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He was only a humble nudist with an unappealing profession and an ambiguous name, but asshole doctor had a dream. Actually, scratch the 'humble' bit. But he did have a dream. As a member of the Quartly Study Group he had to spend his days in silent scholarship. But he wanted to sing. He wanted to sing in every mall, every hospital, every factory, motel, park and fort in post-apocalyptic Malton. And he wanted everyone else to join him. He asked his fellow librarians if they were game; they looked over their glasses at him and said 'Shh!' So, knowing that the students and faculty of the Malton College of Medicine are a bunch of incorrigible show-offs, he brought the project to us. We put up a stage (OK, a chair) in the hospital reception, built a state of the art sound system (yes, yes, we used the hospital PA) and got the lighting just right (we're very creative with flares). We also promised to record his performances, and those of anyone inspired by his example. All we asked in return was that he stopped killing us with his alts. He ignored that bit, but the rest ... the rest is History.

Performances

asshole doctor

Bob Marley's 'Jammin'
The Beatles' 'Long and Winding Road'
David Bowie's 'Fashion'
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels' 'Devil with the Blue Dress on'
Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'
Edith Piaf's 'La Vie, L'Amour'
The Time's 'Jungle Love'
Turbonegro's 'All My Friends Are Dead'
The Rolling Stones' 'I'm a King Bee Baby' (Scroll further down, and see Violet Begonia's performance of 'Rawhide'.)
Simon and Garfunkel's '59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)' performed by asshole doctor's alt golam
Digital Underground's 'The Humpty Dance'
Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' We think. It's hard to tell when the performer is dead and z!ng!ng in Zamgrh. Also, check out Violet Begonia's manicure patter ...
Doris Day, Frank Sinatra and others' 'Fly Me to the Moon'
Billy Squiers' 'In the Dark'
Khia's 'My Neck, My Back'
Maria's 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story
Monty Python's 'I Like Chinese'
The Church of England's 'All Things Bright and Beautiful' (w. Cecil Alexander, 1848)
Monty Python's 'The Philosopher's Song'
Monty Python's 'The Penis Song'
Kyle's 'A Lonely Jew on Christmas' from South Park. Performed by golam, with a special Christmas message for Pibbit at the end.
The Ramones' 'Rock 'n' Roll High School'
Iron Maiden's 'Run to the Hills'
Tears for Fears' 'Killing with Kindness'
John Denver's 'Leaving on a Jet Plane'
Beastie Boys' 'Paul Revere' performed by golam
Brian Hyland's 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' performed by golam, who then kills the sound recordist, naturally.
Elvis Presley's 'A Little Less Conversation' performed by golam
Soundgarden's 'Black Hole Sun', performed by another of the good doctor's alts, Your Own Guilt. Eeep ...! (ed).
Stevie Wonder's 'Happy Birthday', sung by golam on the occasion of the Dean's birthday.
'Luck Be a Lady' from Guys and Dolls.

Austin Hunt

City and Colour's 'The Girl'

Bedlam Betty

Jolie Holland's 'Mad Tom of Bedlam'

Berkman Frick

Radiohead's 'Karma Police'

cadwah1

Cadwah 'Rickrolls' the horde!

Cheese Knight

Frank Zappa's 'Zomby Woof'

Chilisbak

Machinae Supremacy 'Edge and Pearl'

Dante Bosch

The Buzzcocks' 'Ever Fallen in Love (with Someone You Shouldn't've'. Entertaining the horde!

emPathetic Bill

In which Bill rattles 'La Bamba'

Faris Badwan

Frankly, your guess is as good as mine ... Faris's Rattle

Flyboy Jimmy

GLaDOS's 'Still Alive', theme song from the game Portal

FuzzyWuzzie

The Blues Brothers' version of 'Everybody Needs Somebody to Love' performed with asshole doctor.
The Blues Brothers' version of The Chips' 'Rubber Biscuit' And again!
The St James Infirmary Blues'
ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man'
Delbert McClinton's 'Every Time I Roll the Dice'
Warren Zevon's 'Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner'

GeneralGhost

Vampire Weekend's 'Giving up the Gun'
Evans Blue's 'Dear Lucid, Our Time Is Right Now'

Hannah Schneider

The Youngbloods' 'Get Together', interrupted by a busty cheerleader, at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out

Harmin' Harman

DMX's 'Stop Being Greedy'

HellFreeze

Kingsbard's 'Cyril the Obstinate Sailor'
Muse's 'Knights of Cydonia'

I blew up a possum

Dean Martn's 'The Darktown Strutters' Ball'

Joshua Lilton

A.C. Newman's 'Miracle Drug'

