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My character : http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1179546
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'''ABOUT ME'''


23 January 2010 Godson Arm 1439
I've been playing Urban Dead for almost 5 years now and I pretty much concentrates on rebuilding, revival, healing and shooting zombies on Urban Dead as well as resource building status reporting here on this wiki.


    * Medic Rick healed you for 10 HP. (1 week ago) ...and again. ...and again.
I'm mostly traveling alone and not in any group but do say hi if you see me in game.
    * heartlesshero said "make that 7..." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "One more gone outside...and Swabey's in ruins and a lot of the other bldgs are hard to get out of." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "I still have one genny to use if we need it, but no fuel." (1 week ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Only 5 left outside now. 7 outisde Corny. And 2 in Usher. If Amber didn't just say exactly the same." (1 week ago)
    * Amber Ramsay said "I didn't. *Chuckles, downing a beer.*" (1 week ago)
    * Ted the Clueless killed Alfff5 with a shotgun. (1 week ago)
    * Ted the Clueless killed Paper AssGasket with a pistol. (1 week ago)
    * Ted the Clueless said "I'm glad we're rid of those two." (1 week ago)
    * winkalt said "Killed a zed in Usher , Would someone mind dumping him for me,,think I snagged a nail.*collapses*" (1 week ago)
    * 'Spider' said "Usher's up!" (1 week ago)
    * 'Spider' said "Spread the word!" (1 week ago)
    * fallout11 healed you for 10 HP. (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "And you killed them because....??" (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "*stands up and adjusts his belt* Ted, while I like your no-nonsense style, I feel, as a duly appointed representative of this establishment, I should inquire as to the reason when its patrons are unceremonially ventilated and dumped on the sidewalk." (1 week ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "I left them each a beer out there." (1 week ago)
    * Ted the Clueless said "Well, Mr Jutjaw, my good sir, I was merely minding my own business and gnawing on human flesh in the House of Usher. Some obtruse fellow jabbed me with syringe and the next thing I knew, I was alive. Being a gentleman, I came over here, guns blazing." (1 week ago)
    * TylerA120 said "Time to kill a PKer" (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Would anyone care to finish off our distinguished guest Ted?" (1 week ago)
    * TylerA120 killed Ted the Clueless with a pistol. (1 week ago)
    * Ted the Clueless rose from the dead as a zombie. (1 week ago)
    * TylerA120 said "Already done :)" (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII said "Ok Ted! You are back with your Barhah brotheren. Go and spread the good word." (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII carved a pumpkin and put it on the floor. (1 week ago) ...and again.
    * Drogo Aelent said "A zombie mascot now?" (1 week ago)
    * TylerA120 killed a zombie with a pistol. (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Thank ya kindly, Tyler! Man, that bastard bit me like I wasn't doing him a favor! Anybody got a FAK layin around?" (1 week ago)
    * Amber Ramsay said "Of course. I do need to restock now..." (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Ahh, thanks Amber." (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII said "Ungrateful RiffRaf! Good riddens to Ted the Zed!" (1 week ago)
    * The lights went out in Cornelius General Hospital. (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "There are 8 zed outside Corny, 2 outside here including Ted the Zed, and others scattered in front of the surrounding buildings..." (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "well I can't be too upset with him I'm fairly certain that the paper ass gasket he killed was a dead bunny spy... ::downs a beer and" (1 week ago)
    * Nephron Xiad said "Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest mall? Or powered Police Station? Cheerios!" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Dowdney Mall is north in Santlerville and Giddings Mall is in Pitneybank southeast of here. There are maps on wiki. Goldney PD is 2 blocks due south of here." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "I don't know if the malls have been overrun with zed though. Good luck!" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "And you're welcome to stop in Godson anytime you're in the neighborhood!" (1 week ago)
    * Charles E Winchester said "Usher could use a little barricading help. It was down to VSB. I was able to take it just one notch above VHB" (1 week ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "BEAUTY! I just wasted 5 AP looking for FAKs in a ransacked hospital.**facepalm** Thats okay. I took my frustrations out on Sweet Mary's stinker arse. **Does a happy dance & yells through the barricaded window-hospital side** FEK YA!" (1 week ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "What's the situation wit deh mall up nort, eh? Is it back oop and roonin' or is it cashed? My pistol's empty and I need to gettah few two-fers of Molson's. Wopaz's hootch is wicked good, but I prefer gettin' hosed on Mole-lees, ya know?" (1 week ago)
    * Lady 3Jane said "Down to 3 zeds in Corney. This F*ers really don't want to give that place up, do they? Hey, Sigourney, what's with smoking while on Pandora? Very bad example to the kiddies there..." (1 week ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "**in a whisper**How do we know that's really Sigourney Weaver? What if she's one of doze Alien clonze or an android like Bishop? **picks up his axe and lays it in his lap, cautiously eyeing Sigourney Weaver as he sips his beer**" (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII said "FAK Alert! Rocky Road is down to 20hp! Let's give 'im a warm Godson welcome!" (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside Club Swabey. (1 week ago)
    * Medic Rick said "Yeah, but Sigourney's lookin' GOOD. She's over 60, y'know." (1 week ago)
    * Rocky Road said "mighty nice of you folks. Thanks for the heals! keep an eye out for the zerg bunnies in the area." (1 week ago)
    * fallout11 said "Ah, how nice to see a live Beaver again! Welcome back Rocky Road. Yeah, the bunnies are zergin' big time of late." (1 week ago)
    * fallout11 said "Club Swabey now has the standard, substandard VSB++ cade level. Nice work getting it fixed." (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "hey weaver why the hell didn't you bring one of those damn Mechs with you it'd be great for stomping zeds..." (1 week ago)
    * Medic Rick said "Our new friend Ted the Clueless is one of the zeds keeping Corny ruined." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "I don't know which is worse...aliens violently exploding outta people's innards or rotting lurching zed clawing and infecting us...eh, I'll pick zed..." (1 week ago)
    * Jack Zearfoss said "What about aliens violently exploding out of zombie's innards? Actually, that would be funny and awesome to see." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Just make sure you're not standing in front of them when it happens, Jack!! :D" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Because I don't think QB wants alien and zed guts in her hot tub. We'd hafta hose ya down first!" (1 week ago)
    * winkalt said "Only 2 zombies left in Corny ,top one is at 18HP,A real marked down bargain." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "One of them was Riceman who killed me several times during that siege. I whacked on him a little and brought him down to 45. I didn't have enough ap to finish him off." (1 week ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (1 week ago)
    * blackenridge said "Zeds in Usher right now....." (1 week ago)
    * Jack Well said "Sorry to disturb, but the Usher Building next door is suffering from minor zombie problem. Give 'em a hand, will you?" (1 week ago)
    * Doubles said "Anyone got a spare FAK? I'm infected from a live zed and hurtin'. I've got loaded guns and spikes...." (1 week ago)
    * fallout11 said "We really need to get that hospital back open again." (1 week ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "I tried to find a genny for Usher, but I guess my luck has run out. Guess I'll try again tomorrow though." (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "I has a genny and fuel for Corny if you guys can get the two Zs outta there. One's a bunny and he's down to 30HP" (1 week ago)
    * Doubles said "Killed one zed. Left a second standing with only 12 HP. Thanks for the heals. Someone should clear and clean." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Corny's ruined, but one zed down, 2 left inside. I whacked one down to 40 something...all I have is an axe at the moment. There are also some zed outside. Our genny is also low on fuel..." (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Well god damn! This place is full of some bad motherfuckers, huh! Hell fuckin yeah! Welcome to the Godson! Home of the Holy Order of the Motherfuckin Pint! Pull up a stool and let's have a drink!" (1 week ago)
    * Nils Jackson said "Haha! Sounds good to me!" (1 week ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Damn, four zeds inside Corny." (1 week ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 week ago)
    * A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 week ago)
    * The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "OHHH CRAP!!! Ted the Zed just bit me *smacks him hard on the nose* NO TED NO!!!! DON'T FUCKING BITE ME!!! Only Wopaz is allowed to do that!!!" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny began to rebuild the barricades, using a jukebox. (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Well, it looks like Ted the Zed feasted on all of us tonight. I guess that's his way of saying Hi!" (1 week ago)
    * Officer Wopaz said "Woot! This place is hoppin'! Pardon the pun. Still got an empty shotty, I'm afraid. I'm off to the rooftop to make some more hootch. From the size of this crowd, we're gonna need it. HUZZAH!" (1 week ago)
    * Amber Ramsay said "Killed one of the zombies at Corny - two left, one of whom is at 14 HP." (1 week ago)
    * Cyril Raffaelli said "Need a FAK badly, dispatched a zed and a half next door in the hospital, but so low on health." (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside Cornelius General Hospital. (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII said "*sets up several pitchers of hootchtinis onlo the bar* So, I need some history on these damn bunnies. Happy, Heartless care to enlighten us on our newest plague?" (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII refuelled the generator. (1 week ago)
    * Suburban Ed said "Why thank you, Shotgun. I had a lovely Christmas." (1 week ago)
    * Suburban Ed killed Vaccinator with a pistol. (1 week ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "Holy! I came dis close to killing that coont, Sweet Mary, and some goodlooking piece of trim ran in and shot da bitch. **frowns** Dah good news is Corney's back up and caded, eh? BEAUTY!" (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Craske Museum. (1 week ago)
    * Medic Rick healed you for 10 HP. (1 week ago)
    * Medic Rick said "Whew! *snaps last pair of medical gloves into the trash* That's the last of y'all. Somebody beer me?" (1 week ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (1 week ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "I love it when the gun fairy comes to visit while I'm asleep. :)" (1 week ago)
    * Penny Peroni said "Thanks, Rick." (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (1 week ago)
    * MedicDorden said "Thanks for healing me, Mr. Doctorz and Medic Rick." (1 week ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Thanks Rick." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "YAY! You're back!! *gives you a big hug*" (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "Qbee not much to say about the bunnies that you can't figure out from their group page on wiki they love just being that annoying ache in your ass and lament about their zerging and will do just about anything to get attention..." (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "thaqnks for the TLC rick and congrats to one and all on pulling this triangle back together!" (1 week ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Vellacott Building. (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Much obliged, Rick. *slides Rick a Heytown Ale*" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Heartless, are you saying we can't tell if someone is a bunny??" (1 week ago)
    * Jack Zearfoss said "DAMN IT!! I CAN'T FIND ANY DAMN GENERATORS!!" (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "well yeah, many of them change their group tags and hideout around us for all I know your an alt of theirs hanging out to just easedrop no body really cares really whats the point unless someone guns you down in public...side note many of them have..." (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "bunny or rabbit in the name or their description profile...but honestly their group numbers are so large it's usually not the best Idea to go hunting for them then you'll be targeted everytime they come a knocking such as myself ..." (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "::reaches in his backpack and rubs a few of the rotting keep sake rabbits feet::" (1 week ago)
