Los Hombres Siniestros

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Los Hombre Siniestros
If you find the original El Hombre Siniestro, please place him here. Thank you.
Abbreviation: LHS, or TSM
Group Numbers: 1
Leadership: Sam 2334
Goals: Survive in Malton, protect Lavington Crescent Police Department in Wykewood.
Recruitment Policy: Open
Contact: Just edit at the bottom of the page.

Los Hombres Siniestros

Yes, this is Los Hombres Siniestros, or The Sinister Men. We are dedicated to one thing: the annihilation of zombies and the survival of our group. Okay, that's two. So, the survival of our group, the annihilation of zombies, and the protection of survivors—three...well, the survival of our group, the annihilation of zombies, the protection of survivors, and the eventual liberation of Malton. @#$%! Four! (If you haven’t gotten the Monty Python Reference by now, get out. However, any nationalities are welcome. British, French, American, Yugoslavian, as long as you are either a survivor, or a zombie standing at a revive point/cemetery or working for the survivor cause. Any genders are welcome, too--in Spanish, mixed gender groups always show up in the masculine tense.) See, I got the great idea to make this gigantic group that will someday be well known throughout Malton. It's not really working, but hey! Join up if you have nothing else to do.

Not Tolerated from ANYONE:

1. Pking

2. Gking

3. Rking

4. Acting as a zombie spy (includes sending up flares FOR ANY REASON--they serve no really significant purpose, and it's better if you soak a zed in fuel and shoot him with your flare gun)

5. Destroying barricades (unless to reduce cade level to VSB, and only if there are less than five zombies outside and less than ten in the neighboring eight buildings)

6. Ransacking/ruining buildings as a zombie

7. Swearing or vile language (includes text rape)

8. Being an idiot (OMG OMG OMG TEH ZOMBIES BROKE IN U GUYZ ARE ALL SCREWED!)

9. Insulting this group--duh

10. Violating the Coalition for Fair Tactics in any way, shape, or form

Violation of any of the first five, if met with proof in the form of a screenshot or five witnesses, will result in immediate and permanent expulsion from the group. The sixth one, if done twice and documented, results in the same punishment. The seventh will put you on the "Blacklist," which lists the offenders in this group, if documented. Your name will be removed by me when I see fit. Eight and nine aren't really serious offenses, but dragging the reputation of this group in the dust will land your name on the Blacklist for a day to a week or so. The tenth is important--this group is bound to it, and violation of that rule will lead in permanent expulsion.

Discouraged

1. Trenchcoating--just don't get anyone mad at you, but blowing out the brains of a few zombies relieves stress rather well!

2. Spamming the airwaves--unless you're on a pirate channel (and even then please keep the language clean)

3. Insulting n00bs (don't you remember when YOU needed a FAK?)

Goals:

We will be fighting for the control of Malton by survivors, and the revivification/death of all zombies. Our more immediate goal is for the safety of Lavington Crescent Police Department in Wykewood. I will post updates to show our progress.

  • I blasted a zombie, intending to leave him at low health because they can only heal with Digestion, but some guy killed it. Oh well, there went all that ammo.--Sam 2334 00:40, 21 May 2009 (BST)
  • Oops. Got killed again. I'm kicking the zombie's butt with my teeth.--Sam 2334 13:06, 9 May 2009 (BST)
  • Back to Nixbank. Here we go again...--Sam 2334 12:53, 3 May 2009 (BST)
  • We have officially moved. No longer are we based in Nixbank. We will be protecting Castleman Walk Fire Station from the factory (VSB and powered) to the north. The Fire Station is ruined at the moment. --Sam 2334 16:59, 18 April 2009 (BST)
  • First kill! I soaked the zed in oil, lit him on fire, and then chopped his head off. Castleman Walk Fire Station now has a dead body outside, and one survivor inside. I returned to the factory afterwards, as it's at VSB, unlike the Fire Station. (Forgot timestamp)
  • Inside the factory at 13, 71 in Wykewood. I found a toolbox--too bad I can't use it. Building VSB. This is merely a scouting expedition. (I accidentally exited the @#$% Police Dept, and it was at VHB. I was at nearby buildings for awhile.
  • Moved base to Deacon Alley Police Dept--more zeds. I have: 2 fully loaded pistols, one half-loaded one, a fully loaded shotgun, 2 shotgun shells, 2 flare guns, a fire axe, length of pipe, baseball bat, radio, and FAK. There's plenty of survivors and a genny in here. The building is VHB. You'll need Free Running. --Sam 2334 14:29, 11 April 2009 (BST)
  • Inside hospital. Ziegehut, Jen Halley, Albert Ryles, isac clark and Steve Awesomo are in here--don't know who they are, but they're all survivors. Somebody has spraypainted Sure, VSB+2 please, but DEM is not in charge here. onto a wall. A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes. The building has been very strongly barricaded. I've scraped together supplies for one first-aid kit. --Sam 2334 20:23, 4 April 2009 (BST)


Members

Please add a timestamp to your signature here, as well as your position in Malton. Thanks.

1. --Sam 2334 23:23, 3 April 2009 (BST), Castleman Walk Fire Station, HQ.

Blacklist:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Add people to this list if they break any of our ten rules. Please add their name, a link to a screenshot of their rulebreaking, which rule they broke, and a timestamp.

Stuffs:

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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
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This user is a member of Los Hombres Siniestros.

Thanks to Janus Abernathy for helping out with this template and fixing issues in the groupbox! --Sam 2334 12:42, 4 April 2009 (BST)


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This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.
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