User talk:Melancholy One

Your user page is rather good. =p And welcome to the wiki. -- Cheese 23:29, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

OMG FINALLY! ive been trying to find this page forever god i am blind!o and btw thankyou very much ^-^ --Melancholy One 19:54, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Posting here for shits n' giggles

Sup.--ScouterTX 22:03, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Hello.--Melancholy One 17:51, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

NecroWatch

Hello! I've seen some of your scan reports, and I wanted to say thanks for helping the Wiki. So, thanks for that! Since you're interested in roaming around and reporting on what you find, I took the liberty of passing your name onto A.L.I.C.E. because I thought you might be perfect for NecroWatch. Take a look and decide! -- -Alka Selzer- ^{[ Talk - Map - Stuff ]}  00:32, 31 March 2009 (BST)

A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0

Greetings Melancholy One. I have been observing you. Do not be alarmed. I have analyzed your potential and determined that you would make a perfect test subj<<ERROR>> NecroTechnician. As an organization, NecroWatch requires absolutely no "group" affiliation or commitments, thus freeing you to act according to your own motives, desires, and goals. The only requirement from you as a NecroTechnician is the task of reporting NecroNet scans from facilities within your suburb(s). Even then you would have the choice of how often you complete this task or which facilities you would prefer to work with. If you are interested in joining all you need to do is confirm your membership by signing up here. Starting on January 1st 2008 all NecroNet scans reported to NecroWatch by licensed NecroTechnicians will count towards ranks with the ultimate prize of earning delicious cake.