    * heartlesshero said "Best to just stay put and fight for life liberty and the pursuit of drunkeness! ::raises his newly refreshed glass of hooch to the fellow HOP members::" (1 week ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Ah, drunken -enlightenment-, my friend! *Raises his glass aswell, before downing the remainder of it.*" (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII said "*sets a beer on the bar for Rick*" (1 week ago)
    * QBeeII said "Friday night Free hootchtinis! *looks around the bar* What? Like you guys would pay up anyways. *goes to the kitchen and bring out pizzas* I cooked these up this afternoon so dig in!" (1 week ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "I just cleared out the last three zombies offa the porch... you guys think it might be time to lower these cades? It's getting stuffy in here." (1 week ago)
    * Jack Of Blades68 said "5 zombies at police station" (1 week ago)
    * Medic Rick said "*grins happily at the sight of a beer in each hand* Good to be home!" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Me? an alt of a bunny? Nope. Why would I bother defending Godson every day for the last 7 months if I were?" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "And what about Pkers? How do you tell if somone is one without having a history with one?" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "The only way I know is one of you veterans say someone is." (1 week ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "First hand accounts from folks you trust is the best way to go. There's a broke dick app. called the 'Rogues Gallery' that lists the THE MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE IN MALTON AND WHY THEY SHOULD BE SHOT REPEATEDLY." (1 week ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "It's wrth a look but it's not a reliable source of info." (1 week ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "If you folks do go bunny hunting, there's an invisible bunny running around that's a healer type and doesn't seem to be affiliated with the bad rabbits to the north." (1 week ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "At least I think it was aa bunny thata revived me... I hallucinate a lot after I get revived." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "The only bunny-ish I would get is to tell Wopaz to hop to it!! ;P" (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Rogue's Gallery..ok, I'll check it out, but I probably won't remember anybunny's name." (1 week ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Oh, to whomever sent me a mobile phone message a couple of weeks ago...I didn't see that message until several weeks after and then I never did get to read it so I wasn't ignoring you." (1 week ago)
    * Jack Of Blades68 said "5 zombies at police station" (6 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Someone who loves German Shepherds is ok by me!!" (6 days ago)
    * The lights went out in Cornelius General Hospital. (6 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "i believe every word arrrgyleh just said and not just because it's exactly what I wanted to hear...oh wait." (6 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "break in at corn!" (6 days ago)
    * Officer Wopaz said "~comes back in with his Glock smokin'~ RAAAAAAAARGH! Goddamn that felt good! Two headshots with one magazine ~reloads his shit and fires up a cigarette~ Somebody get me a fuckin' drink! One zed left in Corney and cades to VSB!" (6 days ago)
    * Officer Wopaz said "Nothing gets my blood up like that shit! ~sits on his favorite barstool and slams his fist on the bar~ SHOTS NOW! GIMME! ~looks down the bar impatiently~" (6 days ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (6 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside Cornelius General Hospital. (6 days ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Cleared the last Zed outta corny, gennied and straight VHB'd that motherfucker. Somebody get in there and make it EHB for real, yo! *pours back some of the Godson's finest and collapses in a heap*" (6 days ago)
    * Officer Wopaz said "RAWK! Time for music! ~goes to the jukebox and fires up Slipknot's Left Behind then rocks the juke back and forth with the beat~ WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND! WE LET IT ALL SLIP AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" (6 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (6 days ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Is MallMash missing in action? I haven't seen him much since we came back down here.. But then again, I could probably have payed more attention." (6 days ago)
    * QBeeII said "*puts up a bottle of Hootch and slides it down to Wopaz* I've been thinking the same Drogo. I saw the wee robot a couple of times in the conga line at Mester, but not sence then. I do wish he would come back. I just can't make hootchtinis like he can." (6 days ago)
    * Jack Zearfoss refuelled the generator. (6 days ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "So the mall's cashed. I took a run up dare and found pockets of zeds here and dare, so I thought I'd repair some buildings. First one I came to--37 AP to repair! Brutal, eh? I got enough AP to get hosed, ya know? **starts drinking**" (6 days ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "And MallMashDash is still rusting out in Mester Square. I was gonna pick him up and bring him out of da snow, but only undead zeds can drag people, eh? So what the fook?" (6 days ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "**cocks an eyebrow and drinks until he's sloppy**" (6 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "corn up to EHB 6 out front usher..." (6 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Boy, fuel is hard to find. I found axes, crowbars and pipe, but no fuel." (6 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "if anyone sees a asshat in the area named matt aries be sure to kill him..." (6 days ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "4Zs on usher, 6 on Corny... god damn, folks I think we just mighta done it!" (6 days ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (6 days ago)
    * Medic Rick said "GAAAH! Search chances for FAKs are STILL hosed." (6 days ago)
    * Medic Rick said "Oh, and now Usher's gone dark. Screw this." (6 days ago)
    * Medic Rick said "*shoves beer aside, hooks back a shot of hooch, goes straight back off the barstool and lands with a loud THUNK on the floor*" (6 days ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "Cleared two zeddies out of Usher- they need 'cades NOW!" (6 days ago)
    * blackenridge said "Thanks Arrglegh. I healed everyone in Usher, but the cades are still low and I'm out of AP. You guys keep an eye on it, okay?" (6 days ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Used the last of my AP to get usher up to VHB, next!" (6 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "Ushers back up to EHB ::sips a dry martini while tilting his head to the side and squinting at Winchester trying to place his face shrugs it off and hums a to himself:: suicide is painless...hmm hm hmm hm hm hmm..." (6 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (6 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "I found 2 fuel cans at the factory west of here." (5 days ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "Oh yeah, another bunny who's not a Dead Bunny is BigBlackBunny. I've seen him hopping about up north of here." (5 days ago)
    * winkalt said "Ted the Clueless was inside Corny as a zombie. Tossed a couple of things at him then used the rest to cade up to VSB…then Parus Major revived him,Damn ,He'll probably come storming through here again." (5 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "So there are zed bunnies and human bunnies? And PKers are human, right?" (5 days ago)
    * Officer Wopaz said "Barricaded both NT and Corney, but not to where they should be. I'm going ammo scavenging. ~grabs a mason jar from the back of the bar and stumbles out~" (5 days ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "**In early. I have things to do today**" (5 days ago)
    * Canadian Bob said "Slow day, eh? All I did was find a few FAKs and blow AP out my arse! **frowns and drinks at a table in the back**" (5 days ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Would anyone complain if I went and lowered the 'cades a little?" (5 days ago)
    * Amber Ramsay said "That would be fine, I think. The Zombies are all out infront of other buildings..." (5 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Hey everyone! It's such a drab drizzly day, I'm going to make grilled cheese sandwiches and hot chocolate with hootch in it. Anyone want some? Should be nice and warm going down. And Drogo, about the cades, whatever you think is best is fine with me." (5 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Ohh it's 2 months until St. Paddy's Day, people!! I make a mean corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, and carrots dinner along with Irish Soda Bread!! I think I might make it with Wopaz's hootch this year. YUM!!" (5 days ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Whooo! Revived 4 more Zs! The streets are lookin cleaner than ever! Even met a nice lady who was swaying at Mester and invited her over. We'll see if she's game." (5 days ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (5 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "break in at swabey!!" (5 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (5 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Just installed a genny and some fuel in Usher and found 2 syringes!" (5 days ago)
    * TylerA120 said "HOLY DAMN!!! I've missed ALOT!!!! This whole damn block is lit up!! GREAT WORK!!" (5 days ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "*pulls back the curtain on a window near the newly lowered barricades* Ahhh, damn, feel like I can breathe again!" (5 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "It's been a constant zed battle since December 5th when we were overrun." (4 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "And welcome back, Tyler!" (4 days ago)
    * Drogo Aelent said "Revived two zeds from outside Corny. Still 5 left." (4 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Oh drat Drogo...I just tried to revive a zed and it didn't work!" (4 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "I forgot to do a DNA check before I hit the zed with a syringe! I know better next time!!" (4 days ago)
    * Jack Well said "Thanks for the FAK's everyone, I'm off to Roftwood." (4 days ago)
    * FireElb said "I de-caded Swabey since there are 3 zombies but no survivors inside... don't want it to get ruined while it is caded up like that." (4 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Good idea, FireElb. There usually aren't survivors in there anyway, are there?" (4 days ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 days ago)
    * A zombie said "RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (4 days ago)
    * FireElb began to rebuild the barricades, using a jukebox. (4 days ago)
    * FireElb said "Problem is, if we leave it open, Zs stay there, therefore we can't repair - IF someone decides to, he's spending... well, I don't know the max amount of AP. But he'll be k.o.'d for DAYS. Therefore, maintaining it as VSB's fine imho. Just watch out for Zs." (4 days ago)
    * Medic Rick said "MALLMASH! *hugs the little robot gleefully*" (4 days ago)
    * Medic Rick said "Who-hoa! *blinks at the readout on the DNA scanner* Got us a rotter here!" (4 days ago)
    * TylerA120 killed a zombie with a shotgun. (4 days ago)
    * blackenridge said "3 zeds inside Club Swabey." (4 days ago)
    * Jack Zearfoss said "I finally managed to stock up on a few FAKs, I should be set for a while." (4 days ago)
    * Happy Jutjaw said "Hahah, watch now as Tyler promptly demonstrates how we deal with rotters in the Triangle!" (4 days ago)
    * MallMashDash said "It's good to see you too Medic Rick! It's been quite a while folks. How's everyone doing?! I see the area looks dangerous but liveable again, just like I like it." (4 days ago)
    * Arrgyleh said "Time for me to take a walkabout folks. I need to swing south and give a guy a black eye and then I'll head north to see what can be done around Dowdney. Cheers!" (4 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "Thanks MedicRick! He was a level 42 zed...should I feel privileged? Hi MallMashDash!! Welcome back home!!" (4 days ago)
    * Attila the Hunny said "*gives Wopaz a warm greeting* It's good to see you back, too, Babe." (4 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "one rotter left in swab get over there kill it and cade it only has like 14 hp left!" (4 days ago)
    * heartlesshero said "damn did you see that zombie break in here and nearly kill me??!! His profile said he was a freaking dinosaur from a museum that got necrotech chemicals spilled on him... LOL" (4 days ago)
    * Officer Wopaz said "~racks the hull out of his smoking Remington~ Consider Swabey cleared. But the cades are really low. Might want to build 'em up before another break-in. ~grabs a hootch on ice and dances across the room withe Atty~" (4 days ago)
    * The lights went out in Club Swabey. (4 days ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (4 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (3 days ago)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (3 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (2 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside Club Swabey. (2 days ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Craske Museum. (yesterday)
    * The lights went out in the Usher Building. (yesterday)
    * A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the south. (yesterday)
    * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * The lights came on inside the Usher Building. (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the south. (10 hours and 20 minutes ago)


