User:Gardenator/The Internet

THE Internet!

Timestamp:	--02:20, 14 June 2008 (BST)#19 - DrPain TMG
Type:	Flavor improvement
Scope:	Survivors
Description:	I've noticed that the office buildings in Malton have nothing of value in them, so lets give them THE INTERNET! It is not unreasonable to assume that within powered office buildings, the internet servers would still work! I propose suggesting adding THE INTERNET! to all powered office buildings! This will be awesome for the following reasons: A) EMAILS - You can email all your buddies from INSIDE THE GAME, reducing the need for metagaming. B) ACCESS THE INTERNET! - Your characters in UD could play UD themselves! My zombie has a pro-survivor alt! ZOUNDS! C) It will be like that Morgan Freeman movie with VIRTUAL REALITY INSIDE VIRTUAL REALITY!!! ASS KICKINGLY AWESOME!

Discussion (THE Internet!)

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--– Nubis ^NWO 03:11, 24 June 2008 (BST)

I swear I'll vote keep if you put this in voting as an actual suggestion. Otherwise move it to Humorous, where it belongs. --Tselita 02:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Back in your cave troll! Only comments spun from the finest rainbows and the dreams of newborn bunnies are allowed! --#19 - DrPain ^TMG 02:23, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Gotcha. Humorous yet at the same time un-funny suggestion --Tselita 02:24, 14 June 2008 (BST)

And if you're talking Virtuosity, it's Denzel Washington, not Morgan Freeman. --Tselita 02:23, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Some part is dupe, some part is humorous. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:25, 14 June 2008 (BST)

All part is goon. And they really need to learn to brush up on their movie trivia. Cmon, they come from Something Awful. They have movie reviews there, right? They should know better --Tselita 02:26, 14 June 2008 (BST)

You could totally go to all of the URLS on walls without any effort. And nasty pop ups give you infection if you don't have a Flak jacket.--– Nubis ^NWO 02:27, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Okay, goons mess up on movie trivia as well as jokes. The joke goes 'pop ups give you an infection if you don't wear a keyboard cover. Practice safe hex.' --Tselita 02:29, 14 June 2008 (BST)

There aren't keyboard covers in the game so I don't know why you are mentioning them unless this is a new piece of equipment that you are going to suggest the mall carries. I'm not sure why you are trolling this suggestion either. It's no worse than syringes being weapons against survivors or reverse infection. This page is for the discussion of all suggestions not just the ones that have a chance of going to peer reviewed.

You are also failing to point out a rational and intelligent argument against this beyond Hurr Hurr it's a goon suggestion yet you cry and moan whenever multiple people give you ample reasons and arguments against your suggestions that it is just a personal attack. Now you should either present an intelligent and well thought out argument for or against this suggestion or piss off back to your troll cave and stop trying to play the "I'm mature and intelligent and reasonable and the rest of you are morons" card. These last few suggestions you have left comments on have all been nothing but stupid attacks against the poster with out one comment toward the actual suggestion itself. Yet, you are such a hypocrite that if you "imagine" that happens to you you go off the deep end and wall of text rant. If you actually looked back at all of the discussions with you on your suggestions the first few responses actually present intelligent points and then trail off into "trolling" because you are too thick to understand what people are telling you. Now go ahead and prove my point with your response to this.--– Nubis ^NWO 02:06, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Nubis, do you bother to actually read my comments or do you just see --Tselita and go into auto spasms? I've already given a rational argument on this suggestion which you apparently didn't bother to read. It's a 'Humorous' suggestion. You can't tell because you feel Nailguns clean windows is a serious suggestion as well. Try basing your comments on more than just who wrote them. I think you see 'Tselita' and go, to paraphrase you, "Hurr hurr it's Tselita's suggestion." or see any blatantly obvious mock suggestion made by a goon and say "Hurrrrrrrrr It's serious cause Goons wrote it and I'm a Goon - I lose my sense of rational thought now."

I'm ever so sorry, sir, that I don't instantly agree with every Goon who says anything in opposition to a suggestion I make. Maybe I just feel their comments are dumb. Or at the very least, not convincing enough to change my mind. The fact that it denegrates so quickly into trolling just emphasizes my point that they're not capable of a prolonged rational and polite discussion.

