Mayor of Malton/2010
Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a Great Fire swept the city. In 2005, the city was over-run by zombies. But in 2007, the city chose to elect a new mayor to preside over the madness. That mayor was Murbulskond. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...
Candidates
The Major Parties
The Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)
Example Candidate
Example Statement.
The Humanative Party
Misanthropy
A bullet in every face. A knife in every back. A pinata in every building. If elected, I shall rule through fear, and with an iron fist. Justice will be swift and brutal. Generators will be a thing of the past, and barricades shall serve only as weapons of oppression. I shall reach out diplomatically to our zombie opponents, and hand-in-hand, we shall reach a new future of nightmare desolation. Mankind under my rule shall be obliterated, outlawed, and possibly sued. A vote for Misanthropy, is a vote for misanthropy.
Thank you. 
17:53, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- You're sure your under the right header?--
Thadeous Oakley 19:29, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- 110% certain. I shall lead humanity in a new direction. 19:30, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- And that direction would be the ninth circle of hell? Sounds fun, go I get to stuff pineapples up people's ass? Anyway, good luck with your campaign. --Thadeous Oakley 19:39, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- And that direction would be the ninth circle of hell? Sounds fun, go I get to stuff pineapples up people's ass? Anyway, good luck with your campaign. --
- 110% certain. I shall lead humanity in a new direction.
The Minor Parties
The Example Party
Running Mate: Mr Suggestor
Ladies and Gentlemen, do you ever feel like the parties are just bland statements? No? Well then, how would you like to support a party so bland that it is simply the "Example Party". If elected as mayor, Yonnua Koponen would conduct full and absolute Mime Searches to arrest any renegade mimes. Donkeys would become the new patron animal of Malton, and would be filled in to every orifice. Yes, even THAT orifice. Also, all orphans would be given unto the void to fill it with victory and win. If you want to help in our new movement, please sign up at our recruitment counter. Also pudding. And how many other candidates can say that? Pudding. Just think about that for a moment.
Think Pudding. Think Koponen.
--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:25, 2 June 2010 (BST)
- Can I be your running mate?--Thadeous Oakley 19:37, 2 June 2010 (BST)