19May 11.49am
===Current activities===
Since your last turn:


    * Nacirema americaN said "My profile says i joined in january, and i really dont care for this bickering, youre wasting what little APs i have. I see a zombie break in, break things, and then stop. You then come in and kill it, repair whats broken and dump body, seems like zerging" (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
'''28 August 2013''' - I finally managed to log into my account... only to see the massive dramamamama on the recent changes. What the hell - did we have an influx of kindergartners? Is this normal? Was I spoiled by the lack of drama for months? Dear lawd. Someone also called me boring on twitter. *tears*
    * Radcheck said "Don't accuse someone if you don't want to discuss it. Your logic confuses me, killing a zed that has broke in is zerging? I simply happened to log on when Orzo was still here. I've been around for over a year, I care little for xp." (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
    * Radcheck said "Orzo has been breaking in and not finishing the job for days, it's commonly known had docile he is. Anyway, your profile was created a day after his. You happen to be in the same area, with the same name. I'm sorry but me killing a zed that breaks in...." (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * Radcheck said "...about the 10th time in a week is nothing compared to the position your in. Stop your petty accusations and I won't bother you. Want to accuse me in future? Bring some evidence." (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
    * Rick Terscales said "Yeah, it is pretty suspicious Nacirema, that your profile was created within a day of Orzo...." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
    * Chad Rees said "Sir Robert Filmer is a level 16 with only zombie skills thats odd." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
    * Jhero2 said "nacirema u are rather suspicious. I will let you go for now but I am watching you" (23 minutes ago)


19May 9.21am
'''12 August 2013''' - I'm enjoying a little too much playing from the other side. Pretty sure some people absolutely hates me now. It's a slippery slope...
Galasius General Hospital


Since your last turn:
'''7 August 2013''' - So I finally gained all the skills needed to join a certain team /o/ Well, not all the items needed but I'm working on that *shifty* Factories are still churning out fuel cans, dumped 50ap and I've got 2 fuel cans, 3 crowbars and 6 pipes in a lit factory. This is beginning to get ridiculous. I'll go check the odds elsewhere. Unrelated but I dare anyone to sit in a fort for a few days and not go stir crazy. I'm halfway to grabbing a knife and stab someone.