KeiraBambini

Aqua's 'Back to the 80s'

Machewtron

The Who's 'You Better You Bet'

MichaelJacksonsClone

Erm, Judas's 'Heaven on Their Minds' (from Jesus Christ Superstar)

Nathan Whitaker

Iron Maiden's 'Flight of Icarus'

Pibbit

Jane's Addiction's 'Jane Says'
Marc Gunn's 'The Ballad of Jayne'
Men at Work's 'Down Under'
Rizzo's 'Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee' from Grease, with a natty little name-change in the lyric ...
'Pretty Irish Girls' from Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Julie Brown's 'I'm a Blonde'
Diana Ross and the Supremes' 'Reflections'
'Hair' from the musical Hair
Ogden Edsl's 'Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun'
Laverne and Shirley's theme song(!)
Kristin Chenoweth's 'For Good'
'Do You Hear the People Sing?' from Les Miserables
Pink Floyd's 'Mother', from The Wall
Felicia Day's '(Do You Wanna Date My) Avatar?'
Bryan White's 'Someone Else's Star'
'Boom Chicka Boom', a cheer at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out, and later on, Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold'
Brobdingnagian Bards' 'Do Virgins Taste Better?'
Edgar Allan Poe's 'Annabel Lee'
The Beatles' 'If I Fell'
David Wilcox's 'Riverboat Fantasy'
John Keats's 'To Autumn'

Q Bee

Cole Porter's 'Let's Misbehave'
Hoagy Carmichael's 'Stardust'
Dropkick Murphys' 'Flannigan's Ball'
Georgia Satellites' 'Keep Your Hands to Yourself'
Thin Lizzy's 'The Boys Are Back in Town'
Dropkick Murphys' 'The Gang's All Here'

Red Kami

Puffy Ami Yumi's 'Friends For Ever'

Robert N Neville

Massive Attack's 'Karmacoma'

Sankhe

Superpalindromicalistical!
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs' 'L'il Red Riding Hood' (!sdrawkcab))

Saralan

Michael Jackson's 'Thriller': an interpretation in zhanzh ...

the scarlet fox (a.k.a. october knight)

The Kingsmen's 'Louie Louie'
Beyoncé's 'Put a Ring on It'
Eurhythmics' 'Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This'
Five for Fighting's '100 Years', somewhere in the chaos of the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out.
Dropkick Murphys' 'Boys on the Docks'

Sherry Stringfield

The Smiths' 'The Queen Is Dead'
P.J. Harvey's 'Dress'
John Keats's 'Ode on a Grecian Urn'
Le Tigre's 'Deceptacon'
LCD Soundsystem's 'Losing My Edge', adapted just a teeny bit, with apologies to James Murphy.

Totenmannskiste

In early 2010, the death cultist Totenmannskiste set MCM a challenge. He would play as a zombie and try to ruin St Simon's Hospital within two weeks - or was it a month? I forget ... - without recourse to metagame co-ordination, i.e. with the help only of other feral zombies. If he lost, he would have to play as a survivor and help MCM for a month. Oh, and he'd also have to take up a week's residency as our lounge singer. He lost ...

The Dead Kennedys' 'Kill the Poor'
'Dead Man's Chest' from Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island
'The Swiss national anthem' (!) Bob Marley's 'Small Axe' Franz Beckenbauer's 'Gute Freunde' Painful. Genuinely.
Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal' 'Never Split the Party' Some sort of Dungeons and Dragons thing. I think ... (ed.)
Edith Piaf's 'Je ne regrette rien'

Twotrees

Roy Orbison's 'Pretty Woman'
Johnny Cash's 'Ain't No Grave (Can Hold My Body Down)'
The Yardbirds' 'For Your Love', though you'll have to scroll through a lot of typical MCM silliness in the build up.
The Lovin' Spoonful's 'Summer in the City', right at the end of some long-assed 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out shenanigans.
Joe Cocker's 'You Are So Beautiful'

Vilhelm123

Ryan Taylor Bliss's 'Till Then'
The Weepies' 'World Spins Madly'
Tammany Hall NYC's 'Cindy'
Rise Against's 'Swing Life Away'
The Fray's 'You Found Me'
Making April's 'These Are the Nights'
Snow Patrol's 'Chasing Cars'
Katy Perry's 'California Gurls', a dual homage to the Ladies of MCM with Austin Hunt, and the first song sung at the 2010 MCM Summer Camp-Out in Fishwick Park.
The Weepies' 'Can't Go Back Now'
Bruce Springsteen's 'Radio Nowhere'

Yamino

Michael Jackson's 'Heal the World'

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