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Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a [[Great Fire of 1912|Great Fire]] swept the city. In 2005, the city was [[Malton Incident|over-run by zombies]]. But in 2007, the city chose to [[Mayor of Malton|elect a new mayor]] to preside over the madness. That [[mayor]] was [[Murbulskond]]. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...
Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a [[Great Fire of 1912|Great Fire]] swept the city. In 2005, the city was [[Malton Incident|over-run by zombies]]. But in 2007, the city chose to [[Mayor of Malton|elect a new mayor]] to preside over the madness. That [[mayor]] was [[Murbulskond]]. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...


==Voting==
==Voting Concluded==


As expected, [[User:Jorm|Jorm]] is mayor.  He has always been the mayor of Malton, and always will be. 


Voting begins at 00:00 GMT on Tuesday 22nd June (01:00 BST). Each individual will be able to place one (1) vote in the election. Voting will close at 00:00 GMT (01:00 BST) on Tuesday 6th July, at which time the winner will assume office.  
You are his food. This is the way things have always been and will always be. No voting is required; you live and die by his will.


All votes must be cast using a hash (<nowiki>#</nowiki>) and a time-stamped signature (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>), meaning the only valid votes must be of the format '''<nowiki>#~~~~</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>#Comment ~~~~</nowiki>'''. Invalid votes may be struck by any member, though the voter receiving the striking should be notified on their talk page.


For a list of campaign advertisements and promises, see the [[Mayor of Malton/2010]] page. For discussion on this election, please use the [[Talk:Mayor of Malton/2010/Election|talk page]].
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==='''<font color="red">Voting is now closed'''</font>===
:Or at least it will be from the second the wiki software tips over midnight.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 01:00, 6 July 2010 (BST)


==Parties (Alphabetised by Party)==


===Alex Stroke===
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[[User:Alex Stroke|Alex Stroke]]


:<s>Until somebody else persuades me to vote for them (Frankly I'm hoping to end up as Kingmaker), I'm voting for Alex Stroke.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 00:23, 4 July 2010 (BST)</s> - Motion to elect Misanthropy.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 17:32, 4 July 2010 (BST)


