The Burchell Arms Regulars/BlackList Test

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The Burchell Arms Regulars

The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard
- No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! -
Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu


WANTED - The Top 20 Deadbeat List


Deadbeats. They take on all sorts of shapes and sizes. Much like poo. You get the runny ones that smear all the way down, and you get the big ones that it's difficult to pass, and the ones which if you take your eyes off them, they disappear like a ginger in a rusty garage.

And we've found much the same. We have a massive list of 'asshats' who've pissed on our chips at one point or another, and, as a result we've taken it upon ourselves to give them a solid fisting every time we can be arsed. Now, you can rest assured that, even with the most dedicated griefer who holds up their Rogues Gallery Platinum Membership card we try and deal with them as fairly as possible. In the main, it's our Knight Watchmen who're the ones entrusted in battering these pillocks into submission as often as possible, allowing our regulars the opportunity to finish their chosen beverages in peace.

But that's not to say there aren't risks out there. There are. There's a group of people who want nothing less than to spill your pints, eat your last Monster Munch and park their sweaty backsides on your favourite stool. And as such, the Burchell Arms Regulars provide fr. yr. delectation our abridged version of our deadbeat list, so you can be kept aware of the biggest threats arseholes likely to be out and about in Rolt Heights, Pescodside and the general North East of Malton.

Cabbie Sam's Dartboard

Asshat Name Crime Last Known Whereabouts
Ben Harding
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PKer Rolt Heights
I Live I Hunger
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PKer Rolt Heights
F1ReFly
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Text Rapists Rolt Heights
He's Dead Jim
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Griefing Butthole Hanging around petting zoos. Or Rolt Heights.
Josh CIark
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Text Rapists Rolt Heights
Everyone In Here
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Meat Puppet and Griefer... You watch out, Linda Watkins won't do ANYTHING whilst alive. Linda Watkins' fanny pack
bluewaterdragon
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Big pansy. Gardener Rolt Heights
Bootsy Funk
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PKer Rolt Heights
Brother McBeaner
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PKer Rolt Heights
Catch Some Zs
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EiH's RG-quoting bumchum Rolt Heights
Whitlock Wizard
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Griefer Who cares, probably Rolt Heights
Lord Thanos
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PKer Rolt Heights
Veronika Desnik GKer Rolt Heights
Battlemaster
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Text Rape Rolt Heights
Lady Clitoria Griefer Rolt Heights
ToddAtkins
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Text Rape Rolt Heights
Chaos Enforcer
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PKer Rolt Heights
Cosmoodd
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PKer Rolt Heights
Leoluca Bagarella
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PKer Rolt Heights
Leon Knight
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PKer Rolt Heights