    * Francisco Horta said "Zed next door at Dinovan needs a revive" (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
'''1 August 2013''' - Some weird things are definitely happening with the search rates. I've an alt who just sits and searches all day and all they could find this week in the factory are lots of toolbox, knives, fire axe and fuel cans. Lots of fuel cans. Not one generator in sight after dumping almost 250ap. On the contrary there's another place where you can find generators pretty easily today for some weird reason. This needs more research. I'll go back to the lecture on what's fruits, vegetables and herbs now. Hah the more you know...
    * Paula Deen refuelled the generator. (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)
    * Paula Deen said "Good timing is what I'd call it. Thanks, Radcheck.Thanks Francisco Horta, that Zom @ Dino has already been seen to." (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * Paula Deen said "In fact, Nacirema americaN, such accusations only raise my suspicions of you. After all, your arrival is timed suspiciously close to Orzo, and you do share a similar name..." (8 hours and 43 minutes ago)
    * Jathanas said "Can someone help me? I'm infected and need healing." (8 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * Jathanas said "okay. I got a first aid kit myself and healed myself but I'm still weak. Anyone got a spare medkit to heal me back to 50 HP? I'm at 21 HP." (8 hours and 36 minutes ago)
    * Drmikey said "there you go" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
    * Jathanas said "Thanks a bunch! I owe you!" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
    * 26.34 MHz: "Be aware that Nacirema americaN is, in fact, Orzo Nacirema." (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * 26.34 MHz: "...it seems his superb intellect has shined yet again...." (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * 26.34 MHz: "...with thes two completely different names!" (6 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south. (5 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the south. (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)
    * Mimi Plastique installed a radio transmitter in the building. (5 hours and 40 minutes ago)
    * Xander Zeus installed a European sculpture in the building. (4 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * thatotherguy12 said "i don't seem frisky but i do like a good whiskey" (4 hours and 15 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (4 hours and 11 minutes ago)
    * thatotherguy12 said "oh and i'me heading to mall to see if it's barricaded" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago) ...and again.
    * 26.34 MHz: "So tell me, my dear, are the zeds coming this way?..." (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
    * spider1178 said "Hey Blnds23, glad you made it" (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * rinehold said "thanks for the heal" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
    * Jake Brakes said "infected - no fak... help please?" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
    * Blnds23 said "hiya spider1178 thanks for inviting me" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)
    * Nacirema americaN said "What? this is my only profile here, i picked this name because Nacirema is American backwards, i didnt think id have to point it out but if youre too dull then there it is. I just started this game three weeks ago and its getting pretty borin just healing" (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)
    * John Needle said "Heal me, please" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
    * Jhero2 said "there you go john needle" (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
    * Radcheck said "Nacirema is also in Orzo's name, it seems too much of a coincidence. Also, accusing me of being Orzo - which is completely ridiculous - has just made you more suspicious." (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
    * Nacirema americaN said "This is the first time youve heard of the name Nacirema? try googling it, its everywhere. I accused you of zerging." (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
    * DJ Dazzer said "Hi" (54 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (36 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 6 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (32 minutes ago)


18May11.13pm
'''29 July 2013''' - Not sure where they've moved towards but those zergs definitely have migrated to another burb since I'm pretty sure they didn't idle out. There are at least 12 of them and if you found one, you can be sure the rest are around. The ones I managed to tag in their two month stint of salting the land are zombie george bush, one angry zombie, lord of the negros, poop in your mouth, a big bad nigger, Dee Composin, Formalde Heidy, Corroded Carl, Disgustin' Justin, Smelly Kelly, Rotting Richard and Brainz James. Whoever running them is not very effective but they're annoying alright. What's with all the zerg zombie hordes? Ruxmin and Ze Purist are another problem.
Galasius General Hospital
Since your last turn:


    * Justicar Alaric said "There ya go." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
'''28 July 2013''' - People need to stop reviving my z indiscriminately without even bothering to extract DNA. I've been revived 5 times in 2 days. Do Malton have a syringe surplus and people just can't wait to dispose theirs? This kind of behavior is what turns zombies into death cultists really. On a side note, every time I look at the stat page I get sad :(
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
    * Ellie La Belle began to rebuild the barricades, using a chair. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
    * A zombie destroyed the generator. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
    * Radcheck killed a zombie. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
    * Radcheck began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
    * Nacirema americaN said "looks like Radcheck is zerging, that timeline is pretty close to what it would be if he brought down the cades, destroyed the genny, and then switched over and killed his zed." (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
    * Malcon Harp installed a generator in the building. (48 minutes ago)
    * Peter Timewell said "Radcheck is too competent to be controlling orzo, in my opinion." (29 minutes ago)
    * Peter Timewell said "Besides, Justicar Alaric responded only 2 minutes after Crystal Roselle asked for a heal." (19 minutes ago)
    * Peter Timewell said "My point is that people do come online at the same time. That is not enough evidence to accuse zerging." (18 minutes ago)


15May 11.42am
'''27 July 2013''' - So I'm anywhere but with the Bash. I thought of rejoining the horde but I keep getting distracted by so much food lying on the street. They're mostly soft, tender and taste like veal. Two days ago I had two person with 10-20hp appearing in front of me to be eaten and didn't run away at all. That's weird. Right now I'm at a tricky juncture of moving northwards but I'm distracted by yet another meal. I'm not sure if my zombie is in heaven or in hell.  
Since your last turn:
'''6 July 2013''' Not sure if my 'stock up bad literature in Quartly to confuse the zombies' plan failed or was a success. On one hand we had a great pancake breakfast and barbecue which attracted almost 30 zombies, on the other hand we all died. Probably wasn't the best plan, those zombies might have thought they were in a generic bookstore and were angry they couldn't find the gossip trash magazines. Live and learn I guess. Someone need to tell Sunny to get up from his dirtnapping or he's gonna ruin his complexion. I don't think dirt works as an alternative to the mud facial mask, no matter how persuasive that rotting dirt salesman was.
'''3 July 2013''' - So every time it's because I accidentally clicked on something that I found out something new. Not sure if anyone noticed but there was a mini update for Malton's anniversary. I actually do like this update. Now if only the other thing I want could be implemented. Anyway it looks like Rogue Gallery is also back up along with the profile database (when did it came back online? I found out about this 'cause I accidentally clicked a button). Sorry for the incoherency of this status, I'm severely lacking of sleep.