===Barhah Party===
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[[User:Jorm|Jorm]]
# BARHAH!--[[User:Akbar|Akbar]] 18:58, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# t̎̎͊͏̶̮̯̲̟͕̟̥̞́ḩ̧̞̹͚ͤͣͫ̄̊͢e͕̠̬̼̒͋ͨ̈́̐͛ͬ ̵͑͆͗͏̰̥̣̝̞̟̝'''B̼͕̤͙͓͓̻̳́À̷̖̩̜̻̙̭͍͕͕̜̳̗̠̱̮̝̙̖̰͘̕R͏̴̨̘̘̖̱͔͚̟͍̬̭͖̻̭̪͔͇͜H̨̛͙͔̰͕̦̹̜̳͕̫̝̼̕͠A̼͇̝͓̻͙͟͡H̨͕̝̜̼̰̫̺̺̜̝͈͡ ̶̶̯͍̩͇̻̫̤͙̼̞̥̩͜͟͢''' ̶̦̗̱̮̙̝̼̲̏̚͘͡c̸͙̬̻̞̑̆͋͋ͥ͞''o̸̱̲͎̯̘ͭͨͨ͑͟ͅm̵̶̩̯̠̣̌̔ͯͭ͑̎̀''ě̲̺̝̖͈̯͎̥̄̒̚͘͠s̷̳̣̦̯̹ͧͫͪͦ̆͘'''F̃̆ͯͨ̆O̓͆Ř̚y̓̆̚o͛͂̍U̪̜̮̯̹̙̠ͮͯ̔̀̅̓ͫ͝ ̵͎̫̦̠̖̘ͤͬ͆ͫ͊̀'''i̠̣̦͉̺̬̊͌̂͐̒̉̌ͩ̌n͓̦̂ͭͫͅ ̡͚̣̪͖̲͎͎͑̄ͯ̿̒ͦ͗̀ͪt̢̧̬͙̦̭̎̑͟ͅḩ͔̪͕̜͉̤̼͆̍̄͛ͭe̝̘͙̥̯̗͈͎͛͐̍̑̍̓Ñ͙̝̖̠̭̏ͪ̊ͯ̂̋̀͘͟Iͤ͂͠҉̪͈͍͍̗̤̞̤G̨̹̯͈̹̉͘͡h̛̗͊ͨͬ̈ͫ͠T̸̈́͊̈͂̚҉͎.̣̠̻̝̤̱̍̑̽̋̓̚͡͠.̅ͣ͏͇̞̟̼̺̪̼̳̩.̪͎̄̆͋̚͘͠--[[User:Jorm|jorm]] 19:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# I'd be going hungry without jorm. --[[user:Teksura|Teksura]]<sup>[[User_talk:Teksura|Talk]]</sup> 19:56, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# Can't go wrong here, really. --[[User:N00bert|<span style="color: Purple">N00bert</span>]] <sup>[[FOXHOUND|<span style="color: Orange">foxhound</span>]]</sup> <sup>[[Dulston Alliance|<span style="color: Cyan">DA</span>]]</sup> <sup>[[NecroWatch|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">NW</span>]]</sup> 20:46, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# I support murder -- [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 22:52, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# I believe in Jormey Dent --[[User:Rude Sykes|Rude Sykes]] 22:55, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# yes for jorm! --[[User:Humphreybot|Humphreybot]] 23:17, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# Yes do it! --[[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color: ForestGreen">mo</span>]] [[User talk:Mightyoak|<span style="color: DarkGreen">ヽ(´ー`)ノ </span>]] <sup>[[MCM|<span style="color: DeepSkyBlue ">MCM</span>]] [[MOB|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">MOB</span>]] [[Dribbling Beavers|<span style="color: SaddleBrown">DB</span>]]</sup> 23:44, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# Who else! --[[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 00:55, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Jorm would be a spectacular mayor. --[[User:Marina|Marina]] 00:56, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Jorm taught me everything I know! [[User:Brodez|Brodez]] 01:15, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Hell yeah, the prophet for mayor, you should listen--[[User:ZPK5|ZPK5]] 02:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#Who else could ingest the towns true spirit? --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 06:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Jorm -- he puts the BARHAH back in Malton!  --[[User:Liche|Liche]] 17:14, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# A vote for jorm is a vote for BARHAH!  --[[User:Grrr arggh|Grrr arggh]] 01:33, 24 June 2010 (BST)
# Moonsummoner would want me to do this. [[User:John Ibans|John Ibans]] 01:34, 24 June 2010 (BST)
# BARHAH! AH GRAB BRABAGZ! BRABAGZ ARH BARHAH! --[[User:Shank Case|Shank Case]] 03:47, 26 June 2010 (BST)
# Just the obvious thing to do. --[[User:Mayor|Mayor]] 04:26, 30 June 2010 (BST)
#Because Jorm told me to. {{User:Hardcore Rockabilly/sig}} 10:12, 1 July 2010 (BST)
# the zombies made me do it --[[User:Al-Zarqawi|Al-Zarqawi]] 00:59, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# Hail the commander! --[[User:Godzman|Godzman]] 13:29, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# A VOTE FOR JORM IS A VOTE FOR SNOWBALL II! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 18:53, 3 July 2010 (BST)
#I'm familiar with five or six of the parties' lead candidates. They're all wasting my time by running in this election. Jorm wasted my time the least since he's near the top, meaning I don't have to scroll down to vote. Jorm just saved my time. If you add up all of the time saved by the people who are scrolling down this page, Jorm could have probably saved a lifetime or two worth of time. Thus, Jorm saves lives. If he keeps it up, he'll save everyone's life. Thus, Jorm is the world's savior. That he eats everyone later is no concern of mine. He is the Prophet, after all. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 01:28, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#:And, you know.  I '''will''' eat everyone later.  It is only a matter of time.--[[User:Jorm|jorm]] 05:35, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# A vote for Jorm is a vote for a neww reality! [[User:Rob Ottriu|Rob Ottriu]] 09:24, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Jorm for Master of the Universe, including but not limited to Mayor of Malton.--[[User:CyAdora|CyAdora]] 12:52, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# The one and only mayor of Malton --{{User:WOOT/sig}} 13:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Help, I'm trapped in a voting factory. --{{User:Thari/sig}} 18:36, 5 July 2010 (BST)


