My name is Modernplague.
I am a Necrotech scientist with a name tag that says, "If found undead, please revivify."
My mission:Get my skills maxed out-even on the zombie side. Except, I won't purchase Brain Rot; the reason is because I want maxed out zombie skills so I can still fight even before I get revived. I pledge that to anyone who has revived me, especially Polcat, will be revived first. I wish to be the all-around character, so that I will also be valuable in combat. I am a loner, one who serves to protect as many survivors as I can. Heh, I remember once when I became a zombie, I found a survivor trapped outside; next to another zombie. I immediately lurched over and attempted to save him, as he was a sitting duck. I attacked over and over, but alas, despite my efforts, I ran out of AP before I could kill it. The next day, I found the survivor dead. I swear, one day, I will destroy all zombies. If I have to do it myself, then so be it!
Wahoo, I killed my first zombie on June 27,2007!
To Little Jimmy Osmand:I am sorry! You were at full health, and combat reviving was my only choice. I am sorry to you, and sorry to god for what I have done; but that was my last resort! Again, I am sorry for doing this to you, as I really am against combat reviving, but I had nowhere else to go! Please, forgive me!!!
Did I mention I LOVE templates?
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Zombish
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Zomban
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| Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.
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Morse Code
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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Gramear
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| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
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I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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Bang!
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| {{{User}}} wants {{{Victim}}} to die.
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Scientology Friendly
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| This user is Scientology friendly for his actions and knowledge on Dianetics.
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Kitten Basket
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| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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Scientist
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| This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.
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Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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Nerf This!
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| This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
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Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
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| This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
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Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
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| This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
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Sorry, what was that first part again?
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| This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
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Just Nuke the Place!
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| This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
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Dolphins
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| This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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Fight Fire with Fire!
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| This user supports the griefing of griefers.
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What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
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| This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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Pizza!
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| This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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Crucifixes!!!
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This user thinks that crucifixes should have some sort of use in the game, like being able to power a generator being able to throw them at other players.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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