User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Book

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- A Journal -
You open the old water-logged journal. Traces of dried bloody fingertips mark the edges of pages, evidence of many past readers and writers.

Wedged in between the pages is a dirty old pencil. There still seems to be some space left to write something .

Pretty epic game. --Yonnua Koponen 22:20, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Something. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:20, 27 July 2010 (BST)

Nice game Shadok T Balance is power 13:00, 3 August 2010 (BST)

More graffiti please. And thanks for the name check. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:50, 9 August 2010 (BST)

I've been stuck in this...place...for weeks now. Having thought I could avoid the hordes by simply walking across the fields, I quickly found that the fields seemed to end without ending. How, I do not know, but somehow I would walk forward and find the same expansive landscape in front of me as I had with the last step and the one before that and the one before that. Since then, I have braved the ruins, slain madmen, mutilated zombies, and somehow managed to avoid death. Hopefully I will make it. Aichon 19:29, 9 August 2010 (BST)

This thing is quite plainly the most immersive wiki diversion I've ever seen. Bravo. Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others 02:13, 10 August 2010 (BST)

Day... Something. I don't know what's happening. I woke up, exhausted, and heard a creaky voice. I looked around, but saw only white. Actually, there were other things too... The words "Loading". A few black lines. A .jpg artifact, but that could just be my monitor on the fritz. Actually... One sec... ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 02:30, 10 August 2010 (BST)



Day Something +1. Turns out it WAS a .jpg artifact. Someone must have done a lousy shop job on the universe. Anyways, it appears I'm in some sort of room. With a bunch of rats. And a fat, naked midget at a cardboard computer. I'm not sure what's going on, but there's a trio of people on the screen. One of them looks kinda strange (and bloody), like he ate really spoiled, raw meat.

The nudist midget looks surprised that I'm here. Given the tone of his skin, I'm guessing he spends most of his time at the strange computer. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 02:30, 10 August 2010 (BST)

Managed to make it to the part of the city that seems to be called "Intermission". Somehow, one section of this part stinks of biased-ness. This was the item I've been searching for. The spark that shall lead to war. As of this entry, I am now assembling my army of Mudkips to conquer the so-called World of Gnome. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:22, 23 August 2010 (BST)