinkgothic Gasp! I love pink! It's my favouritest colour of all! But Yagoton is sooooo far away from where I am right now. It'll take a few days and my poor lil footsies will be aching. Cutey ♥♥ Aww. That's a shame. If you're ever in the area, though, feel free to pop right by! -pinkgothic 22:25, 7 September 2010 (BST) Okey-dokey! Meanwhile look out for my uncle Dr Parrott cos I hear he's in the area. Cutey ♥♥ Templates MMX Malton Murder Award Nominee The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry earned them a nomination at the Malton Murder Awards MMX. Honor Among Thieves Despite being a bit thick, Cutey supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy.