The Schonlau Motel
| the Schonlau Motel
Pitneybank [84, 48]
Basic Info:
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McZeds™ |
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The Schonlau Motel
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--Buddy K 23:08, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Exterior Description
The motel is a tall yellow-stone building, its doorway flanked by statues.
Interior Description
The rooms are spare but clean, and the bar is stocked with wine. Room service is provided by McZeds™.
History
The Schonlau Motel is small older motel in southern Pitneybank. People used to stay at this economy roadside inn when visiting Fort Creedy. "Schonlau" is probably Germanic in origin, and may be the surname of the original owner. Etymologically, the word loosely means 'ready and warm.'
After the outbreak, the Schonlau has become a haven for survivors visiting Pitneybank to enjoy the perennial zombie attacks on the nearby fort and mall. When open, the Schonlau offers a welcome respite for survivors eager for local gossip regarding Fort Creedy to the west, Giddings Mall to the north and the two nearby NT buildings, the Farmer Building and the Morrish Building.
Barricade Policy
VSB+2
McZed's™ Menu.
| Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| » Entrees | ||
| Zomburger | A delicious undead patty with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles on a warm sesame seed bun. | 99¢ |
| Fillet O' Flesh | The finest catch of the dead with mayo and special sauce. | $1.99 |
| Royale with Bra!nz™ | Here in Malton, we use the metric system, we don't know what the barhah a quarter-pounder is. The rest is an obscure joke. | $2.29 |
| The Rotter™ | A huge all-green patty, "Special Sauce", lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! | $2.49 |
| Chick O' Zed™ | Zombie chicken grown right here in Malton. Oozing with juicy undead chickenness. | $2.99 |
| » Beverages | ||
| Small | Croke Cola™, Diet Croke Cola™, Dr. Revver™, Mello Hellspew™, Hi-Z™ Green Punch, Malton Dew™ (new!) or Iced Tea. | 99¢ |
| Medium | $1.29 | |
| Large | $1.49 | |
| » Side Orders | ||
| Finger Fries | Simply the best, thickest zombie digits, deep fried and golden brown. | 99¢ |
| Chili | A steaming hot bowl of spicy chili. Rich and hardy with flavorful chunks of ghoul in every bite. | 99¢ |
| Onion Rings | Hand cut Gourmet Onions breaded and fried with our special beer batter. | 99¢ |
| » Kid's Menu | ||
| Malty Meal | A Zomburger, small fries, and small drink in a fun box with one (1) free toy! | $1.99 |
| FreezyZed™ | An ice cold treat that you can enjoy with a spoon or straw. Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, or Sangria. | 99¢ |
| I-Scream! Treats™ | Available in vanilla, chocolate, mulato, and other flavors (depending on availibility). Topped with your choice of S&M's, Shrapnel Sprinkles, or Chunky Strawberry Sauce. | 99¢, $1.25, and $1.49 |
| Survivor-Size any Value Meal for only $1 extra! | ||
* 26.26 MHz: "I got a tatto while in the Marines, it says 'Semper Fi'" (yesterday) * 26.26 MHz: "Oh Yeah? I got on the Army, it says 'Death From Above'" (yesterday) * 26.26 MHz: "I got a tatto when I first Joined the DEM. It says simply" (yesterday) * 26.26 MHz: "'Hope -OWG" (yesterday) * 26.26 MHz: "I hear that. I got a tattoo, eons ago, that says 'BriAnna'" (yesterday) * 26.26 MHz: "She broke my heart. But my new guys, a great inker..." (yesterday) * 26.26 MHz: "did a cover-up, now it reads: BanAnna" (yesterday) * 26.70 MHz: "200 Zombies in Bromley Auto Repair!!!" (yesterday) * 26.70 MHz: "lol" (yesterday) * 26.70 MHz: "In today's report..." (22 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "After weeks of intense fighting" (22 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Fort Creedy has finally been secured" (22 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "There is a huge pile of zombie bodies down outside but..." (22 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Nonetheless the Fort Compound remains free of infection" (22 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "The CDF is extending its warmest welcome to..." (22 hours and 11 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Whomsoever wishes to come visit the fort" (22 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "All welcome as the gatehouse is kept at VSB only. CDF policy" (22 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "And in other news..." (22 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "CDF policy? Now you think you own the place. bunch of dicks" (20 hours and 36 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "It's been a while since you've last heard from me." (19 hours and 16 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Despite my silence, the revolution is not over." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "In fact, it has barely begun." