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A Malton Recession? by Private Mendoza

The latest news I've been hearing from around the bar, in dark alleys, and during the increasing random muggings (Please stop! It hurts...) is this rumor of how Malton is in an economic recession. After much research, and numerous Post-Apocalyptic Government funded-studies, the accusations are seemingly true, and the main causes have been discovered. Depleting weapon reservoirs, the influx of cheap illegal Dead labor, Urban Dying, lack of safe-working conditions, sup-prime mortgages and shoddy barricade contractors, and PKer terrorism are just a few. The problem is hardest felt in the pockets of survivors as the value of the Cheese has been weakened by inflation while the Barhah Union currency, Brains is rising in value. Consequently, generator prices are up, barricade materials are hard to find in the low population parts of the city, weapons cost twice as much as in the BU, and even the zombie-stripper industry is suffering.

Bullets are supposedly more effective, but the urban supply is dwindling. Renewable Resources, like axes and knives are becoming more popular, but they are still not as user-friendly and suffer from major problems like low accuracy, and damage not up to par with crude bullets.

The recession doesn't seem to be slowing, and to top it off, undead employment rates are fluctuating like mad. This can only mean more problems as the debates over Alternative Weapons intensify.