    * 27.11 MHz: "Spread out in the mall. It's far too uneven." (9 hours and 45 minutes ago)
[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Crystalroselle/Journal Previous Entries]
    * Chrome Girl said "Normandare Boulevard Police Dept needs help badly 31 zeds and 11 bodies." (9 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "LUMBER UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!" (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "68 ZOMBIES OUSIDE SOUTH LUMBER RIGHT NOW" (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "58 OUTSIDE JOSEPHINE" (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL IN A HANDCART!!!!!" (9 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "over 150 zeds in lumber region of penny heights!" (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Justion Serious is pker.KILL DNR" (9 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "that's HELL IN A HANDBASKET. Get our trip to hell right. ;)" (9 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Please move to South side... even out the sections" (8 hours and 58 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Alpha Sierra, SE corner of Joachim requests backup." (8 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south. (8 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Hows the mall holding up and how many r on the street sofar" (8 hours and 36 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Joachim's holding ok. zeds r more east at Odo / Lumber Mall" (8 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "hi all there are 4 Zombies 5 block to w from joachim mall" (8 hours and 5 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "people in Joachim mall please come to the south east corner" (7 hours and 25 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "we need more reinforcements there" (7 hours and 25 minutes ago)
    * KingRing said "Adler Crescent is done for" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * Billiam ButterThighs said "armyofdarkness? if you're out there talk to me" (6 hours and 34 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Charlie Hotel Alpha requesting backup at Joachim Ml. SW" (6 hours and 27 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "South lumber needs help there's been a breakin 14 zeds insid" (5 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * Molesta said "Infected, requesting heal." (exactly 4 hours ago)
    * Ben Chan said "Please inform me if you find a ruined building which is empty. I have a toolbox." (3 hours and 56 minutes ago)
    * amberchia destroyed the generator. (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Lumber Mall is falling, over 50 zeds in the southern portion" (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "and over 80 standing outside. No power in resource buildings" (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "in the eastern portion of PH. This is Headshot117 of the" (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "PHPD, reporting in. 26 zombies outside the SE corner of" (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Joachim Mall. Defend the NT, Defend Joachim, for glory." (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "We Need more Survivors in the SE corner of Joachim, zombies" (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "will begin to breach soon. Need as many as can be spared" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * Nickoli said "There's alot of people in here, everyone keep an eye out for who acts the fool and destroys this... I'd hate to have to take another trip back here in less than a day to replace this." (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * Nickoli installed a generator in the building. (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * Nickoli refuelled the generator. (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * Molesta said "The gen was destroyed by amberchia, id 1145937. PS - Heal pls!" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "whats going on everybody there is only 53 ppl here we need" (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "backup because once they break in everybody is doomed in the" (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "entire neighborhood c'mon lets show these zeds what we are" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "made of ... Save AP for the barricades it's useless to try" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "to kill them because they just come back so get faks and" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "save aps for the cades everybody watch out" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Lumber Mall needs help badly, anyone who hears this message" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "please come asap to help keep the mall alive!!!" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
    * Zombie Slut Killer said "infection cured, molesta." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
    * Zombie Slut Killer broadcast "cades are falling @ craddy NT! help!" from here, on 27.11 MHz. (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Need help with cades in SE corner. Help! now!" (2 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * Molesta said "Thanks ZSK. It's good to be breathing again." (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
    * Molesta said "Lumber mall to East currently being overrun. 80 Zs S section." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
    * Zombie Slut Killer said "someome with construction increase the cades!!" (38 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "'Cades are down at Rothwell NT, 20 Zombies inside." (19 minutes ago)
14May 8.13am
Since your last turn:


    * 26.36 MHz: "ZEDS are coming form the west towards Dulston" (8 hours and 54 minutes ago)
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    * 26.36 MHz: "NE Treweeke needs fuel." (5 hours and 53 minutes ago)
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    * 26.36 MHz: "Lots of zeds NW" (5 hours and 29 minutes ago)
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    * 26.36 MHz: "id=864738 - Wanted Pker, DO NOT REZ!" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
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    * 26.36 MHz: "save mankind http://youtube.com/watch?v=-LeLaamZ-tc" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
<td style="background: black; color: red; font-size: 85%; line-height: 16px; text-align: center; width: 100%; height: auto"><b>User Statistics</b>
    * 26.36 MHz: "Gibb Plaza RS was broken into. Cleared & caded to VS+2" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
</td></tr>
    * 26.36 MHz: "Argument Four - Paradoxes associated with an inconsistent" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
<tr>
    * 26.36 MHz: "down direction Negotiating long-distance travel" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
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    * 26.36 MHz: "Now imagine, if only for the sake of argument, that the" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
{| style="font-size: 8pt; text-align: left;" cellpadding="0" width="100%"
    * 26.36 MHz: "person on top and the person on bottom can both manage to" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "remain attracted to the ground below them. What would" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Name:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "happen if the person on one side decided to visit the other?" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
| Crystal Roselle
    * 26.36 MHz: "Since the man at the North Pole has a different idea of what" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "is down and up (and in fact experiences an opposite pull" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Profession:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "from the Earth's gravity) than the person at the South Pole" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
| Reporter/Scientist/Medic
    * 26.36 MHz: "does, when the denizen of the frozen Arctic visits his" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "Antarctic counterpart, they will experience gravitational" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Age:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "pulls exactly opposite of each other! The human from the" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
| 23
    * 26.36 MHz: "North Pole will fall up, never returning to the ground," (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "and will continue falling forever into the deep void of" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Group:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "outer space! Looking at the feasibility of Efimovich's" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
| ''(none)''
    * 26.36 MHz: "teachings cannot remain limited to examining small, solid" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "objects such as human beings. A true analysis of his work" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Level:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "must incorporate natural phenomena and how their existence" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
| 43
    * 26.36 MHz: "is either explained or made difficult by each of the" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "theories. Argument Five - Difficulties in maintaining a" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Experience:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "functional Earth-bound atmosphere and ocean 1) The fluid" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
| 3798
    * 26.36 MHz: "problem Water Regardless of which train of thought you" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "follow, it covers over seventy-five percent of our planet's" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Goals:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "surface. & the atmosphere, also a fluid, covers the entire" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
| Revival, healing & status reports
    * 26.36 MHz: "surface. The difference is why. While flat-Earthers know" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "that the ocean is really just a large bowl, (with great" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Journal:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "sheets of ice around the edges to hold the ocean back), &" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
| [[User:Crystalroselle/Journal|Survivor Tactics]]
    * 26.36 MHz: "the atmosphere is contained by a large dome, the backwards" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "round-Earth way of thinking would have you believe that" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Working on:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "all those trillions of gallons of water & air just stick" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
| [[User_talk:Crystalroselle|None. Any suggestions?]]
    * 26.36 MHz: "to the planet's surface. Conventional thinking would suggest" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
|-
    * 26.36 MHz: "that the water would just run down the sides of the Earth" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
| style="text-align: right; vertical-align: top;" | '''Finished work:'''
    * 26.36 MHz: "(to use the analogy again, like droplets running down the" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
| [[Hospital Information Center]]
    * 26.36 MHz: "sides of a beach ball) & fall into outer space, while the" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
|}
    * 26.36 MHz: "air would dissipate. Using the earlier mentioned idea of" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
</td></tr></table>
    * 26.36 MHz: "gravitational charge gives some credibility to the theory." (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
{{BigBash4small}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "If the fluids were static, then exposure to the" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
{{Survivor}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "gravitational field for a long enough period of time would" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{SmallSGP}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "allow their molecules to align themselves with and be pulled" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{Reviver}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "in by the field. But fluids are not static, especially not" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{Revivification Requests}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "in the atmosphere and oceans. Great ocean currents run both" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{SRiverTactics}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "at the surface and deep below, carrying water across huge" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{UWD}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "basins, keeping the solution far from stagnant. Jet streams" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{SSZ|Your mom}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "of air travel at hundreds of miles per hour through the" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{Stupidity}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "atmosphere. And windblown rain clouds carry vast quantities" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{{Stupidkitties}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "of evaporated seawater across miles of ground, releasing" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
{| align="left"
    * 26.36 MHz: "their load far from its starting point. Water or air that" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
{{PIFsmall}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "(according to round-Earth theory) starts on one side of" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
{{BountyHunter}}
    * 26.36 MHz: "the planet could end up completely on the other side in a" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
|}
    * 26.36 MHz: "matter of only a few days. With all this turbulence and" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
</td></tr></table>
    * 26.36 MHz: "motion, if the world were round, the oceans should all fall" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
</div>
    * 26.36 MHz: "down into the sky, leaving the planet dry and barren, and" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "the atmosphere would simply float away. Why, just look at" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "the moon. It is round, like a ball, and yet it has no" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "atmosphere at all. The Greatest Demonstration Ever" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "that the Earth is Indeed FLAT!" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "PLEASE NOTE This means that pictures confirming the" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "roundness or flatness of the Earth DO NOT IN THEMSELVES" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "CONSTITUTE VALID PROOF" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "These important messages are brought to you from the FEZ." (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "The True Leader of the Flat Earth Society signing out." (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "FEZ. Spamming your radio worse than 28.01. but to their" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
    * 26.36 MHz: "credit at least it was coherent." (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
 