===Example Party ===
<span style="font-size:18pt">ṫ͛̌͒̓͋ͯ͠ḧ͊̏ͧ̌ȩͭ̍̏̋̓̍͑ͩ ͊̽͐'''M͑̇͊ͥ̐͒́͝O͑̇͒̈̒Bͭ͊͊͟''' ͯ͒͛͂͂ͥ͜͠i͂ͧͫ̒̐s̶̄͜ ͩ͗̆͆͑C̨͗ͤ͒̑Oͣͪͬ͑̀ͮ̄͒͐Mͪͤͭͯ̓Iͪͯ̍̀̽̕͏N̴͆̔͐͒̽ͦ̓̏̒͡G̀ͥ̓̒ͩ͢͜ ̍ͫͫͪͩ͠͡Ţ͐̎̑̐͛̈́̐͊Ǫ̡̈̐̌ͥ̍ͩ̀ ̴̢̏ͨͬͥ͒̽̑ͨẺ̛ͮ̄ͪ̈́ͣͫͨͤ҉A̡̒T̆͆̃͗ͭ̐͡ ̓̄̂͗͂͛҉͘Y̵ͬ̅̅̇̓̓O̎͝Ų̵̇̐̓.̉̒̐̒͗͢</span>
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<s>[[User:Yonnua Koponen|Yonnua Koponen]]</s> and [[User:MisterGame|Thadeous Oakley]] and [[Example Page|MrSuggestor]]


:<s>I'm winning!--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 13:24, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s> At my most I had seven votes, but I feel I should throw my vote behind someone with a chance of winning. That's right, I'm pulling a John McDonnell.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 22:10, 2 July 2010 (BST)
::Might I humbly request you give the [[#Humanative Party|Humanative Party]] your '''endorsement''', and thus your votes, provided they do not wish to switch to another candidate? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:52, 5 July 2010 (BST)
:::We're writing new rules as we go now? [[Big Bash 3|<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 80%">&hearts;</span>]] [[User:MoonShine|<span style="color:Black">'''Moonie'''</span>]] <small><sup>[[User talk:MoonShine|Talk]] | [[Mayor_of_Malton/2010/Election#Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)|Kyle For Mayor]]</sup></small> 05:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
::::I'm obviously not allowed to do that.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 06:54, 5 July 2010 (BST)
:::::[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeCanRuleTogether We can form a coalition government]! (Also, Moonie, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KangarooCourt I would expect you to know this one].) {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 08:01, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# My vote goes to the honorable gentleman from Dead vs. Blue - {{Ottari/Sig}} 16:33, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#: <s>Here we go! :D --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 16:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s>
# --[[User:Armpit Odor|<span style="color:red"><sup>A</sup><span style="color:green"><sub>O</sub><span style="color:red"><sup>R</sup><span style="color:green"><sub>D</sub><span style="color:red"><sup>M</sup><span style="color:green"><sub>O</sub><span style="color:red"><sup>P</sup><span style="color:green"><sub>R</sub><span style="color:red"><sup>I</sup><span style="color:green"><sub> ! </sub><span style="color:red"><sup>T</sup></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>]] 17:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# For the good work you've done, both in the game, and on the Wiki. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 21:09, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# A vote for Koponen is a vote for... well, I have no idea. He's got a cool name, though.--[[User:Tyx94|Tyx94]] 22:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#:<s>Mudkip! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:58, 26 June 2010 (BST)</s> Changing my vote. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:51, 4 July 2010 (BST)


===Great Blob Party===
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<span class="stealthexternallink">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_Blob The Chilean Blob] represented by High Priest [[User:Dr summeroff| Summeroff.]]
:<s> For the Blob. --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 14:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s>
# My vote goes to the Blob.--[[User:Marinus|Marinus]] 14:30, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# Blob 4 Mayor! [[Image:Yay.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)
# For the Blob!!! --[[User:Dr summeroff|Dr summeroff]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#:{{s|1=ALL HEAIL TEH BLOB --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 01:08, 23 June 2010 (BST)}}
# All Hail the Blob!!! --[[User:Alexander Lamort|Alexander Lamort]] 02:42, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# I vote for the Blob! --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 06:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# All Hail the Great Blob! --{{User:Woenderik/sig2}} 08:54, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Well, he's a spineless blob, but at least we know what we're getting.--{{User:Giles Sednik/sig}} 10:34, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Blob love. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 21:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#:<s>We must panic. --{{User:Bonghit420/sig}} 21:38, 24 June 2010 (BST)</s>
# I give my vote to the great Chilean Blob~ Zenburg/Phozil--[[User:Zagert|Zagert]] 16:47, 27 June 2010 (BST)
#:'''O Great Blob:''' We, your humble servants, do vow to serve you and support your followers in any way possible, provided your priests agree to give us their endorsement. This will include establishing worship of The Blob as the one true State Religion of Malton. What say ye? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 17:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#:: Makes sense to me--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 20:59, 5 July 2010 (BST)


===Green Peace Party ===
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[[User:Imthatguy|Imthatguy]] and [[User:Lithedarkangel|Lithedarkangel]]
#All green and peace little bitches! -{{User:Poodle_of_doom/signiture}} 04:40, 25 June 2010 (BST)


==="Hell Yeah, it's the 80s" Party===
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[[User:Sage Carr|Sage Carr]]


:<s>I have to, or else he'll PK me. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 17:45, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s> This vote is about to close, and the 80's party doesn't look like it could snap victory from the jaws of defeat. I'll vote for Mis instead, RDD is our ally. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 23:53, 3 July 2010 (BST)
<span style="font-size:22pt">H̛̛̛̱͖̮̗͍̥̫̫̖̬̱ͮ̀̑̓͂͗͋̃̊̊ͮͩ̿ͥ̒́͟ ̢̢͖̞͔̭̠̱͚̣̑ͤ̏ͥ̒̀ͭͪ͑͒͗͋̒ͪ̃̚̚ͅB͌͗̽͐̑͐͊̓ͭ́͏̡̙̮̩̹A̵̵̦̮̺͇̬͓͚̙̭̒̈́̀̂͌͒̚̚Ŗ̨̡͇̞̩̘͙̖̠̱͓̟̩̘̩̼̄̓̈́͗̆ͩ̅͌ͣ̈͑͗͝H̢̡͔̳͙̤̗̘̗͙̱͚̻̩̘͐̉ͣ̈̍̅́͢͠Ą̸̮̲̬̜͖̬̘̣̦̗̺̂̔̋̓̍̃̄͂̅̓͛̅͆͗͑H̭͙͕̖͈̖̣̪̝͚̦̠̜͛͑̎͒͋̅̐ͧͪ̉ͧ̌ͭͫ͜ ̸̮̙̰̯̯͎͙̳̹̗̭͇͙̥̪̽̿ͦͭͧͬ̈́̈́̌̈ͩ̏͒ͣ̀͡</span>
<s>Talk about stating the obvious. Everyone knows its still the Eighties. Isn't It? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 19:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s>
<s>I have nothing to say; yet cannot bring myself to leave this blank.</s> [[User:EasilyDistracted|EasilyDistracted]] 23:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
:: Sorry Sage, my vote has been swayed by parental desperation. D: [[User:EasilyDistracted|EasilyDistracted]] 07:16, 5 July 2010 (BST)
<s>I'm only voting on the condition that 80s hairstyles are made mandatory for zombies and survivors alike. --[[User:Target Practice|Target Practice]]</s> -Figured I'll throw my weight behind Mis and the RDD instead.--[[User:Target Practice|Target Practice]] 00:41, 5 July 2010 (BST) 01:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#I can vote for myself, right? RIGHT?? -- {{User:Sage Carr/sig}} 15:11, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#Sage... Sage!... SAGE!!!(VOTE FOR SAGE CARR)BTW, I call mullet. -- {{User:Soraos}} 22:07, 29 June 2010
#--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 02:33, 1 July 2010 (BST)
#:If Sage Carr will give me his endorsement, I promise that I will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, and hurt you. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 22:00, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#::Let's not forget that half of the ticket is in charge of one of Malton's [[Template:Cobra/rdd|80s get-together]] groups. :D {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 22:06, 5 July 2010 (BST)


===Humanative Party===
<span style="font-size:38pt">B̴̛̗̪̼̫͎͌̐̀̆Aͮͭ̊̈ͪ͂͂͒͌͑ͮ̽͛̍̓̉̀̚͟͟҉̳̰̳͓̠̬̲͉̺̲̺̝̩̼R̶̛̙̘̘̫̱̗͕͑ͤ͛̕͟H̺͎̼̪͈̗̗̤̝̪̉̒ͪ̄͆ͣ̾̀͞Ą̱̖̲̰̮̫͍̖͈̘̜͈̝̪̝͆ͥ͌ͭ͌̑̓́̑͆͆ͪ́̕ͅḨ̵̴̝̗̦͇͈͙̗̣̳͙͚͔̥̙͓̦̝͑̊ͪͭ͊ͧ̒̉̽̎̓̈̈̀ͨ̃̍́ͅ ̴̴̧̡̥̲̼̯̞͈̱̪̥̬͖̹̏̃̂͆ͥ̀̚ͅͅͅ</span>
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#I believe in Revenant as a man who will follow through on his promises. Fuck that other guy though. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 14:28, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#The natural choice. --{{User:Jordan Salafack/sig}} 18:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 10:27, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#I believe. -[[User:Austin hunt|<span style="color:green">Austin</span>]] [[User Talk:Austin hunt|<span style="color:blue">Hunt</span>]] 17:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#:{{s|1=Mudkip. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:10, 24 June 2010 (BST)}}
#:But... but... my [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Mudkipz|mudkip]] was bigger, remember....?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 09:00, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#::My brain was just smacked with a Mudkip...My vote is changing... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (BST)
#:::Victory!--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 16:25, 26 June 2010 (BST)
#I will follow Rev anywhere!... except maybe to Texas.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 04:06, 25 June 2010 (BST)
#:Lucky you didn't follow him to Australia, we are all ruled by a woman now. --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 08:42, 25 June 2010 (BST)
#'''MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!''' I mean, yes, for Harmanity and all that jazz. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 15:50, 26 June 2010 (BST)
#:<s>I have to vote for Misantrophy, I have to. (They '''really''' intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --[[User:Michael Barnaby|Michael Barnaby]] 13:02, 3 July 2010 (BST)</s>
#I'm all for Misanthropy. ^_^ --[[User:Shatari|Shatari]] 01:05, 28 June 2010 (BST)
#Step 1: Vote in Misanthropy. Step 2: Screw over Misanthropy at a conference in Europe. Step 3: Fake horrible horrible polls and turn the caucus against him, forcing a vote for the leadership. (Alternative Step 3: Assassinate Misanthropy.) Step 4: Revenant for Mayor! --[[User:Visible One|Visible One]] 03:23, 28 June 2010 (BST)
#:Dude, ix-nay on giving away the whole plan at this stage! …-ay. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:02, 1 July 2010 (BST)
#It is my opinion that they have the unfair advantage of having an Australian in their party, and therefore are guaranteed my vote by default. Now, someone help me remove my cufflinks. [[User:James.Denholm|James.Denholm]] 11:44, 1 July 2010 (BST)
#I don't believe in any of the candidates, and so I am voting for this party because I don't believe in them the most. --{{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 13:29, 1 July 2010 (BST)
#[[User:Symbiote spiderman14|Symbiote spiderman14]] 17:13, 2 July 2010 (BST) Got my vote
#Misanthropy: The least horrible choice! [[User:Malicron|Malicron]] 18:13, 2 July 2010 (BST)
#[[User:Nulungu|Nulungu]] The beast choice for our city 22:25, 2 July 2010 (BST)
#Revenant is obviously the best man for the job, as he is classy and smooth with the ladies. Oh, and that Misanthropy guy too, I guess. -- {{User:Aphelion/sig}} 21:56, 2 July 2010 (BST)
# Voted in wrong place. THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME REV YOU DRUNKARD D:<  But he is the best drunkard for the job. :3 {{user:Claude Garrison/Sig}} 22:08, 2 July 2010 (BST)
# We requires MOAR revenant! I guess misanthropy too. --{{User:The Surgeon General/sig}} 05:19, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# Because a vote for Misanthropy is a vote for misanthropy: a pessimistic distrust of human nature expressed in thought and behavior!--[[User:Belisarius17|Belisarius17]] 05:24, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# We believe in Harvey Dent --[[User:Strata|Strata]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# I'm voting for Misanthropy because we hate the same things. And that's important in an elected official.-- {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 07:25, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# RDD are our friends. Also, moar pinatas. