User:RalphTheWonderLlama
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Malton Fire Department |
| RalphTheWonderLlama is a member of the MFD. |
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TEXAN |
| This user is a native Texan. |
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RalphTheWonderLlama is a Viking |
| They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time) |
RalphTheWonderLlama, born John "Travis" Larson, is a native of Dallas, Texas. He traveled to Malton seeking to satisfy his wanderer’s heart, and was caught inside the Quarantine zone while visiting his now missing Aunt and nieces.
His first encounter with the Fire Deparment was in Shearbank, near his aunt's now abandoned house. He emerged into the street, a newly sharpened weapon resting comfortably in his eager hands. He came upon a group of Firefighters defending a broken down fire engine near Meaker Lane Fire Department. He began to cut a swithe through the undead ranks, and the brave Firefighters, along with a mixed unit of other emergecny workers, took note of him. He is now a Malton Fire Department Lieutenant and Assistant Instructor to Darby Campus.
His purpose on campus is to generally answer cadet questions, heal and revive injured or undead cadets, and as a back up instructor for emergencies. He is deeply dedicated to Darby Campus, and would not trade his place there for any other job in the Department of Emergency Management command structure. He found his niche, and loves it.
He enjoys the practical use of Kung Fu to combat the undead, as well as high grade marijuana, and cheap alcohol.
He hates low barricades and un-powered tactical resource points.
Ralph is a practitioner of TSOI Ga,LI Ga,HO Ga, FUT Ga,HUNG Ga FIVE FAMILY SYSTEM KUNG FU or CHEN FAMILY VILLAGE STYLE KUNG FU. In his former home of Dallas, he trained for many years under the tutelage of Sifu David A. Simons who taught him much about fighting, as well as great deal of practical wisdom, and how to be a teacher. A few quotes of Sifu Simons he holds most dear, the most relevant in his current position being, “The Student Teaches the Teacher”.
Under the supervision of Sifu Simons, Ralph became quite adept at a number of traditional Chinese weapons. His first, and most favored, was the “Darn Dao”, or Chinese Broadsword. He wields one in the place of a fire-axe on the undead streets of Malton. He also became quite proficient with 5 foot staff, known as a “Gun” (pronounced “Goon”), as well as combative single short stick, known as “Al Guaibang”. He also studied hand to hand in depth, and specializes in using joint locks, and enemy momentum to his advantage. He personally favors the broadsword over all else, as it was that weapon’s ingenious design, and training method that first called him to the martial arts. Yet upon the weapon’s mastery, and his entrance to open handed martial arts; he became keenly aware of the fact that any weapon, sharpened steel, or gunpowder; is simply an extension of the man that wields it.
He utilizes this knowledge, and that of many other important survivor skills, to help all survivors where he can. And over the last few months in Malton, he has become quite adept at free running, shooting shotguns, looting stores, doing surgery, and the usage of NecroTech equipment.
He can often been seen re-barricading buildings, smashing them down to acceptable levels, de-braining zombies, and getting wasted. He usually wears a black Chinese style frog button jacket, and an Asian rice-field workers' hat. He sports a long darkly colored braid, falling around seven inches from the inside of his bamboo hat. A small black satin sack, containing NecroTech revivification syringes; as well as a medic's field survival kit, are slung over his left shoulder. His Dao rests in an ornate bamboo scabbard, swaying slightly off of his right shoulder by an immaculate green hemp rope sash, with the pace of his movements. He wears what could well be the most beat up bear of olive colored Van’s shoes known to man.
Current Ranks Held:
File:Assitant Instructor.gif Darby Campus Assitant Instructor
Malton Fire Deparment Lieutenant
Merits & Ribbons:
Hand to Hand Specialist Ribbon
Fitness Ribbon
"Black Wedge"
Advanced Radio Dispatch Ribbon
Engineer Ribbon
Field Medicine Merit
Scientific Achievement Ribbon
Resident Surgeon Ribbon
Acquisition Ribbon
Reconnissance Specialist Merit
Various Supporting Actions:
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Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter |
| This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. |
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Revivification Requests |
| Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link) |
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Planned Revivification |
| This user or group supports organized revivification. |
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Report PKers! |
| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link) |
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GOOOOOOOOAL! |
| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton. |
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Gramear |
| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki. |
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Violence is quicker |
| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. |
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WARNING! |
| This user or group knows how to lay the smack down. |
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STFU N00B |
| This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. |
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Labour Party |
| This user is a member of the Labour Party. |
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Green |
| This user is a member of the Green Party. |
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Optimus Prime |
| The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass. |
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RalphTheWonderLlama is a member of the Green Lantern Corp |
| In brightest day, in blackest night and all the rest of that other shite... |
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SILLY! |
| This user is a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks. |
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Malton Neighborhood Watch |
| This group or user is too stoned to support the Malton Neighborhood Watch. |
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Supporter of River Tactics |
| I flow into the void. |