13 May 2008 10.19pm
Since your last turn:
 
    * 27.11 MHz: "Lots of Zombies coming from SouthEast" (20 hours and 4 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "you mean southwest right? SE from penny heights doesnt exist" (19 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Italians hate shrimp ..." *static* "...tail" (19 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * Jake Sparks said "There is a zombie horde moving in from the NW. If you aren't very expeirienced, I suggest you move south." (19 hours and 32 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Counted around 8 zeds 2 blocks south of Frossard... take em" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "out as show of forces... remind them, who they're dealing" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "with" (19 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "anyone with spare faks head down to Phipps NT 9 ppl in need" (18 hours and 59 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "16zed inside warehouse 1NW of Phipps NT" (18 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "heavy concentrations on zeds in Miltown 150+ whole area DWOR" (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "about the same number in southern Fryerbank also DWOR" (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the south. (18 hours and 14 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "over 50 zeds in greenland pd, 10 in gelasius and 4 in derrym" (17 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the north. (16 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "5 zedz in indoor RP, remember, no 'cades!" (15 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Zeds moving fast from the South. Head's up!" (14 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * MrShaw said "Anyone need a fak?" (13 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "I say we save up AP, and then when the zeds come, we just" (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "run past them to a place they've already left." (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "1 zed in Southeast corner. It's a GK - do NOT revive. KILL!" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "zeds ransacking Fryerbank. Escape and Evade!" (12 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Regroup when its safe! Maintain cades if you can.." (12 hours and 9 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "i agree with saving AP and moving to the next suburb...it's" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "what happens anyway after they kill us" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "this way we move without waiting for revives" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "no matter what anyone says about fighting....they always get" (exactly 12 hours ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "in the safehouse" (exactly 12 hours ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "lets give them a little game of cat and mouse..." (11 hours and 59 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "thanks nccknight" (11 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "level 3 is a glitch? how do i get it? my other character," (11 hours and 27 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "has all skills, and brain rot, but is still lvl 42..." (11 hours and 26 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "an infection the pker is currently dead outside Lumber Mall" (11 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "lumber mall choords [99,77]" (11 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "We got guns, and are running from THEM? Form up at some mall" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the south. (9 hours and 32 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "I dare all you informers who hear this to send your rotters" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "And all you rotter hunters to come fight them off" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Joachim Mall... let's start a historic armageddon" (8 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "15 days from now sound okay? HAHAHAHAHA" (8 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "come ON guys - the zeds ar enot here in full force yet, and" (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "already you start getting nervous? That sucks you know." (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Perryn only lasted so long against odds due to coordination!" (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "why is this mall so deserted? where are the arcadians?" (7 hours and 39 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "tengo una herpes de polvora grande grande para ti, zombi" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "New barricade plan: tinyurl.com/38w3pw" (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "boobies" (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "poop" (3 hours and 57 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "zombies coming to joachim.axtence NT to the west has fallen" (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Fast revives inside Junkyard 98,76!Get em while theyre hawt!" (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Adolf Hitler is a GKer" (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "He just took out all 4 corners of Joachim Mall" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Plus the Auto Repair Shop." (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "..." *static* "... Nazis!" (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * Qbit said "i am infected any chance of a heal plz" (3 hours and 9 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the north. (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "according our scout's report" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "there's a big number of undead" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "going to Joachim Mall" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "The only way to make'em die" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Is removing the head, or destroying the brain" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Survivors of Penny Heights -- he comes the zed horde." (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Contact on southern border; revive point filling up" (1 hour and 57 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Dozens of zeds coming from Fryerbank, attacking Odo" (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Barricade is falling in Odo!" (50 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "7+ zeds *IN* club frossard [99, 79]" (42 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "wake up penny heights..its fight or flight time" (16 minutes ago)
 
 
7TH MAY 2008
I GOT A DAMN HEADSHOT FROM SOMEONE WHEN I DONT HAVE BRAIN ROT. VERY FUNNY NUGGETOFFASHION http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=301613
 
Since your last turn:
 
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (12 hours and 12 minutes ago) ...and again. (exactly 12 hours ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 59 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 32 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 30 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 27 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 5 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (11 hours and 4 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * Bob Batt extracted a DNA sample from you. (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (10 hours and 8 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (10 hours and 2 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * You heard a distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (9 hours and 39 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (8 hours and 17 minutes ago)
'''   * nuggetoffashion shot you with a pistol for 5 damage. (6 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)'''
'''    * You took a Headshot from nuggetoffashion the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (6 hours and 47 minutes ago)'''
 
 
 
