Goal
To wage Glorious Battle for our Master Plan of Inebriation as well as in the name of our beloved Mr. Croc, and looking good while doing it!
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Group Numbers
10+
(We can't count no higher!!!)
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The Tenets of the Master Plan of Inebriation
1. Thou must'st be either alive or show interest in giving up eating brains for drinking beer.
2. Thou must'st have no qualms with fighting Glorious Battle for your liquor or for the defence of liquor everywhere.
3. Thou must'st be righteous.
4. Thou must'st worship thine brew above all others, for it is the brew, and the brew, and the brew.
Simple as that, if you can adhere to those you'll be welcomed in with open arms.
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Endeavors and Exploits of The Rambling Drunk
May 13th, 2008
We're all in the Membery along with the Craske International Playboys, once again enjoying fine booze and company! Oh come all ye who wish to be merry!
April 17th, 2008
I'll be pulling pints in the Younghusband Arms to all who wish to be merry and drunk. Fellow Ramblers and potential drunks, please use the forum for revive requests. RichTee
April 3rd, 2008
I take it upon my drunken shoulders to tentatively accept the glorious dizzy drunken heights of new 'Fearless Leader' of the Ramblers.
However, we need more drunks. A recruitment drive is in order. RichTee
March 10th, 2008
With Barrville in a ruined state, the Drunks have been brought to their knees by someting other than bad moonshine. I've been touring the fews pubs left in the south of Malton and have not seen a fellow drunk for weeks it seems. Right, I'm off to the Membery, single handed if need be, WTF, a drunks gotta do what a drunks gotta do. RichTee
January 31st, 2008 part:2
While our numbers may have been whittled, the Membery is in good shape. With the aid of the Craske IPB our numbers are bolstered. The cold weather also means Goms not kicking up to much of a stink if placed next to the drafty cades.
We even have a full stock of G!Ns, Ales and other assorted booze. And a few cocktail umbrellas too....no cherries mind.
January 31st, 2008
Well....we are the leaderless legless......I shall take it upon myself to keep all shins sacred an...an....drunk like unto ush ramblers.....
January 5th, 2008
They have taken Whitting, Neagle...and Tapp....the cades are breached....the Membery is about to fall.....we cannot go on, we cannot go on.....and there is no G!N left.....
september 9th, 2007
the rambling drunks in a grand display of awesomeness have retaken their home base at Membery and are working to restore nearby buildings.
August 28th, 2007
Members of the Rambling Drunks along with their guest were slain by a massive horde without warning while passed out in the the Membery Arms bathroom.
August 7th, 2007- August 28th, 2007
As the northeast was ruined by various zombie groups the Rambling Drunks played host to an epic three week party in the heart of Barrville.
August 1st, 2007
The drunks end the second summer pub crawl at the The Whalen Arms in Ridleybank.
July 24th, 2007
The Rambling Drunks embark on their second pub crawl stopping to visit the lesser Arms of Barrville.
Archives
Previous endeavors of The Rambling Drunks can be viewed Here
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Goals and Philosophy
In accordance with ManliestMan's "Master Plan of Inebriation", the two of them will tour the city of Malton, from watering hole to watering hole, sampling all the liquor the area has to offer them. Nothing short of the wrath of god will deter them from their goal, be it zombies, barricades or even other survivors who stand in their way. Although the group does not not encourage random murders, anyone found to be preventing a member from fulfilling his god given right to drink his fill of any alcoholic beverage available in the location will be killed, or at the very least, fired on.
When a member of TRD gains access to a location where they know alcohol is present, that member is expected to search throughout the rubble until such things can be found. After such liquor is discovered, the member is expected to drink his fill, hopefully flushing away the depression and fear caused by the zombie outbreak. In between drinking binges members are free to do whatever it is they wish, although fighting towards the next bar is preferable.
Additionally, any member of TRD that's conversing with others should be reminded about the speech impediment often caused by drinking, namely:
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Sobriety
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We is currently so drunk, we can't use grammar
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As such, any member of TRD is encouraged to slur, stutter, or ramble his way through any important information they see fit to mention. Vomiting Optional.
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History
ManliestMan, a private sent into Malton in one of the clean-up crews, was quickly separated from his squad and was trapped alone deep in the heart of Malton. After finding some success and safety initially with the Dunell Hills Police Department and rising to the rank of detective he was overjoyed to find one of his old comrades and drinking buddies Billy Rodeo in a bar while on a routine patrol. After much talk of old times the pair decided that if this would be their final days then perhaps they should enjoy them, and live a little. Soon they had decided and plotted a route for the greatest bar crawl ever seen on earth, and spent the next few days preparing for this journey which undeniably would be their last. Currently they are looking for others to join them on this trip, as everyone knows drinking with friends is more fun than drinking alone.
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