User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1C48

Ingame

Southern a road a road a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a field a cornfield a cornfield You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in a cornfield. This is yet another pointless, generic cornfield. There will never be anything out here, and one wonders why you bother to look at all. You will never commit this unimportant place to memory, since nothing is to be found, seen, done—nothing to make you stay, come back, or think on. There is nothing here, which isn't even special; there is nothing there, or there, or there. At best the cornfields are a longer way to say, "Nothing is here, and I will repeat this to make it clearer." Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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