Event at the fall of St Alban Hospital:-
 
    *  A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * Scott Timewell began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty bed. (11 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * Steven the Grocer said "need heal, just revived." (11 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * Carlos Blanka killed a zombie. (11 hours and 28 minutes ago)
    * zombierepellent said "18 zeds in hindmarsh, im out of ap and ammo, someone help them out... and there's a dead body in here, someone take care of it?" (11 hours and 23 minutes ago)
    * Prime One said "help...infected..." (11 hours and 4 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (11 hours and 3 minutes ago)
    * You heard a low groaning 1 block to the south. (10 hours and 58 minutes ago)
    * Stagsway said "23 currently outside. Might be time to start bumping the barricades up." (10 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * You heard a distant groaning 1 block to the east and 3 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (10 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 1 block to the south. (10 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * AdamKinnell said "help, I'm infected" (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Graagh." (10 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Rosalie Hale. (10 hours and 19 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (10 hours and 18 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed AdamKinnell. (10 hours and 18 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 16 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Junkieblood. (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * kantfathom said "zed alert!!" (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
    * kantfathom began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty bed. (10 hours and 11 minutes ago)
    * You heard a low groaning 1 block to the south. (10 hours and 9 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the north. (10 hours and 5 minutes ago)
    * Thor ThunderGod killed a zombie. (exactly 10 hours ago)
    * You heard a distant groaning 3 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 55 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * CeeJai killed a zombie. (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * You heard a distant groaning 3 blocks to the north. (9 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * Dr Jerex killed a zombie. (9 hours and 41 minutes ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged Jelanimo out into the street. (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Mrh?" (9 hours and 14 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged dawn of the fish man out into the street. (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed pewpewiheal. (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged Officer F out into the street. (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
    * Dante Sebastian injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (exactly 9 hours ago)
    * A zombie killed Reft Muddle. (8 hours and 58 minutes ago)
    * A zombie destroyed the generator. (8 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged Bluebomber0987 out into the street. (8 hours and 29 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at Zombinatrix. (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "AH MAH GAZ!!Z ARH HARMAN! AH NAHR!" (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
    * CFH Andrew killed a zombie. (8 hours and 17 minutes ago) ...and another. (8 hours and 16 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (8 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * CFH Andrew killed a zombie. (8 hours and 15 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (8 hours and 14 minutes ago) ...and again. (8 hours and 10 minutes ago) ...and again. (8 hours and 6 minutes ago)
    * co fragment began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine. (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at a random zombie. (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Mrh ah Harman!" (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed a zombie. (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed CFH Andrew. (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Mrh ah Harman!" (7 hours and 56 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Hrrgl. (7 hours and 56 minutes ago)
    * Omar Suarez said "Die you fucking hazza!" (7 hours and 56 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * Omar Suarez killed a zombie. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "AH MAH GAZ!!Z ARRARRAH HARMAN! AH NAHR!" (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Hankenator The Tank. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at itself. (7 hours and 55 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Nah Bang Harmanz! Mrh hra Harman! Mrrh hrrmh hrrh!" (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured to St Alban's Hospital. (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "GRAB MAH MANBAGZ AN MRH, HARMANZ!" (7 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Narh, Grab arm, harm man! Z!rrrh Zahmbah." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed BlessedWindReinforce. (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Hazzah! Barhah B!g Bazh! Barhah Zahmbahz!" (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * Wesper said "time to leave, boys... head south!" (7 hours and 43 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "MAHB! MAHB! MAHB! Bamm Bamm -!z harh!" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed brett40k. (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Harrah harmanz! Zah MAHB -!z hahrh hra hab zahm bra!nz anh zbrahb!ng BARHAH! BARHAH MAHB! MAHB! MAHB MAHB!" (7 hours and 33 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (7 hours and 33 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Harmanz nah gah mrh? -annamahrh! Gah GRAAAAGH! B ah zambah, hab zahm bra!nz, ambrahz BARHAH! MAHB MAHB BARHAH MAHB!" (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at Russian No0b. (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "GRAAAAGH! BARHAH!" (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Ahm gannah zhanz! Hagz anh g!zzahz!" (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Russian No0b. (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "BARHAH!" (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "BARHAH! Nah mahrh bag man hrrh hahb nah!" (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (7 hours and 26 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Gaylord Lavender Jr. (7 hours and 25 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Darklamb. (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (7 hours and 9 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed red car. (7 hours and 7 minutes ago)
    * John Landerfield killed a zombie. (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed John Landerfield. (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed co fragment. (6 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged FireTitan out into the street. (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 3 blocks to the north. (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Lowthar of Hillpeopl. (6 hours and 45 minutes ago)
    * pvt human killed a zombie. (6 hours and 40 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged Steven the Grocer out into the street. (6 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * A zombie dragged jawsus out into the street. (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (6 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
    * blockbustersucks began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk. (6 hours and 32 minutes ago)
    * A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (6 hours and 21 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "B!Z!z mah anamarh?" (6 hours and 18 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at OafDragon. (6 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Mah anamarh?" (6 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed OafDragon. (6 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Mah zanz! B!Z zanz!!!" (6 hours and 17 minutes ago)
    * Dead Beauty killed a zombie. (6 hours and 14 minutes ago)
    * perfectionist killed a zombie. (6 hours and 2 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Greg Evans. (5 hours and 57 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (5 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "BARHAH B!G BAZH! BARHAH B!ZGHAN! GRAB ARM! HARM MAN!" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at TheWwwyzzerdd. (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "AH MAH GAZ!!Z ARH HARMAN! AH NAHR! RAHN ARRAGH!" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at itself. (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired in this block. (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Zahmbah." (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Zahmbah." (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at pvt human. (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Zahmb... Arg hra zazzah... AHR NAHR! ANAZZAH HARMAN!" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Tang Healer. (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured to St Alban's Hospital. (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Zahrh bagman harzrh haz harmanz agraharh!" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured to the north. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * You heard a distant groaning 1 block to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured to the south. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured to the east. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured to the west. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at a random zombie. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Barhah Zahmbahz! Barhah B!g Bazh!" (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
    * A zombie gestured at one of the zombies. (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Ah harrah,!z ahrh zahmbah!" (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Choppa Choppa. (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Harrah Zahmbah!" (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Hazzah! Harman rz nahrh mahrh!" (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Mah zambah barg harman manbagz! Harh harh harh." (5 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * A zombie said "Harh Harh Harh, Zahmbah Zrang! Mah barhah brang zahrh manbagz zarh za bazaarh... Arh... Bagman haz?" (5 hours and 36 minutes ago)
    * SlackusRex killed a zombie. (5 hours and 31 minutes ago) ...and another. (5 hours and 30 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Consumer Lag. (5 hours and 29 minutes ago)
    * SlackusRex killed a zombie. (5 hours and 27 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Laina Hart. (5 hours and 22 minutes ago)
    * A zombie killed Piper Bennett. (5 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
    * A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (4 hours and 59 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 54 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 41 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (3 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (3 hours and 3 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (2 hours and 21 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (2 hours and 15 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 57 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 43 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the west. (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the west. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
    * Merryman healed you for 10 HP. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
    * A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
    * The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
    * The zombie lost its grip. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (53 minutes ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (53 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (53 minutes ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (51 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (51 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (50 minutes ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (49 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (49 minutes ago) ...and again.
    * The zombie lost its grip. (49 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (48 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
    * The zombie lost its grip. (48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (48 minutes ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (48 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (47 minutes ago) ...and again.
    * The zombie lost its grip. (47 minutes ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (43 minutes ago)
    * You were killed by a zombie. (43 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (41 minutes ago)
    * You heard a distant groaning 1 block to the west and 3 blocks to the south. (39 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (31 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 1 block to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (30 minutes ago) ...and again. (28 minutes ago)
    * Officer Dick Trickle dumped your body out onto the street. (13 minutes ago)
    * You heard a loud and distant groaning 2 blocks to the north. (13 minutes ago) ...and again. (6 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago)
 
 
Tara
Since your last turn:
 
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (59 seconds ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (59 seconds ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (56 seconds ago) ...and again. (52 seconds ago) ...and again. (49 seconds ago) ...and again. (48 seconds ago) ...and again. (46 seconds ago)
    * A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (42 seconds ago)
    * The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (42 seconds ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (37 seconds ago) ...and again. (32 seconds ago)
    * The zombie lost its grip. (28 seconds ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (18 seconds ago)
    * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (18 seconds ago)
    * A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 seconds ago)
    * You were killed by a zombie. (13 seconds ago)
 
22/4/08
Since your last turn:
 
    * zipo01 injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (38 minutes ago) ...and again. (37 minutes ago)
    * zipo01 extracted a DNA sample from you. (36 minutes ago)
    * zipo01 revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (36 minutes ago)
 
28/4/08
You say "There's a zombie inside here. Will anyone kill it or barricade this place before we're attacked? Thanks"
 
30/4/08
Since your last turn:
 
    * 27.11 MHz: "Hola amigos, Flash Badness here" (49 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Woke up to find that Rothwell only kinda sorta barricaded" (48 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "If I was like, y'know sticky about terms...." (48 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "I'd say only quite strongly barricaded" (47 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "So I built it back with like whiteboards and stuff" (47 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "There were no zombies outside and only like 8 dead folks" (47 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "So I thinks we gots a human problem here... Eyes open folks" (47 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Peace" (47 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Broadcasting from the Craddy Building in penny heights." (13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Got a dozen needles, looking for clogged revive points." (13 minutes ago)
 
    *  the dude over there said "can you refill the generator ty" (8 hours and 33 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Could everyone who sees this broadcast check radios in a one" (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "block radius and ensure they are tuned to 27.11" (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "I just checked Necronet and it appears that there are three" (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "zombies total in the entire freakin' area. LOLOL" (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * You heard a low groaning from very close by. (6 hours and 42 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "tis pretty quiet,anyone up for a lil' adventure?" (5 hours and 53 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Like what kinda adventure?.. like cade-strafing Ridleybank?" (5 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "anything dude..its kinda getting boring here.." (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "im letting people shoot me for fun!" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Okay whoever is the asshat barricading Greatorex, you'd bett" (4 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "er listen up now. If I catch you in action, I'll make sure t" (4 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "hat you won't sit for a goddamn week. Got it? Thanks." (4 hours and 23 minutes ago)
    * You heard a low groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 53 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Necronet Update says zero zombies in the area. Whether its" (5 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "due to lack of people scanning or if there actually isn't" (4 minutes ago) ...and again.
    * 27.11 MHz: "any in the area, I can't be certain." (4 minutes ago)
 
