Malton Rangers
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| Abbreviation: | Malton Rangers |
| Group Numbers: | 40 something |
| Leadership: | Lord Wulfgar |
| Goals: | To provide a valuable contribution to Malton citizens by conducting covert operations against the undead. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Our Recruitment Campaign 2008 has begun!! Visit the Recruitment Wiki for all the information you might need to join the Rangers. All recruits are welcome but gaining a few levels is recommended, however it is not required, just register an account at the forumto enlist. |
| Contact: | Look for board users with a Malton Rangers signature, or Check out our forum or email Malton.Rangers@gmail.com. |
This is our general page – it’s for posting all of the official data for the group as well as any updates to our status. The Malton Rangers are always looking for talented new recruits, so any survivors interested in joining us may feel free to leave us a message on the discussion portion of the wiki or join the conversation over on the Malton Ranger/C4NT forum.
Current Mission
The Malton Rangers are at it again. After making a quick stop to kick a few unruly zeds out of Fort Creedy they marched off to far Southwest Malton to begin their campaign of suburb restoration. For the past week they have been kicking undead out of the long ruined buildings in New Arkham and spending long hours repairing nearly destroyed buildings. It's hard work that makes a Ranger thankful for a cold one at the end of a long day. If you would like to join in the fun then check us out here for more details.
ZOMG Recruitment - JOIN TODAY!
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Ranger Profiles!
Remember guys to show up on the Game Stats page your profile must say Malton Rangers and yes the capitals are important. Oh, having The in front will also mean you wont show up no matter how many zombies you kill with us.
RANGER’S FIELD GUIDE
Overview
The Malton Rangers are a growing group of like-minded individuals, dedicated to working with other groups and unaffiliated survivors to the benefit of Malton. A principally nomadic group, by nature, the Rangers aim to go wherever help is needed most and have begun to establish a reputation for being easy to work with and being willing to provide aid to places most others have already fled from.
While the bulk of Rangers usually can be found traveling together and working towards some larger objective (see below for present objectives), individual Rangers or smaller detachments often break off temporarily to help out the many smaller crises to be found in Malton.
While most Rangers do work very closely to coordinate their efforts with command and their fellow Rangers, no orders are ever binding or mandatory and the right of each Ranger to act and make decisions autonomously will always be respected.
Field Reports
Received 24/8/08
Some observations in New Arkham by Ranger 2win
I've come to realize that most of the injuries suffered seemed to be the hangovers of some of the more enthusiastic Ranger repairmen.
"Don't you think that's a little selfish ,Magatsu, to insist on the whole six pack for "Hair of the Dog" cure of your hangover? You probably could have gotten your point across without crossing your eyes and rolling your head around."
"And Rockby,apparently we couldn't get any good looking zombies to attack so we had to turn out the lights,sorry"
I'm not sure but it seems to me that every time I was in a room with Wulfgar and Techewan we got whomped . Is someones deodorant failing ?
That being said, I think we have done our civic duty, with appropriate barricades and without taxpayer subsidies, to repair New Arkham.
Received 21/08/08
New Arkham. Shit, we’re still only in New Arkham.
We’d been in the thick of it for months, a constant deluge of bullets, blood and brains. No sleep, no let up and for every building we took, two more fell back into their claws. Wulfgar realized that this was going nowhere. We’re good but the odds were against us. It was time to try something different.
So we went to the far South West and found ourselves in New Arkham, one of Maltons many ghost towns. There are so few people living out in the boundaries that the zombies can hold them with ease. Well that’s about to change.
The first thing we noticed was the silence. No groans or gunshots. Then we saw the devastation. Every building was in ruins. No windows, no doors, in some cases pretty much no building! We had our work cut out for us, thats for sure. So thats pretty much been the last week or so. Build it up, patch it up, keep it up. And every so often we flatten the dead that come calling. I’d gotten used to sleeping through gunfire, but if Magatsu brings that hammer down within 5 meters of my bunk again I swear I’ll pop him.
Stay tuned and we’ll keep you posted.
This report was brought to you by Jojomofo.
Policies
Our official position on issues in Malton
Independent Initiative
Unless otherwise stated, positions on many of the more contentious issues to be found in Malton are left up to the individual Ranger to decide upon, and enforce as he or she sees fit. That being said, we encourage rangers to work in group fashion, as we are most effective that way.
PKing, Griefing and the Like
As the Rangers exist to aid the residents of Malton, we are opposed to and don't engage in all such counterproductive behaviours. It is the discretion of individual Rangers as to how to react to the actions of non-Rangers.
Multiple Characters
Several members of our organization run multiple characters, and we have absolutely no issue with that. Players may even have multiple characters who are Rangers. That being said, the Rangers will maintain strict adherence to Anti-Zerging rules and won't run multiple character in the same suburb.
