Who is jaXstER?
jaXstER once existed in malton as a zombie named Xerxez. One day Xerxez discovered that his brain was indeed rotting and it was very difficult to make the transition from dead to living. So, like Jesus, jaXstER was born within a Bathroom Stall at Pegrum Place Police Dept and was aged quickly using the latest Necrotech technology, grabbed some guns and started killing people. jaXstER, once having been the living dead, has NO respect for the residents of Eastern Malton.
"Look guys, Dakerstown, Roywood and Judgewood are screaming for help. You have enough firepower in one of your EHB safehouses to clear the whole suburb. BUT NOOOOOOOOO! YOU WANT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE!" *gunshots* "MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS, JACKASS!" - Quote from jaXstER.
Flowers of Disease
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Colors
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| This user's favorite color is purple.
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Gangsta Rap
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| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.
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Satanist
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| This Person is a Satanist.
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I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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Trenchcoater
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| This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
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