Fluck Library
| Fluck Library
Hollomstown [61,93]
Basic Info:
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Description
The Fluck Library is located in the suburb of Hollomstown. The library is not currently the base of any known survivor group.
This is a classical Victorian brick building, with severe lines and a heavy oak gate. In the late nineties it was part of a restoration program for the cultural buildings of Malton, and received some three millions worth of redecoration, but the old foreboding atmosphere still remains in places.
History
Possibly inspired by the library's name, Lord Peter Alner, owner and builder of Alner Mansion decreed in his last will that upon his death, which occurred in the Great Fire of 1912, his very large collection of exotic pornography from all ages and corners of the world be donated to the Fluck Library. It was kept in locked glass cabinets to avoid theft, but since the zombie outbreak most of these cabinets have been smashed and emptied. The only remains of the collection are stray leaves of French or Japanese nude woodcuts.
The building is renowned throughout Malton for its amusing resemblance to the word "Fuck". Prior to the outbreak local residents would steal the letter L off all signs relating to the library leaving a trail of signs reading "F uck Library" throughout Hollomstown. Such actions cost the library hundreds of dollars a year, as well as its credibility in literary circles.
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Mandate
None, it's just a library. Feel free to browse the shelves, however.
Affiliates
None known.
Barricade Policy
The library should be Very Strongly Barricaded until further notice, to ensure new arrivals a place to stay and relax with a good book.
Current Status
"We are sorry to announce that ordinary library activities are canceled indefinitely, awaiting a resolution to Malton's current undead crisis." -Regards, Staff of Fluck Library
The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are xxtrazerxx (50HP), Davis Tate (50HP) and Steve Klar (46HP). A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel. The building has been decorated with an African sculpture. Somebody has spraypainted oh fluck, i forgot my flucking library card onto a wall.
There is another zombie here.--Nallan (Talk) 08:09, 27 August 2008 (BST)
