User:Sexualharrison/War On TZH

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Griefer Waaah!

Just curious, do you really think you can grief us out of the game? I just want to make it clear whether this is something you believe possible. It isn't possible. We have been here far longer than you, and will be here long after you leave. Your griefing is both unoriginal, and has become troll-like. Your rants, when you deign to give them are unoriginal to the point of banality, and whatever point you have tried to make is so far past making as to be hopeless.

I would also encourage you to think about what you are doing. You have now repeatedly (6-10+times) PKed members of TZH who are so new, that they have no concept of what the Philosophe Knights are, that the only purpose you could serve by what you are doing is to try and get them to quit the game. Have you become so self indulgent and full of impotent nerd rage that you really seek this end? How much lower do you intend to go? I don't mean just here in Urbandead, but anywhere. To troll IN GAME, in URBAN DEAD with the sole purpose to make the game un-fun for someone else is pretty fucking sad. In fact, I can't imagine something involving this game that could be more sad. If you're wondering why no one in TZH ever kills you, consider this: We know where you are. I get reports about every 2-3 days where someone knows your location. The members of my group have express instruction NOT to kill you. Some have gone against orders, but for the most part people have been pretty good about it. But we don't hunt you, we don't kill you, and our members don't speak to you. Because we actually consider you a troll, not a PKer. And you don't feed trolls. Eventually we figured you would wander on and grief someone else. But so far you haven't, and I have to believe it comes from some lack of insight, or maybe you really do just want to stop other people from having fun. So call this an outreach, to open your eyes. Or to help you see it from another perspective.--Dhavid Grohl 15:32, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Oh what a crock Grohl. You did the same to the MCM but now its all waaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaaaaa a bloo a bloo a bloo. The old DG would never do that - you've changed !--Rapture 22:02, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

What the fuck are you talking about Rapture? 1) Have the balls to say it on my talk page, or feel free to blow it directly out of your ass/mouth. 2) We did no such thing. Our group war with the MCM was not a griefer attempt. For one, they fired the first shot. And beyond that, they knew where every member of TZH could be found, because we based ourselves out of an HQ not 10 blocks away. Our war to them was not to get them to quit, and the only members of MCM killed were a select few leadership. Our members were given specific instructions to only kill members who had themselves killed TZH members, or slandered TZH. Beyond all of that, our point (stated multiple times) wasn't to get them to stop playing the game, it was to get them to MOVE the fuck away, or SHUT the fuck up. The MCM is now active, and thriving in their old headquarters because they chose option B. I suggest you do the same. --Dhavid Grohl 23:26, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

Seriously Grohl?!? You need to seek employment with one Dick Cheney. I hear he needs a good revisionist historian. --QBee 23:45, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

I assume you are talking about such things as how apparently Morris O'Brian admitted to be Violet Begonas Balls: "begonas balls was killed by http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1611308 Leni Riefenstahl apparently a new character for redrum. she is standing outside smiths house looking for a revive. thanks. "? --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 19:43, 11 February 2012 (UTC)

And now, as a special treat you are actually zerging? You even admitted it. This is fantastic. First you kill with golam, and now you grief with another character. Well at least I know you have insight into what you are doing since you admitted to doing it. You are aware that you have dedicated time out of your real life, to ruin an online game for people you don't know, and will never meet. Congrats Harrison, you aren't stupid, instead, you're just an actual piece of shit. You're exactly the kind of person no one wants to be. Of course I bet your mother still loves you. Maybe. --Dhavid Grohl 23:33, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

If Harrison killed with one character and then with another within a ten block distance and a 24-hour period then he is guilty of zerging. If there were more than 24 hours between kills or proximity sightings then it's alt abuse. Evidence of the former can be submitted to Resensitized for addition to the Zerg Liste. The latter, while poor form, is not against even Resensitized's rules. --Papa Moloch 07:15, 2 February 2012 (UTC)

Alt Abuse, Zerging? Who gives a shit. We don't report to lists anyway. I just love letting people know who full of absolute garbage the Phulloshit Knights are. What a bunch of epic tools. Must take some crazy knowledge to grief newbies out of the game using alt abuse. Yeah, real enlightened. Spread the word Moloch, this is the kind of fuckwit douche-baggery everyone in Malton can come to expect out of the oldest, stank-assiest PKer group in Malton: The Phulloshit Knights. --Dhavid Grohl 00:02, 6 February 2012 (UTC)

Everything else aside, since when to you guys count as newbies? And weren't TZH flagged as alt abusers or something at some point? --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 02:42, 6 February 2012 (UTC)

Well, a few of our group count among the oldest people in Malton. But we have new members all the time. This fuckwit has been griefing them. Pretty shitty. And while TZH was *flagged* for alt abuse, nothing was ever proven... because we don't do it. There was a lot of TZH hate at one time, and there was some shady shit that went down. Faked screenshots, etc. I assume thats where the allegations came from, because there couldn't possibly be any real evidence. In our 6.5 year history we have had two members who were found to be alt abusers/zergers, and as soon as Whalberg and I knew about it, they were booted from the group. So in short, no to both of your statements. And homosexualharrison here can still stick it in my asshole. --Dhavid Grohl 05:49, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

Hey, Dave. If you're gonna claim TZH never had a case of alt abuse, don't contradict yourself in the same reply by bringing up a case of alt abuse that had occured in the TZH. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 07:46, 7 February 2012 (UTC)

What about duke cage? He's still listed on your Member list, yet he zergs with his alts Alexander Karelin and Horny Polar Bear. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 16:08, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

