The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade
| The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade | |
| Never think twice unless you are out of ammo!! | |
| Abbreviation: | MRBMB |
| Group Numbers: | kind of secret |
| Leadership: | Ailton, No Mercy, Siegfried Deutscher |
| Goals: | Keep on fighting till the very bloody end!!! We will not let zeds allow to destroy our parties..We gonna fight for the right to.....!! |
| Recruitment Policy: | We will ask you!! But it always impresses us if you stay out on the streets for one night!! |
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The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade was originally a group of locals whose main business had been in the streets of Quarlesbank, West Boundwood, Gatcombeton, Shuttlebank, Yagoton, Chudleyton, Eastonwood and Brooke Hills and in the nearby clubs...hanging around in front of small super markets, listening to Rap music for instance and selling illegal stuff to people. With the emerge of the first zeds the business of the these hang arounds actually increased (lots of people wanted to escape from real life for some reason at these times), but later on their business totally collapsed after hordes of zeds had invaded their quarters. They had to realise that the old days of gang life were over and have started to militarise themselves and united with local punk groups. And finally The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade was founded. But these not very trusty people still believe in their old school gang tactics!! "Shoot at first, then ask!!", "Never think twice unless you are out of ammo!!". This group has also taken over some military tactics, like "Never attack without artillery, tank or air support!!", well, but after these things have become a bit rare in Malton city, they changed to High Supreme Guerilla Tactics. BTW this group feels still quite attached to its old quarter and especially feels close to every club in town, 'cause they still do hope that they could restart their sneaky business once the clubs will have reopened!! Therefore The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade is specialised on partying and drinking beer in clubs!! Their highest rule is: "No zeds allowed in clubs anymore!!!!" Zeds just do not have the right rythm and Punk attitude...!! The Red Berzerkers have got some problems with hierarchical organisations and have a certain dislike towards groups who try to overorganise the quarters!! Improvisation is one of the key abilities of the Red Berzerkers!!
Red Berserker`s Members
The crowd is steadily increasing....and again...and again...
Red Berserker`s Allies
well, we are not sure if we really need some...but punk and small criminal groups we do not really dislike
Red Berserker`s Friends
we regard the following groups as friends, though we are not sure, if they do like us too...
Cator Museum Crew...do not know why...but hope that the museum stuff member can tollerate punks and small criminals....
Red Berzerker`s Enemies
The more the better...cause it is easier to protect oneself against enemies than friends!!
PKer..baaaaa
Pathetic Bill..he is sick, but has already been shot by us!!! And again ...and again...in the future!!!
Red Berzerker`s Favourite Clubs
Club Beauchamp in Quarlesbank - well a bit posh though, but sometimes we do need to have this feeling..!!
Club Gaze, Club Haman, Club Lonton, Club Cranfield in West Boundwood - what a party area, we love it!!
Club Botting, Club Dalimore, Club Tarnier, Club Basson, Club Nanning in Yagoton - one of Malton greatest red light districts, if you are keen on zeds you will have a lot of fun!!
Club Wadman and Club Henley in Gatcombeton- just marvellous!!
Club Halsen in Gatcombeton - Punk Trash Metal!! Yeah, baby!!
Club Brookeman in Shuttlebank - highly recommended!! Best beer in town!!
Club Haber in Shuttlebank - do you wanna dance??!!
Club Cust and Club Roles in Shuttlebank - do not be too shy you will definetely get pulled!!
Club Hodson in Chudleyton- a bit arty
Club Burningham in Eastonwood - they have a happy hour just before midnight and dawn!!
Club Vagg in Eastonwood - for Punks only!!
Red Berzerker`s History
The history has just begun (12th of may 2006)
14/5/2006 - the zed activities are steadily increasing - moving northwards to Shuttlebank!! some headshots...and again...and again...!!!
17/5/2006 - oh,oh, seeems like trouble - the great Club Haber in Shuttlebank has been entered by zeds. The whole surrounding area seems to be in severe danger to fall!! The Wild PD and the great Club Brookeman have been also severely attacked...such moves will lead to a distinct revenge action of the red berzerkers!!
- the Calvert Mall bashing continues, but zeds seem to move eastwards..!!
- 18/5/2006 What a victory!! Peace is coming back to the beautiful buildings of the Calvert Mall!!! Although we still do not understand how you can ever win over undead who are not able to die!! Baaaaaaa..Anyway we won!! Pretty soon the rest of Malton city will be cleaned from the zed disease!!!
- 19/20 /5/2006 well...ehemm...the clashes around Calvert Mall still continue...zeds causing trouble in nearby clubs and police station but due to the help of the red berzerkers and other groups lots of dead bodies have been dumped outside!!!
- 21-23/5/2006 Calvert Mall Siege continues..still 29 zeds plus alot of dead bodies outside the NE-corner...we still hope to suppress them...but we need help from more players!!! Around Club Haber in Shuttlebank everything in zed control!! First actions started to kick the zeds out of the area!!
- 24/5/2006 Calvert Mall Siege continues...and again...and again..we need more guys to clean the mall from outside!! Shuttlebank is still severely struggling!! zeds are especially active Northwest of the Wild PD, also Pker sighted!! Somehow we have got the feeling that the flood of zeds is heading towards the mall in Yagoton...
-25/5/2006...well Calvert Mall seems to turn into a great victory..all I need to say is "Dance the little headshoot dance"...only 7 zeds left and 69 dead bodies are lying infront of the NE corner..hehehe..well hope the dead bodies are not rising again...but it is not the best fun for the zeds at least...and we all like to have some xp-food!!!!
-27-29/5/2006 Victory!! We are the champions!! Calvert Mall is not in danger anymore!! Well but we cannot really celebrate..some Pkers are going on our nerves and well only one battle has been won but the war ain`t be over yet!! Fights continue in Shuttlebank. Siegfried Deutscher and No Mercy still missing in action!! Also some zeds spotted in West Boundwood. In Yagoton le chef managed to headshot 3 zeds in one go!! Well but the zed activities are a bit worrying east of the Bale Mall. 29 zeds spotted there!!
In the far away outskirts of Vinetown a new unit of the MRBMB has been founded. They start to penentrate Crowbank and Tollyton. This will be our new surrounding tactics. Hold them on their nose and then kick `em from behind!!!
-1-6/6/2006 Battle of Shuttlebank continues!! Especially in the William Ave PD, Club Brookeman and the mobile phone mast!! The northwestern corner of Shuttlebank has been cleared. Also in Eastonwood first battles have been noticed!!!
Red Berserker`s Mission Board
Dear Red Berzerkers,
The mission status is: Drive back the evil forces from Shuttlebank, you idiots!!!!!!!!!!! - We also do expect some spray can action from Red Berzerkers in our favourite clubs - Pathetic Bill!! Wanted!! Dead!! Not alive!!!!! - First 5-years-plan has started - hook up Generators in the following buildings: Club, Auto Repair, Factory, Mobile Phone Mast, Necrotech Building, Police Departments and Hospital
Red Berzerker`s Comments (for anyone who likes to add something)
Dear zeds and PKer`s. Do not think we are stupid...we definetely do not sleep or rest in clubs!!!! But you will always get a warm welcome, if we happen to have one of our brain destroying parties there!!!
