Late Night TV Crue

Main Policies Poetry Sub Groups Forum The NEW Lockettside Valkyries Abbreviation: NLV Goals: Your Death Recruitment: Here / Membership Lord High Zerg Killer: Sarah Silverman Priestess of Pain: Sheila Broflovski Prince of Drool: An Enormous Baby Hammer of Thor: Jimmy Kimmel nú er fyrir geirum: Stephen Colbert Fry Cook: Karloth Vois* Cleaning Woman: Calista Griffin* Barrister: Jorm* Educator: Kristi of the Dead* * Not really ______ Who areThe New Lockettside Valkyries?? The New Lockettside Valkyries are a group of people dedicated to helping no one- no exceptions. We kill those who wish to live, never revive those who wish to be revived, and leave those zombies who enjoy being zombies to kill anyone they like unless it’s in our damn hospital, or if we feel like killing a zombie... We attack everyone, with or without provocation, and we pretty much judge everyone lacking. We think UD should be about fun, and we're here to spread the fear! Hey that rhymes! ^-^ We are replacing the now defunct and irrelevant Lockettside Valkyries How can you show solidarity with and support for the New Lockettside Valkyries? Change your in-game group name for the next two weeks to "New Lockettside Valkyries." JOIN US, even if only in spirit! Our moment in history The time has come for a new breed of Valkyrie to rise from the ashes of the now defunct and never-to-be-historical previous incarnation. The Valkyrie is a noble and important warrior symbol, whose image must be restored by members willing to practice the arts of conflict as originally envisioned by Freja and Thor. Valkyries do not sue for peace, they take no prisoners. With the disappearance of the Zerger Zoomy, Sarah Silverman, formerly of the Late Night TV Crue has answered the cries from Lockettside for a new force of destruction within St. Alexanders Hospital. The New Lockettside Valkyries shall usher in a new era of pain and misery for the residents of southwestern Malton. It Has Begun Today we New Valkyries began cleaning out the vermin currently infesting our headquarters St. Alexander's Hospital. They are persistent cockroaches, and we lost one of our number temporarily in the fight. Today we exterminated: Chillpill1 Izumi Orimoto Dragon Fang Ryan Quicksilver Doc Koska BlizZombie Major Dick There remain more to sweep from the cracks and crevices of this fine edifice. Those that change their group name to "The New Lockettside Valkyries" and swear fealty to our new group will not be harmed. It is time to set aside childish things, abandon the failures of the past and embrace a new hospital order. Also, in other news, you may be interested to know that Zoomy is still at her rule breaking ways - she's had at least 5 wiki sock puppets banned in the past few days, and still refuses to grasp that she ever did anything wrong. Here is some exciting reading: GRIMCHIE PWNS THE SOCK PUPPETEER So, in light of this news, our jaws are even more firmly set, our hearts steeled to the coming battle for supremacy in St. Alexander's. No more shall we allow the namby pamby forces of wishy-washdom command what is rightfully ours. Now is not a time for talk, it is a time for action, and today was just our opening salvo. Don't forget to show your solidarity for our efforts by changing your group name to the New Lockettside Valkyries for the next month! HUZZAH! Thanks to Vigeous for the format of this page

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