User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1C28

Ingame

Southern a field a field a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a field a cornfield You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in a cornfield. Plant-life is up to your waist. Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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