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Angry Hamish the Cheese Eating Scotsman Doll with Kilt Lifting Action

Randoms Enterprises present the all new Angry Hamish the Cheese Eating Scotsman Doll with Kilt Lifting Action!!! He's new, he's cool and he wears a kilt! For the very reasonable price of nothing you can pick up Hamish at Buckley Mall today! Please hurry as we have very limited stock. The first 50 dolls sold get a free lunch box as modelled by many Random Personnel.

News

4th April 2007- Hamish goes on sale today!!! Over 3 dolls are sold in the first 13.25 seconds!!!!

5th April 2007- Stocks are dwindling fast as hundreds of shoppers flock to the mall to get their own little Hamish.

6th April 2007- HAMISH HAS SOLD OUT!!!! A mix up with our stockists has caused a severe shortage of stock at Buckley Mall. This has caused huge numbers of angry zombie customers to gather outside the Mall entrance. We apologise for the mix up and will try and get all dolls as soon as possible. Any unruly crowd members will be taken down with force. If you wish to learn more about this disaster please go to our crisis page where we have set up emergency online help for those involved. We at Randoms Enterprises again wish to apologise for this grave mistake.

7th April 2007- The Hamish shortage makes front page news as crowds continue to mob Buckley Mall in hopes of finding any remaining dolls:

Comments on Hamish

• Let's try and solve this Angry Hamish the Cheese Eating Scotsman Doll with Kilt Lifting Action mystery, because it's ODD.

-- Mall Tour '07

• Aw i wanted one of those strange funny dolls.. Oh well you jsut made me and most likley the whole mob angry. Now we are going to have to destroy your shop and everything around it! WMMMWWHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

--Zaneus

• We're getting unconfirmed reports about a hidden stash of Angry Hamish the Cheese Eating Scotsman Doll with Kilt Lifting Action dolls being found by a small group of Zombies. We don't currently know whether or not this is true, or where the stash was found if it does turn out to be true, but we'll get back to you on that asap. To those in the know about this : do NOT let them fall into Harman hands if you have them!

--Mall Tour '07

• I bought your doll the other day, and... Um... Now it' got me cornered in a closet.

--Labine50

• This Doll was entirely too crunchy and not at all filled with Brainy goodness. I only managed to get to eat a few of them during the midnight massacre sale at Buckley Mall and I found them to be crunchy and disgusting. Also when I ate Mr Buckley Mall he did not in fact have any Hamish the Cheese eating Scotsman with Kilt lifting action dolls on his person at all. Nor were his brains particularly tasty.

--Electrasol

• I was able to acquire my very own Angry Hamish the Cheese Eating Scotsman Doll with Kilt Lifting Action, and would be willing to bet I was one of the few tourists able to acquire one before they were sold out. I even missed out on the main attack all together as I was too busy playing with said doll. As stated in my profile, I carry it everywhere...

--Pete McPetey