Grylls Crescent Police Department

Grylls Crescent Police Department Osmondville [82, 72] wasteland Cording Grove Railway Station the Dibben Motel Vawer Walk Police Department Grylls Crescent Police Department a warehouse Hagger Square a warehouse Mallows Towers Basic Info: Good place to find firearms, ammunition (pistol clips and shotgun shells), flak jackets, flare guns and radio receivers. Zombies almost always check inside. Some are often used as literal fortresses, and are sometimes so heavily barricaded that it is impossible to enter without Free Running. Tagging a police station earns 2 XP. They are listed as a Tactical Resource Point. Police Stations can be barricaded normally.

(82,72) (bic) (statuses) (update) Grylls Crescent Police Department --VVV RPMBG 22:37, 24 July 2024 (UTC)

Description

A badly damaged structure with a lingering odour of stale doughnuts, black coffee and bacon.

One of the 'twin precincts' in northwest Osmondville, Grylls PD stands one block east of Vawer Walk Police Department. Along with Brockliss Grove Police Department, all three Osmondville police stations are located in the west of the suburb, reflecting the criminal element attracted to the notorious nearby clubs (Club Adam, Club Single and Club Simpson) and sink schools.

History

Grylls was named after Bear 'Grylls' Fosdyke-Fosdyke, an alumnus of Hole Drive School and special forces army veteran who made his name as a daredevil, survivalist and explorer. Earning his nickname from his habit of grilling everything he ate on expedition - whether porridge, fried fruit, or spiders' eggs on toast - Bear Fosdyke-Fosdyke won fame as the first man to find the source of the River Kevan, the only man to win three Victoria Crosses (one posthumously), and the youngest Briton ever to play first-class cricket on the Moon (Sea of Tranquillity XI vs Rest of the Universe, scoring 222 runs, not out, and taking 5-35). He also held the world record for most virgins deflowered, damsels saved, and dragons slain.

Osmondville honoured its most famous son by naming this police station after him, memorialising the occasion when he single-handedly paddled a Li-Lo to the Antarctic, living off nothing but doughnuts (grilled, naturally) in order to raise funds for this much-needed third police department.

Fosdyke-Fosdyke was killed on active duty in Matabeleland, where he choked on his Trail Mix while saving the entire Queen's Groveshire Rifles Regiment from annihilation by a stray Zulu impi.

Barricade Policy

Clubbed to Death policy is to keep the doors wide open and maintain a carpet of congealed blood.

Current Status

See status box at top of page.

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