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Small pockets of insurgents all over the city are rising up" (19 hours and 15 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "to halt, or at the very least, slow, the march of a" (19 hours and 14 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "city-wide dictatorship. Not all of these groups are the" (19 hours and 14 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "villified, so-called PKers. Many are local survivor" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "groups that citizens look to for their protection; the" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "RIGHTFUL rulers of their respective suburbs." (19 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Rise up with them, throw off the chains of the DEM!" (19 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "TAKE BACK YOUR CITY!" (19 hours and 12 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "This is 'Mr. Evidence Guy', again..." (10 hours and 26 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "(I like that name, thanks to the guy who coined it)..." (10 hours and 26 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "I'm just here to offer a different opinion..." (10 hours and 25 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "as I'm one of those unaffiliated survivor types..." (10 hours and 25 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "the previous broadcaster spoke of..." (10 hours and 25 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (10 hours and 24 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Not once, in my almost 2 full years in Malton..." (10 hours and 24 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "have I felt anything resembling the chains of tyranny..." (10 hours and 24 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "and dictatorship restrain or hinder my actions..." (10 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "the DEM have been nothing but helpful, and very..." (10 hours and 23 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "laissez-faire in their relationship with my particular..." (10 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "suburb. Sorry, but whenever you speak of 'DEM oppression'?" (10 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "My bull..." *static* "... detector goes off" (10 hours and 22 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "Can't wait to see some actual evidence..." (10 hours and 21 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "looking forward to it. Over." (10 hours and 21 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "ohhhhh oh oh oh for the longest time ohhhh oh oh oh for the" (7 hours and 46 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "for the longest time.. IF YOU SAID GOODBYE TO ME TONIGHT" (7 hours and 45 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west. (5 hours and 12 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the south. (4 hours and 10 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "all non hostiles are welcome at the fort" (2 hours and 39 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 6 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (2 hours and 20 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Hello CDF, did you miss me?" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "I bet you did. I thought I'd pop by before I leave town..." (1 hour and 38 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Just to say no hard feelings" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "This is Amber Waves, signing off. Peace, Pitneybank!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago) * 26.26 MHz: "P R O O F" (54 minutes ago) * 26.70 MHz: "Pker Tommy Versetti was seen in Fort Creedy armory 6 hrs ago" (31 minutes ago)
--Buddy K 00:21, 31 August 2008 (BST)
Current Status
The Schonlau has added a McZeds franchise. Yum!--Buddy K 03:37, 23 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is open and has vacancies, is barricaded up to VSB+2, and has a fueled generator and a radio transmitter. All is well, for the time being.--Buddy K 03:58, 13 August 2008 (BST)
Survivors in the area are having much success rebuilding Fort Creedy and the local hospitals and NT buildings, as well as Giddings Mall, it is rumored. Thanks to the kind efforts of dedicated survivors, the Schonlau has both a living caretaker and a generator, and now is only lacking fuel and a radio transmitter to be back up to snuff.--Buddy K 23:10, 11 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is barricaded up to code, but is still without power.--Buddy K 19:33, 11 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is repaired, for the time being. A few persistent zombies seem to be keeping survivors from returning to reclaim the area around the motel.--Buddy K 15:17, 4 August 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is ransacked again.--Buddy K 15:10, 30 July 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau is, for the moment, repaired and barricaded up to policy, though still without power.--Buddy K 23:04, 29 July 2008 (BST)
Motel is empty and ruined. Small zombie groups roam the streets outside.--Buddy K 23:03, 22 July 2008 (BST)
The Schonlau has been abandoned and has 7 zombies inside.--Buddy K 23:41, 19 July 2008 (BST)
Zombies have destroyed the barricades and killed several motel guests. --Buddy K 18:17, 19 July 2008 (BST)
The motel is dark, and lacks a Portable Generator, Fuel, and a Radio Transmitter. Zombies roam the outside streets after the recent fall of Fort Creedy and Giddings Mall, both of which are still dark. Lights out in nearby St. Benedict's hospital, so FAKs in short supply. The Farmer Building's (NT) lights are out. The Morrish Building's (NT) lights are on with less than 10 zombies outside it, as of 9 a.m. CST. About 50 zombies are gathered at the revive point at Walrond Square. Yesterday I heard there we some rotters messing up the revive cue. Lots of conflicting chatter on the radio. --Buddy K 18:29, 19 July 2008 (BST)
