South West Anarchists
The South West Anarchists are the most wretched hive of anarchist scum and death-cultist villainy in all the south-west corner of Malton.
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| Leadership:
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Anarchistic free-for-all
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| Goals:
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To turn the south-west into a 24/7 anti-survivor riot and hear the local survivors cry about it.
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| Tiny-URL for this page:
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tiny.cc/swa
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| Contact:
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Talk page or Forum.
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Who are you?
We are a loose band of anti-survivors who have three things in common:
- We hate how the south-west stays green all of the time, as if it inhabitants' actions had anything to do with it. (They don't.)
- We love to shake their little world and to raise hell. Pinatas, GKing, PKing, feeding groans... Everything that weakens the area and sets up survivors is a good thing in our books.
- As anarchists and free spirits, there's no way in hell we'll accept anyone's leashes or orders.
As you'd expect, we are more of a "group" than a group. We aren't here to organize things, lead strike-teams, create silly chain of commands, hand out imaginary medals or any such nonsense.
Rather, we just provide you with the rope to hang the survivors with. The expectations on our members are as low as the work we put into "leading" the group. We want something for nothing. Not much for something.
Basically, we just provide with the newest reports about cracked buildings for all you zombies and PKer crack hunters, give you an area to request infections or revives (or both) from like-minded souls, and set you in touch with each other if you want some more organized action every now and then.
You talk A LOT about death-culting! Are you a death-cult?
Oh, look, we never bought into the silly rules about death-culting many zombie hordes have created. We don't treat death-culting as a thermo-nuclear warhead that has to be handled with care - we fucking promote, embrace and encourage it in all its shapes and forms. Share intelligence, PK people, revive each other - do what you want, and play it as dirty as you like.
However, we recognize ALL kinds of anti-survivors, respect their morales and accomodate to them.
If you are a PKer who prefers to stay alive and rather collects survivor scalps than gennies, you are welcome. If you are a rotten zombie who wants to eat harmanbargarz and nothing else, you are welcome. If you are a real radio hater who RKs whenever he cans (and nothing else), you may receive a funny look or two, but are still welcome and can RK at will (and will never be forced to do anything else, although we'd certainly welcome it).
Where can I find you?
Take a wild guess.
We focus on Ruddlebank for now until we've grown. It is centrally located in the SW corner, provides a really great target with Tikhon Medical, and is only a small hop away from two malls for our PKing friends. Oh, and Lynham Cinema has funky 3D glasses.
Any actual rules for members?
Not many, and they should all be common sense. But as some need to have them spelled out:
- Don't zerg, text-rape or forum-spy.
- You can forget all other rules but this one. Zergers will be put on the Zerg Liste by ourselves, text-rapists on the Ignore List, and forum spies publicly exposed on our wiki. Either will grant you a swift booting from the group.
- You may only have one alt in South West Anarchists.
- While we don't have a centralized command (or any "command" at all), we are regionally restricted and thus don't provide the room to safely run multiple alts. Plus, we think it's better to be safe than sorry in regards to potential multi-abuse.
- You must be some kind of anti-survivor who is active in the south-west corner.
- Why else would you want to join us in the first place, eh?
Yes. That's all.
Oh, and it would be awesome if you would put {{SWAnarch|User=YourName}} on your wiki:
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South West Anarchists
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| Every cool kid riots with the SWA.
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Policies
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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.
This user or group espouses Tidal Tactics
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Death Cultist
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| If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Feral Movement
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| This "group" is a supporter of the Feral Movement and promotes feral unity through communication and coordination.
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