(Since there are always people in need of help everywhere in Malton, the alternate character Rangers won't be suffering for lack of work, and may even go so far as to form auxiliary units of the Rangers.)
Lone Wolfing
There come times when individual Rangers may feel like aiding elsewhere than the primary focus of the larger unit. This is both permitted and encouraged by (MRCOM). All of Malton needs our help, and the better job we do of spreading the word, the stronger we'll become. Rangers Lead the Way!
The Who and Where
Contact
You can contact the Malton Rangers in a variety of ways.
Our primary communication point is the Rangers’ Station, on a forum we share with our allies.
We want all our enemies, allies and possible friends to come onto this board. The more the merrier!
Allies
- Channel 4 News Team--Classy group of guys, we have been fighting along side them for a long time
- New Malton Colossus--Member thereof, and second largest represented group therein
- U.S. ARMY INFANTRY-- Aided us in various operations, We owe you one.
- DHPD--Commissioner O'Neil and Dickhole Bonaparte are always in cahoots'
- Loose Cannons -- Able Company
Our Template
We have a spanking new template, which anyone can feel free to use.
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Malton Rangers |
| This User or group supports the Malton Rangers in their never ending quest to aide the fair citizens of Malton, pursue classiness to the utmost, and stop barhah in all areas it rears its ugly head |
Any user or group that wants to use this on their wiki just put {{Malton Rangers}} on their page.
REGULAR RANGER NEWS
General News Updates
22 August 2008 The campaign for the restoration of Southwest Malton and beyond has begun, progress is already being made. Stop by the forum for details.
7 August 2008 After the long weeks of battle in Central Malton the Rangers are now moving on, interested parties should drop by the forum for details.
17 July 2008 The battle in Central Malton still rages as the Rangers challenge roving undead hordes. Progress is being made, all Rangers should drop by the forum for details.
25 June 2008 Operations in Western Malton are completed. After brief rest and restocking period Rangers are on new mission. View the forum for more details on our current mission.
4 June 2008 With their operations in North Malton concluding in glorious success the Rangers have moved on to the far west. All Rangers should drop by the forums for details.
8 May 2008 Efforts to restore North Malton have met with great success and operations in the area still continue. All Rangers check the forums for details.
15 April 2008 Operations to restore ruined sections of North Malton are now underway. All Rangers should see forums for details.
27 March 2008 A new mission to revitalize dead sections of Malton has begun, all Rangers please refer to the forums for details.
19 March 2008 Zombie numbers continue to rise and the Malton Rangers continue to have a blast. The current battle is in Central Malton. All Rangers check the forums for orders.
10 March 2008 With zombie numbers on the rise the Malton Rangers are having the time of their lives, the battle is currently in the east. All Rangers should check the forums for orders.
16 February 2008 With a beautiful wedding now behind them the Malton Rangers are heading out for more glorious battle. All Rangers should check the forums for new orders.
3 February 2008 The battle against the Second Big Bash has concluded with many a brave Ranger dying in battle, couldn't ask for more. The Rangers are now regrouping, all Rangers should check the forum for details.
8 January 2008 The battle against the Second Big Bash continues. This time the battle is at the Morrish Building, all Rangers should head their immediately.
2 January 2008 Furious battle rages in Pitneybank against the Second Big Bash. All Malton Rangers should head to the Farmer Building immediately.
Ranger Creed
- Recognizing that I volunteered as a Ranger, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Ranger Regiment.
- Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move farther, faster and fight harder than any other soldier.
- Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one-hundred-percent and then some.
- Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.
- Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Ranger word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.
- Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission though I be the lone survivor.
Rangers Lead The Way!
OMG Look at the shiney ribbons
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים |
| Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad. |
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The Malton Mafia |
| This User or Group is respected by The Malton Mafia. They have the support of the Families. Don't cross them. |
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Sexy Blackmore Bastard |
| This user fought in the 2nd Battle of Blackmore and proudly wears this home made badge on his knee. where he kicked the ever famous dickholeguy in the nuts.. TWICE! |
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A Colossus Of Class |
| This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006. |
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Dickhole The Great |
| This user or group has entered glorious battle alongside Dickhole The Great (pictured at the left), there were horses, sabres, and muskets all around. After the Battle was over, This user or group stampeded the enemies women and raped their cattle. It was a glorious day indeed. |
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Literate |
| This user/group has fought alongside, provided syringes for, or returned a library book to the Quartly Study Group |
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Dickhole The Stupid |
| This user or group has entered glorious battle alongside Dickhole The Stupid (pictured at the far left), and was killed because of his stupidity. After the Battle was over, This user or group kicked Dickhole The Stupid in the nuts. Than watched as a very small zombie nerd beat him to death with his own tiny nut sack. |
History
Grippy / Vito area can be found [here]