I know there was conjecture and speculation about this in the past, but specifically, I am talking about this post from duke cage that states: "AK is standing at Gee Avenue. Please Revive. Those with my number call me if I need to stand up again." followed by this post, also from duke cage in a thread entitled "Team Mammal Hardcore" that states: "Horny Polar Bear has finished hibernating and is now at Snelgrove in North B. I also changed his tag to Team Zombie Hardcore to increase our rating in Malton. Balls To the Whalls! RARRRRR!" If you look in the same revive thread, you'll see this post that proves Morris o'brian is Horny Horny Hippo, and that he is zerging as well: "horny hippo is at gee ave in s. whalberberg. morris is still N.E. of dear street in N whalberbergia..... bueller?....bueller?". You'll note that Dear Street Police Department is eight blocks away from Gee Avenue, which by his admission means that he was zerging. Of course, it's interesting that you stated in August of 2009: "As for Horny Horny Hippo, please remember that he is NOT a member of TZH. I cannot defend his actions, I don't know the motives of his actions, and I have not spoken to him of his actions. In no way is he related to TZH other than the possibility that he is a hostile zerg (trying to defame us) or someone misguided character that follows us around. Either way, NOT a member, and NOT my responsibility." when you posted in the Team Mammal Hardcore thread on Dec 20 2007 after duke cage posted the call to arms to Morris: "Attention Hippo. Polar Bear is chilling in Western North Blythville at Hayce Auto Repair. Let's eat some zombies and kills some d-bags. RARR! " AND you posted in a thread entitled "A badass Squad!, Squad status..." on the new board on April 17, 2009 after Morris posted: "horny horny hippo and I are ready to rock... ". That makes two current members of TZH who zerg, AND you lied about the status of Horny Horny Hippo. Honestly, this doesn't seem like information that you would want to get out. You may want to check and see why your forums are wide open... --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 20:01, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

This is why I love Akule-sama! His deductive reasoning and investigative skills are unmatched even by people who have dedicated their entire existences to such pursuits. His zeal in hunting down those nefarious zergers is something that he should receive monetary compensation for! SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! --User:Tokiko 20:43, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

I'm so going to start ignoring you eventually you beautiful man you or so sorry fuckface

But I have no intention of dignifying your sub-talk page by leaving a comment on it. Although I will grant you its pretty funny. Actually very TZH-esque in some ways. You know I love using home-made jpegs and running shit up the whalls! Glad you mobilized the anti-TZH bandwagon again. Its been a while since we have had any publicity. I wondered when a shit-stick like you would come along and stir it up again. And Akule, if you're listening (and I know you are, you can't help yourself) those forums were hacked months (maybe even over a year?) ago. Thats why I can't log into them and fix/close them. My IP is banned :(. Not that it has stopped my old posts from changing, or new posts from popping up. At first I thought it was random, because they were spammed hard (generic omeprazole, viagra, rolexx, etc). But then I couldn't log in anymore, and I had some screenies of those posts. I realized then that someone from UD must have decided to take their grudge against The Awesome way to far. Pretty sad. So I don't really know what is on there anymore. Nor would I trust those forums NOT to link you to some malware, like it did me. So be careful what you see, and don't believe a word of it. All official communications between TEAMmates are done over the phone, gtalk, or email. I stand by what I said. Zergers were banished. Phullofshit Knights can suck it, and Cobra can lick my ass. i want to Suck it sexualharrison. PLEASE STICK YOUR BALLS IN MY MOUTH! --Dhavid Grohl 01:27, 13 February 2012 (UTC)

Oh boo hoo. Go cry us a river. Zergers? Banished? Tell that to Duke Cage. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 02:09, 13 February 2012 (UTC)

A confession and a sincere change of heart brought about by Grohl's evil ways.

You know, it was kind of fun to zerg in this game, but it's really taking too much of my time every day to control something like seventy alts. I mean, when I was unemployed during the summer and didn't have school, it was really fun, especially on the zombie side. You can literally strangle entire suburbs with twenty or so well-coordinated zombies. I even discovered ways to powerlevel characters and get them to be zombie killing machines in the inside of two weeks and figured out the exact mechanics behind Kevin's anti-zerg measures in order to avoid them, but the hour or two every day is really getting unbearable when I could be using my time for other, more fulfilling pursuits, such as writing or exercising.

I guess I'll just retire my zerg hordes once and for all. I apologize to the Army Control Corps, Dulston Alliance, South Shuttlebank City Council, Cobra, Burchell Arms Regulars, Creedy Defense Force, and all of the other groups I may or may not done harm to with my zerging ways. Seeing how much of an obnoxious vandal David Grohl is to everyone else has really changed my perspective and inspired me to change my ways. I hope we can all become friends in the future, and I will hereby email a list to Kevin(as soon as one of you chaps tells me how to get in contact with him) of all of my zerg alts with their profiles so that he can disable them so I will not be tempted to zerg ever again. A lot of them are already listed on Resensitized, but a lot are not.

I will be deleting this wiki account after figuring out the best way to email and apologize to Kevin, as I simply used it for trolling. This is not my true personality and I'm sorry if it irritated you all, I treated this game as an idle, if somewhat obsessive compulsive diversion from my life. I will henceforth become a productive member of this community and help it rather than disrupting it.

So, thank you Grohl. Your very vile presence has actually provoked a sincere self-reflection on my part.

-- Tokiko/GunboundKorea/The repentant zerger behind so much calamity 4:05, 13 February 2012 (BST).