That being said -- I already said that if DrPain actually puts this to a vote and it isn't instantly spammed into Humorous Suggestions, I'd vote keep. I'm betting that, like Gardenator's 'suggestions' (and I use the term loosely) they will never actually bring them to a vote because they know it's not made as a serious suggestion. --Tselita 06:55, 15 June 2008 (BST)

You want Rational and polite discussion? Then why not respond to this:

Actually no, you're wrong Nubis. The pictures in the nailgun suggestion were, in fact, pictures of powder actuated, direct drive cordless nailguns, taken from an online hardware store website. I'm nothing if not thorough when researching suggestions. Even the nailgun clip picture had 15 nails. Keep on defending this obvious trolling 'humorous' suggestion - it makes you look even more biased. Or have him take it to a vote - I'd love to see that happen. --Tselita 00:05, 5 June 2008 (BST)

Actually you are wrong. All four of the nail gun pictures from your suggestion are air powered. You may want to improve on your research in the future. --#4 - Haberdash ^TMG 00:48, 5 June 2008 (BST)

You are confronted with actual facts based on your "suggestions" that you just ignore or dismiss yet you have the gall to come back and say Maybe I just feel their comments are dumb. Right here you are confronted with facts that run counter to your argument and this is your big chance to prove how much of a "Crusader of logic" (that's the version that you made, by the way. Way to go on making a "fangirl" template for yourself!) and yet you have just ignored it. Now you can either be an adult and admit you made a mistake or you can continue to whine and bitch and live in your fantasy world that people other than the Goons have pointed out.

I seriously hope you find some other aspect of the wiki to get involved in soon because presence on the Suggestions pages is tiresome. --– Nubis ^NWO 21:33, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Again... you seem to have a very odd take on rational and polite discussion. Apparently it includes snide comments and false accusations. Shame on you.

• 1) This has nothing to do with DrPain's 'The Internet' discussion. Stick to the current suggestion unless the only reason you're talking is to argue with me.
• 2) I have not yet bothered to comment on Haberdash's comments because currently I haven't re-submitted the nailgun suggestion. Yet.
• 3) I didn't make the crusader of logic template - Blake Firedancer did it as a gift to me for putting up with people like you without resorting to snide comments and insults (most of the time, at least) but it was messing up my page so I re-made it a copy of it so that it wouldn't mess up my page. Check the archives - one would think with your wiki-searching skills you'd be able to tell that from the history or archives. You troll my comments enough that it should be easy for you. Lets see if you offer me an apology for making up a lie about me making a 'fangirl' template for myself. Unless you think Blake Firedancer is a sock puppet or meat puppet of mine, like you Goons thought about both Kamikaze-Bunny and Zaphod Beeblebrox (and apparently anyone else who actually thinks you guys are immature little griefers or agrees with me over the Goons.)
• 4) Now -you- can be an adult and quit bugging me, or you can continue to be a little Goon troll, trying to win an internet argument and make more user pages trying to get me to be as frustrated and upset with you as you obviously are with me. I'm not the one who spends hours upon hours on the wiki - you are. I'm not the one who is part of a group dedicated to messing up an internet game and troll people they don't like on a wiki - you are. I do this as a hobby in my spare time at work. For you, this is a big thing. For me it isn't. Normally I wouldn't have bothered to say this, but since you couldn't jus have a rational conversation and had to make that last sentence, I need to let you know that you seriously need to get a life, Nubis. Despite being old hat on this game and wiki, you're still a Noobis. --Tselita 22:16, 15 June 2008 (BST)

I seriously hope you find some other aspect of the wiki to get involved in soon because presence on the Suggestions pages is tiresome. - Aw. Too bad for you. Most non-Goons disagree. I can say the same about the Goons being on the wiki in general. The only tiresome thing is that I keep bothering to respond to the snide comments and flamebaiting of Goons like yourself --Tselita 22:19, 15 June 2008 (BST)

3.) Crusader of Logic vs Crusader of logic. There are 2 templates with the same name which is why I specifically chose that configuration. That is the version you made.

It's funny how one off the cuff remark about you being a sock puppet of Kamikaze has stuck in your craw for so long, but many users telling you that your suggestions are unbalanced and you don't listen to any opinion other than your own seems to have bounced right off that thick sloping Neanderthal skull of yours.

And what are you blathering on about with the User page comments? You were the one whining on almost every sysops page that people were being mean to you and trolling. And while I am on the wiki for hours, unlike you, I'm not just posting in Talk:Suggestions. How's that working out for you? And, uh, how many suggestions you get implemented there, chief? Kevan rewriting the game for you? Is Urban Dead:Tselita's Way coming out in beta soon? I also think if we put it to a vote that more people would support my contributions to the wiki over yours. It is a shame that we can't vote people off the wiki. --– Nubis ^NWO 16:01, 17 June 2008 (BST)

There are 2 templates with the same name which is why I specifically chose that configuration. That is the version you made. - Yes I had to -remake- Blake's template which he made FOR me, because as written, it was messing up my user page, and I wasn't about to change his coding on HIS template. I did not create the template. I didnt 'make' anything. I just cut and pasted Blake's template and removed the bit of code in it which was causing my user page to get messed up. Not sure why this is so hard to get through your own thick skull.

And what are you blathering on about with the User page comments? - I was commenting that Blake's template, as written, was messing up the user page, which is why I had to re-do it. See above comments.

You were the one whining on almost every sysops page that people were being mean to you and trolling. - I find it really funny that you've been spending all this time flamebaiting me on a suggestion where there's been NO commentary other than my saying that it's a humorous (yet unfunny) suggestion.