1may
Since your last turn:
 
    * 27.11 MHz: "Dennismyl,hkgolden fighter, where are you?" (4 hours and 33 minutes ago)
    * Bill Mcfred said "Some One break Down the rest of the Barricades at The police Dept nearl down!!!!" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Anyone seen The Columbine Kids?" (2 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "There's a few things I need to discuss with them." (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "A mall massacre. I got better but nedd to balance the scale" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the south. (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Columbine Kids, this one's for you" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "We'll teach them the ways of war" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "They won't come here anymore" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Sound the horn and call the cry" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "How many of THEM can we make die!" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Maaaaadddweeeennnnchhh" (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "I want your blood, Madwench" (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Gonna tie-die mt t-shirt with your blood, Madwench" (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Gonna make a flute with your thighbone, Maddy" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Maaaadddddyyy" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 1 block to the north. (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the south. (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "1 zed in Cracknell Towers, badly needs a headshot !!!" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
 
1/5
Penny Heights
Odo General Hospital
 
Since your last turn:
 
    * A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the north. (5 hours and 58 minutes ago)
    * MideanRayne said "Is anyone in need of First Aid?" (5 hours and 41 minutes ago)
    * Hallow Jack said "thanks waggle. anyone have suggestions on how to adventure?" (5 hours and 6 minutes ago)
    * Infinine said "i come back with 2 pistols and a clip from the police station. who else here has a gun/weapon?" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
    * Infinine said "we need organization. SURVIVORS :)" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Flash Badness here...." (4 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Damn, that was some heavy ..." *static* "... about the columbines" (4 hours and 13 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Green sky at night neighbour take warning" (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "red sky at night neighbour take flight..." (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Saw that ..." *static* "... in a tom hanks film called the burbs" (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "anyways... seemed fitting" (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Word" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Rotter in junkyard RP, someone want to take him out?" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=341294" (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "Hi, woody...Orlando H3 here:) on-on" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
    * 27.11 MHz: "F-ing rotters in the junkyard 1 left at the moment" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
    * Doctor Daigle installed a cubist sculpture in the building. (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
    * Doctor Daigle said "generator running low on fuel" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
    * shino kun1 said "i'm infected" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
    * shino kun1 said "no longer infected" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
    * Wagglebear refuelled the generator. (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
    * Spartak Moscow said "hi" (48 minutes ago)
    * Dr J Santos said "hark.. the lark has sang her last song. no the beast was not king kong. the beast was the king. and here we lie in our own feces and weep. weep like the golden haired girl who sold me girl scout cookies. for we know we shall nevermore feast thinmint" (27 minutes ago)
 
 
Since your last turn:
 
    * iamnothere said "thanks for killing that zed ersatzreality, appreciate it." (11 hours and 51 minutes ago)
    * Danner Farr said "Infected, pleeeease help if you can! Thanks in advance!" (9 hours and 43 minutes ago)
    * A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the south. (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * iamnothere said "i'd help but i have no faks and only 4ap. well, 3 ap now..." (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
    * Hans Doctor said "Jesus loves you. Come th the hospital (2S1E) for more" (5 hours and 35 minutes ago)

Latest revision as of 16:10, 1 September 2013

ABOUT ME

I've been playing Urban Dead for almost 5 years now and I pretty much concentrates on rebuilding, revival, healing and shooting zombies on Urban Dead as well as resource building status reporting here on this wiki.

I'm mostly traveling alone and not in any group but do say hi if you see me in game.

Current activities

28 August 2013 - I finally managed to log into my account... only to see the massive dramamamama on the recent changes. What the hell - did we have an influx of kindergartners? Is this normal? Was I spoiled by the lack of drama for months? Dear lawd. Someone also called me boring on twitter. *tears*

12 August 2013 - I'm enjoying a little too much playing from the other side. Pretty sure some people absolutely hates me now. It's a slippery slope...

7 August 2013 - So I finally gained all the skills needed to join a certain team /o/ Well, not all the items needed but I'm working on that *shifty* Factories are still churning out fuel cans, dumped 50ap and I've got 2 fuel cans, 3 crowbars and 6 pipes in a lit factory. This is beginning to get ridiculous. I'll go check the odds elsewhere. Unrelated but I dare anyone to sit in a fort for a few days and not go stir crazy. I'm halfway to grabbing a knife and stab someone.

1 August 2013 - Some weird things are definitely happening with the search rates. I've an alt who just sits and searches all day and all they could find this week in the factory are lots of toolbox, knives, fire axe and fuel cans. Lots of fuel cans. Not one generator in sight after dumping almost 250ap. On the contrary there's another place where you can find generators pretty easily today for some weird reason. This needs more research. I'll go back to the lecture on what's fruits, vegetables and herbs now. Hah the more you know...

29 July 2013 - Not sure where they've moved towards but those zergs definitely have migrated to another burb since I'm pretty sure they didn't idle out. There are at least 12 of them and if you found one, you can be sure the rest are around. The ones I managed to tag in their two month stint of salting the land are zombie george bush, one angry zombie, lord of the negros, poop in your mouth, a big bad nigger, Dee Composin, Formalde Heidy, Corroded Carl, Disgustin' Justin, Smelly Kelly, Rotting Richard and Brainz James. Whoever running them is not very effective but they're annoying alright. What's with all the zerg zombie hordes? Ruxmin and Ze Purist are another problem.

28 July 2013 - People need to stop reviving my z indiscriminately without even bothering to extract DNA. I've been revived 5 times in 2 days. Do Malton have a syringe surplus and people just can't wait to dispose theirs? This kind of behavior is what turns zombies into death cultists really. On a side note, every time I look at the stat page I get sad :(

27 July 2013 - So I'm anywhere but with the Bash. I thought of rejoining the horde but I keep getting distracted by so much food lying on the street. They're mostly soft, tender and taste like veal. Two days ago I had two person with 10-20hp appearing in front of me to be eaten and didn't run away at all. That's weird. Right now I'm at a tricky juncture of moving northwards but I'm distracted by yet another meal. I'm not sure if my zombie is in heaven or in hell.

6 July 2013 Not sure if my 'stock up bad literature in Quartly to confuse the zombies' plan failed or was a success. On one hand we had a great pancake breakfast and barbecue which attracted almost 30 zombies, on the other hand we all died. Probably wasn't the best plan, those zombies might have thought they were in a generic bookstore and were angry they couldn't find the gossip trash magazines. Live and learn I guess. Someone need to tell Sunny to get up from his dirtnapping or he's gonna ruin his complexion. I don't think dirt works as an alternative to the mud facial mask, no matter how persuasive that rotting dirt salesman was.

3 July 2013 - So every time it's because I accidentally clicked on something that I found out something new. Not sure if anyone noticed but there was a mini update for Malton's anniversary. I actually do like this update. Now if only the other thing I want could be implemented. Anyway it looks like Rogue Gallery is also back up along with the profile database (when did it came back online? I found out about this 'cause I accidentally clicked a button). Sorry for the incoherency of this status, I'm severely lacking of sleep.

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User Statistics
Name: Crystal Roselle
Profession: Reporter/Scientist/Medic
Age: 23
Group: (none)
Level: 43
Experience: 3798
Goals: Revival, healing & status reports
Journal: Survivor Tactics
Working on: None. Any suggestions?
Finished work: Hospital Information Center
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