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Don't Vote SPAM
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Due to excessive ABUSE of the SPAM vote, This user refuses to ever vote SPAM on any suggestion. Join the movement.
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Axe Crazy
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This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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Kevanism
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This user is a Kevanist. They believe that the universe was created approximately 20 years ago by an intelligent designer.
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Wiki Code Stealer
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This user is a Wiki Code Stealer and is probably off copying and pasting some code.
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Grammar
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This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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Urban Dead
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This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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WE WANT PIE!
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This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...
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Cats
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This user loves cats.
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Zombies Ate My Neighbors
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This user or group is pretty sure that Zombies Ate their Neighbors.
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Fire is Pretty
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This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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Too Many Templates
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This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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Sorry, what was that first part again?
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This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
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Stop Holiday Imperialism!
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This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.
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Dolphins
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This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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No Life
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This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and put templates on his Wiki page.
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Math fun
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This user thinks that math is awesome.
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Scientology Unfriendly
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This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
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Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.
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Why are you still reading these?
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This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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No More Sacrifices
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Uberursa once sacrificed a loyal companion, in an act that haunts him to this day, but rather then wallow in self-pity he has chosen to make a promise: no more sacrifices. Uberursa will never abandon another person, place, or ideal, preferring instead to fight to the bitter end for them.
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Bacon is good for your soul. or your Barhah, whichever you prefer.
Groups/Affiliations
NecroWatch technician
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Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service
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This User is a member of the U.B.C.S.
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If you happen to meet me
I will destroy any generators I see in cinemas, clubs, or banks because they are useless. The inhabitants of such buildings will also get a lecture on why these building should be kept dark at all times. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Petty opinions
ALL cinemas, banks, and clubs should be kept dark at all times. Unless there is a party. and If I wasn't invited, then I may darken it out of spite. None of you can say you would do different.
I feel very little pity for a creature that usually needs to spend one-six AP to stand up with full health. I do feel pity for ceratures who need to spend 10-15 friggin AP to get back up. Ridiculous.
Books are useless. As a scientist I would gain roughly 1 XP for ever 10 AP spent. Everyone else need to spend 20 AP to get 1 XP. It is more AP-efficient to throw yourself from the nearest building and pounding on its barricades for XP than to use books. Poetry books are even more useless. Also, math rocks.
The DS page is filled with hate. It permeates the soul of many people who go there. Very few exist who can remain civil in this unerring vortex of hatred. I am not among them. I don't hate you, the DS pages hates you and it is possessing me. Along with most of the others commentators there.
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NecroWatch
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Uberursa is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system. Uberursa has proven his dedication in the pursuit of truth and knowledge.
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A.L.I.C.E. Is Watching...
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Uberursa is NOT paranoid. Uberursa knows he every action is being closely monitored by A.L.I.C.E. and that she is manipulating everything and everyone to her own ends. It's all just one big test... ending with cake.
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Monogamous
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This user has only one, single, lone character in Malton.
Alts and zergs are for pansies.
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Suggestions
Road Flares-Peer Rejected.
A relief, I thought for a while that it would be spaminated.
XP Hoarding
Timestamp:Uberursa 15:17, 21 August 2009 (BST)
Type: Mechanic change
Scope: Maxed out or near maxed players
Description: Players can only collect as much XP as they can use for buying skills. A TXP (total experience) would be kept somewhere on their profile page for those who wish to show off how much XP they have gained in total ever.
Argument:While this would not fix any current in-game problems, it would make suggesting some changes easier. Case and point being the Rot cure suggestions that pop up, as this would help prevent abuse of such a system if it were implemented. In addition, it would make it a bit more interesting for level 43 players when a new skill came out as they would have to gain the XP needed to buy it. It would also stop people from making suggestions that drain your XP (or at least give an excuse for every voter to spice the mechanically separated ham). People with big egos get the TXP amount. Everyone wins!
Headshot modification
Timestamp:
Type: Mechanic change
Scope: Survivors with headshot and all zombies the head...shoot...whatever, you get the idea
Description: Instead of adding 5 AP, it takes 10 AP to stand up from a headshot. No exceptions.
Argument: Helps newer zombies while actually making headshot relevant to a zombie who has ankle grab.
A.L.I.C.E. has thoughtfully assembled this map to track the progress of
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licensed NecroTechnician UberUrsa
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progress as he reports NecroNet scans from the many NecroTech facilities spread across the city of Malton.
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