And while I am on the wiki for hours, unlike you, I'm not just posting in Talk:Suggestions. - Some of us have jobs, smoochie.

It's funny how one off the cuff remark about you being a sock puppet of Kamikaze has stuck in your craw for so long, - I'm not fond of libel.

but many users telling you that your suggestions are unbalanced and you don't listen to any opinion other than your own seems to have bounced right off that thick sloping Neanderthal skull of yours. - Oh yes Nubis, make insults. That definitely makes me come around to your point of view. Would you care to make a mock-suggestion to clutter up Talk:Suggestions while you're at it like the other Goon friends of yours? I do, in fact, listen to people who tell me a suggestion I make is unbalanced. I just don't tend to listen to Goons when they say it though, because most of the time, the comments they make are inane, or what passes as logic is not convincing to me. Even then, there have been a few... a very few... times where a Goon used reasonable comments (before they generally denegrate into trash talking) for which I've tried to make compromises to my suggestions to make it more palatable. I've since realized that there's no sense in trying to compromise with a Goon, so instead I look for comments made by non Goons which come out to more than just flamebaiting or insults.

How's that working out for you? And, uh, how many suggestions you get implemented there, chief? - Other than the bottle as a weapon thing? Haven't seen any implemented yet, but Kevan's not exactly the speediest person to make changes to the game. And anyway it's suggestions, not 'orders'.

Kevan rewriting the game for you? Is Urban Dead:Tselita's Way coming out in beta soon? - Wow, nice rant.

I also think if we put it to a vote that more people would support my contributions to the wiki over yours. - You've been on the wiki 3+ years, I've been on it for maybe 4 months? Most of which is while I'm at work, and the first two months were spent mainly getting used to using a wiki in the first place. When I've been on for 3 years you can make a comparison.

It is a shame that we can't vote people off the wiki. - Aw, get rid of anyone you don't like. Urban Dead Wiki: Nubis's Way. Hypocrite. --Tselita 18:41, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Damn it people...If you're not gonna discuss about the suggestion, then head straight for your talk pages. If settling your differences on the talk pages doesn't work, go to Arby's and settle things there. Tselita's "goons", quit picking on Tselita. Yes, she's new. She's still learning the ropes. Tselita, quit picking fights with everyone. Just shut up and they won't beat you down even more. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:50, 17 June 2008 (BST)

No. Bad. Bad Tselita. Don't make fun of Nubis. He's cool. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:35, 14 June 2008 (BST)

He shouldn't make it so easy then, sir. Mistaking Denzel for Morgan Freeman is one thing. One unforgivable thing. But messing up an age old internet joke is blasphemy. --Tselita 02:38, 14 June 2008 (BST)

See his name? Nubis. Lemme translate...N00b is. There you go. Now don't make fun of him now. If you've been on this wiki for a very long time, you'll see that some people are actually pretty cool. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:39, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Don't believe him Tselita, if you've been on this wiki for a very long time then you shouldn't be here anymore (drama will kill you) ;) - User:Whitehouse 07:26, 14 June 2008 (BST)

That would explain why some of

I wonder if anyone's going to actually comment on the suggestion other than my saying it's obviously a Humorous (yet unfunny) suggestion. Probably not because it's a humorous suggestion which doesn't belong here. --Tselita 22:26, 15 June 2008 (BST)

That's not now, and never has been, the case. You don't need to argue here, if you have nothing useful to add then in the future try not adding anything.--Karek^maps?! 07:46, 16 June 2008 (BST)

Why can't people understand the difference between Talk:Suggestions and posting a Suggestion for voting? It isn't that difficult.--– Nubis ^NWO 18:22, 19 June 2008 (BST)

When did Tselita get permabanned from Something Awful again? --Gene Splicer 16:35, 17 June 2008 (BST)

No idea what you're talking about now. I've never bothered to comment in the Something Awful forums, let alone be permabanned from it. --Tselita 18:49, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Fair enough... just seemed like the most logical explanation --Gene Splicer 10:04, 18 June 2008 (BST)

I don't think logic and anything from this suggestion (or the suggestor or most of the commentators on this suggestion) really should ever be put in the same sentence. --Tselita 22:18, 18 June 2008 (BST)

THE SPAM! --Midianian^{|T|T:S|C:RCS|} 10:38, 14 June 2008 (BST)

I'd vote kill on this. It's unrealistic. Everyone knows you can't play Urban Dead on the internet. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 22:11, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Tselita said:

2) I have not yet bothered to comment on Haberdash's comments because currently I haven't re-submitted the nailgun suggestion. Yet.

Translation - Haberdash was right so now I'm going to ignore his comment until I can get enough sock puppets to win a nailgun 2.0 suggestion that won't be implemented because a nailgun would do shit damage to zombies. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 11:07, 19 June 2008 (BST)

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