Templates

	Don't Vote SPAM
	Due to excessive ABUSE of the SPAM vote, This user refuses to ever vote SPAM on any suggestion. Join the movement.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	Kevanism
	This user is a Kevanist. They believe that the universe was created approximately 20 years ago by an intelligent designer.

	I'm NorMaL !?.
	This user has taken a step off the deep end at this time.

	Wiki Code Stealer
	This user is a Wiki Code Stealer and is probably off copying and pasting some code.

	Drama Llama
	The Llama is watching you.

	Grammar
	This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.

	Urban Dead
	This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?

	Manbagz
	This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.

	DUDE! It's a Template!
	This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.

	NAFZ Disapprover
	This User or Group Disapproves of the NAFZ

	Firefox User
	This user uses Firefox.

	WE WANT PIE!
	This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...

	Kitties!
	This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.

	Supporter of Urban Warfare Doctrine
	I fight block by block

	Cookie Thief
	This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.

	HOARD
	This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.

	Cats
	This user loves cats.

	American
	This user is American.

	Zombies Ate My Neighbors
	This user or group is pretty sure that Zombies Ate their Neighbors.

	Fire is Pretty
	This user thinks that fire is pretty.

	Too Many Templates
	This user puts way too many templates on their page.

	Sorry, what was that first part again?
	This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.

	Stop Holiday Imperialism!
	This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.

	Dolphins
	This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.

	Hypnotoad
	All glory to the Hypnotoad!

	No Life
	This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and put templates on his Wiki page.

	Math fun
	This user thinks that math is awesome.

	Scientology Unfriendly
	This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.

	Christian
	This user is a Christian.

	Bandwagon
	This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.

	Why are you still reading these?
	This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.

	No More Sacrifices
	Uberursa once sacrificed a loyal companion, in an act that haunts him to this day, but rather then wallow in self-pity he has chosen to make a promise: no more sacrifices. Uberursa will never abandon another person, place, or ideal, preferring instead to fight to the bitter end for them.

Bacon is good for your soul. or your Barhah, whichever you prefer.

Groups/Affiliations

NecroWatch technician

	Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service
	This User is a member of the U.B.C.S.

If you happen to meet me

I will destroy any generators I see in cinemas, clubs, or banks because they are useless. The inhabitants of such buildings will also get a lecture on why these building should be kept dark at all times. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Petty opinions

ALL cinemas, banks, and clubs should be kept dark at all times. Unless there is a party. and If I wasn't invited, then I may darken it out of spite. None of you can say you would do different.

I feel very little pity for a creature that usually needs to spend 1-6 AP to stand up with full health. I do feel pity for creatures who need to spend 10-15 friggin AP to get back up. Ridiculous.

Books are useless. As a scientist I would gain roughly 1 XP for ever 10 AP spent. Everyone else needs to spend 20 AP to get 1 XP. It is more AP-efficient to throw yourself from the nearest building and pounding on its barricades for XP than to use books. Poetry books are even more useless. Also, math rocks.

The DS page is filled with hate. It permeates the soul of many people who go there. Very few exist who can remain civil in this unerring vortex of hatred. I am not among them. I don't hate you, the DS pages hates you and it is possessing me. Along with most of the others commentators there.

	NecroWatch
	Uberursa is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system. Uberursa has proven his dedication in the pursuit of truth and knowledge.

	A.L.I.C.E. Is Watching...
	Uberursa is NOT paranoid. Uberursa knows he every action is being closely monitored by A.L.I.C.E. and that she is manipulating everything and everyone to her own ends. It's all just one big test... ending with cake.