St. Anastasius' Royal Guard
| S.A.R.G | |
The new Socialist Army of Malton! | |
| Abbreviation: | S.A.R.G. |
| Group Numbers: | Over 9000 troops |
| Leadership: | Council-Elect |
| Goals: | Domination |
| Recruitment Policy: | Visit our Talk Page |
| Contact: | Radio Broadcast Frequency (26.64 Mhz) |
News
- We are back, baby. As of March 25th, 2018. Special thanks to Generals Deaths View and SOOP for keeping SARG in the fight from 2009-2013, and again this year. Let it be known that Raines Hills is now effectively a free-fire zone and any and all trespassers within our beloved Church or the neighboring squares will be shot and mutilated on sight. You have been warned.
- As of 10/15/09 at 21:11, we have effectively cleared Our Beloved Church of the filth that once inhabited it. Special congratulations goes to Oiopoip! Thanks, bro.
- Welcome back to Raines Hills boys.
- For the rest of the old shit, like war stories or whatever, feel free to check out:
- Our Archive
The Backstory
Juan Delomarchs arrived in Malton just months before the viral outbreak.The minister was on business in the city attempting to clean up a public relations nightmare that NecroTech had created in an earlier meeting (that to this day still hasn't been divulged). After the virus began to spread, Juan took aside four of his most loyal followers and started a violent militia group for his own needs.
The newly dubbed 'St. Anastasius' Royal Guard' was activated and sworn to protect their minister...their...God. Seeking to keep his seat in the pulpit, Juan ordered the guard to actively recruit members in any way necessary. The Guard's numbers swelled, and within a week, a member of the church by the name of Texas had broken off from the chain of command and formed a new right wing subsidiary of the guard.
Three days after this new units formation, war was unofficially declared on the surrounding areas. In the days that followed, many generators and radios were destroyed. The carnage that ensued was dubbed "The Raines Hills War" by locals. During all of this, Juan Delomarchs cowered in the church whilst his crazed soldiers caused mayhem and destruction.
Now, in 2018, the survivors take back the streets.
Notable Divisions
- The St. Anastasius Royal Intelligence Agency
The Royal Intelligence Agency is a subsidiary of the Guard that deals strictly with counter-intelligence. Many of our agents are deep undercover and will stay that way for the remainder of their UrbanDead Careers. The R.I.A. currently numbers less than 20. They are currently commanded by General Deaths View.
- The 20th Royal Infantry Division - ACTIVE
This particular infantry division was involved in the first seige of Raines Hills, the Battle of Santlerville, and the execution of over 200 innocent civilians during the Farbrother War. It's to be noted that the Terror Soldiers were a subsidiary of this unit.
- The St. Anastasius 1st Royal Medical Batallion
The Medical Batallion is the base of our operations in enemy-held territory. They are the instrumentors of life and sometimes....unlife. The Medical Batallion is notable because they took part in the Battle for the Holt Building,inflicting the most casualties. In order to rank in this desirable unit, one must first graduate some of the Guard's toughest training.
Stats
Generators Destroyed:158
Barricades Knocked Down:118
Radios Destroyed:125
Morales crushed: Hundreds.
2007-208 "Fucked and Chucked" enemies
Isabela Keys (October 15th)
BainBrain (October 15th)
Solid Arm (October 13th)
DJ Bubbles (May 25th)
Big breasts (May 25th)
Barney Magrew (May 25th)
Mcreery (May 25th)
Eat my shizz (May 25th)
Heather Gratuitous (May 26th)(x2)
misterdoodbob [Channel 4 News Team] (May 26th)
ColorBlue [VGCSU] (May 26th)
Tyoril (May 27th)
Skoorjbnhoj (May 27th)
WINGROVE (May 27th)
M60fly (May 31fst)
Xolix (June 5th)
freealan (June6th)
Dawns Engima (June 14th)
Cambo81 (June 15th)
Ghost Halo Metal Fox (June 15th)
Stabbymcaxeforface (June 15th)
Hannibal Zane MFD (June 15th)
Kurt Wells Pwnt (June 15th)
Charley Cobbleton Armastead Librarians (June 15th)
Hunor (June 15th)
Kiva Grady (June 15th)
Liberal Pi (June 15th)
Hubdra (PDA) (June 15th)
Raynx (June 15th)
MartyB (June 16th)
JenJen (June 16th)
Ryuodo (June 16th)
Rhuster (June 16th)
Chompnchew (June 16th)
Tampopo (June 16th)
Chemille (June 16th)
Mechacon4 (June 16th)
CyberCrist (June 16th)
Van Dangerous (June 16th)
daslwen (June 16th)
Orzhov (June 16th)
Liandre (June 16th)
Petemadera (June 16th)
ReillytCS (June 16th)
Remora Nichiya BAR (June 16th)
Eric Brunnelman (Featherstone) (June 16th)
JbIso (June 16th)
ThEbLeAk14 (June 16th)
Charley Cobbleton (Again;BAR) (June 16th)
Madpilot (June 16th) (DEM NAZI)
Kurt Wells (June 16th) (again)
Trailblazer (June 16th)
Deck Hastle (June 16th)
BadMonkeyJunkie (June 16th)
Phantom Dog (June 18th)
Damien Wells (June 18th)
Henery Zhang (June 19th) DEM
Melkathi (June 19th) DEM
RedWolfFang (June 21st) Metal Fox
Bono Landy (June 24th)
XabbysX (June 27th)
Officer Duncan (July 2nd)
Intelguy THEM (July 5th)
XZero09 THEM (July 6th)
T DOT THEM (July 7th)
Peter Doe THEM (July 7th)
Volker Krast(July 7th)
whitdemon(July 7th)
Master Fire Chief(July 7th)
Mad Midnight Reviver(July 7th)
Leon Unoriginal (July 9th)
Pvt Hale (July 10th)
LikeDUH (July 11th)
Natiliana (July 12th)
Watch and Ward (July 13th)
Sixth Maste (July 14th)
Enemies
Most likely you.
Policies We Support
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Scorched Earth |
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