Suggestion:20070621 Super-mutated zombies and Half Zombies

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Super mutated Zombies,Half zombies

Lets start with Super mutated Zombies. In the game, if a human is killed, he becomes a zombie due to a plague, a virus correct? The virus is a organism that cannot reproduce, however it can mutate and change. After like level 30 or something, a zombie can choose to "Mutate". Mutation will give them extra power, to the point they can have fangs, tenticles, wings, etc, to kill a SMZ you need a large group of humans.

Half zombies are like Necrotech assistants that inject themselves with the plague or get killed, but not infected enough to fully be a zombie, they become hybrids, stronger then human, but weaker than zombies, they use tools, and can communicate, but they have a problem, after a while they will fully become zombies unless they get a cure.

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1. Spam - This had better just be a bad joke... --Hhal 22:58, 21 June 2007 (BST)
2. Spam- If this is a joke, it sucks, but is just good enough to be on the humorous page. Maybe. But only if it's a deliberate sattire of other stupid suggestions. If not, then I have to vote kill. A mutating virus will not cause random traits like fangs, wings, and tentaclesto appear. Those are the products of millions of years worth of evolution. Tentacles, wings, and fangs are out-of-genre. Mutating would be an obvious choice for any zombies, because it gives no penalties, whereas an actual mutating virus would probably cause some pretty messed up things, and very few positive ones. Requiring a large group of humans to kill an SMZ only further deracts from the idea of small survivor groups going against large hoardes (yes, I know it's the opposite right now, but it shouldn't be.). As for the Half-zombies, the idea of "infecting oneself" would automatically result in a zombie, as any such direct and deliberate infection would be difficult if not impossible for the immune system to fight. The idea of "dying but not getting fully infected" is also not beleivable, as anybody who dies in Malton, from any cause, becomes a zombie, even if they have never madecontact with the zombies before. It is hypothesized that the virus may be airborne, but lie dormant until the host ceases life functions, at which point the virus kicks in. For both suggestions, you fail to give full details that would be required, such as the in-game process of becoming half-zombie, the exact beneifits of the SMZ, why a large group of humans is needed to kill an SMZ, or exactly wat abilities a half zombie would have. Finally, your punctuation is poor and your mastery of the Enlish language s questionable at best. That last bit was irrelevant, but I felt like adding it in because I'm a mean and cruelhearted person. --Fenian 23:19, 21 June 2007 (BST)
3. Spam- I don't recall ever seeing a zombie in any movie that could fly. I'm more suprised that this even got to voting since its not templated.--Dragon fang 00:05, 22 June 2007 (BST)
4. Spam - People like slapping down their signature, thinking their all important and stuff. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:43, 22 June 2007 (BST)
5. Spam That is the most idiotic thing we have ever heard. At no point during your incoherent ramblings did you approach anything that could be considered a rational thought. You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. --Secruss 01:50, 22 June 2007 (BST)
6. Spam Why is this even a suggestion, I feel dumber for reading this. But for real it makes no since so spam.--Major Striker 02:11, 22 June 2007 (BST)
7. Humorous As Fenian said, it's just good enough to get on the Humorous page.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:21, 22 June 2007 (BST)