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 23:54, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# Seems like the obvious choice. --{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 01:23, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# This vote was bought with fair trade organic coffee beans {{User:Brad Dahlia/sig1}} 02:56, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# What?!  People are actually voting for these two soul-sucking, blood-thirsty PKers for Mayor of Malton? Sure, count me in.  [[User:Dr Killdare|Dr Killdare]] 03:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# *looks around and places the Ballot in the box and seeks away*--[[User:Carrie Cutter|Carrie Cutter]] 15:07, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# For madness! For chaos! For Misanthropy! For Revenant! (Hey, after we pk everyone, can we nuke 'em? Please?) --[[User:Sam 2334|Sam 2334]] 15:42, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Mmmmmm, blood. --[[User:SergeantSadist|SergeantSadist]] 16:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#I ''shall'' become Malton's Home Secretary! With only 30.5 hours left of this election, YES WE CAN!!!--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 17:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Vote given on the understanding that there will be tea! --{{User:Saralan/sig}} 17:58, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#: There will be scones too if they win. Rev said he'd bake enough for everyone if there was a victory. -- {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 23:59, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# More work for Rev always has my vote --{{User:Gus_Thomas/Sig}} 18:07, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Llamas for Misanthropy Unite!--[[User:Llama|Llama]] 13:20, 4 July 2010 (EST)
#...These guys are blackmailers... >< --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#:Victory for the Humanative Party!--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 18:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#Seems concurrent.-- [[User:HG|HG]] 18:49, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Comrades, the Glorious City shall have to wait a bit longer for the leadership of the Dear Leader - The rule of the kylian oppressor would cause our beloved home to become a fascist hellhole, far from the one and only true path to happiness and prosperity - Me. <s>Besides, the anarchistic ways of Mr. Revenant and Ms. Anthropy will only aid the progress of the awaited uprising.</s> [[User:Oidar|Oidar]] 20:17, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Relevant to my interests! The Darkness shall consume you, even if you hide under your bed! For Justice! - ([[User:Perzeus2|Perzeus]] 20:25, 4 July 2010 (BST))
#Indeed a vote is needed here! ([[User:Zoi El|Zoi El]] 22:16, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# How delightful!  I, Heather, fully support all this boring government stuff or whatever.  [[User:Heather Duke|Heather Duke]] 22:50, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Pkers for mayor--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:38, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# I support Misanthropy and Revenant for the Mayors of Malton, as the leader of the Feral Undead. --[[User:Zorinth|Zorinth]] 23:41, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# I'm all for a little anarchy every now and then. --[[User:Target Practice|Target Practice]] 00:42, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# YES, WE CAN!!!! lol--[[User:Delta Nitroxs LP|Delta Nitroxs LP]] 00:42, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Y'all can put mah vote right up thar with Heather's as supportin' all this here guvermint like stuff, even if ah mahself am of the Libertarian persuasion!--[[User:Heather Peaches|Heather Peaches]] 05:43, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# More work for ya'll is the lesser of two evils. --[[User:Ferrum Leo|Ferrum Leo]] 07:02, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Change + Hope = Hang / Chop. --[[User:JN|JN]] 08:38, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# As a newborn to MOB, Revenant fed, clothed and fathered me to a full grown zambah. I give my full support to him and his cause. Fuck all other contenders as my vote should be the only one that counts, given that I am the highest rank of wench afterall. :D [[User:MadameVelventine|MadameVelventine]] 12:28, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Why settle for the lesser evil?  Since Chuthulu isn't running i'll vote Misanthropy and his running mate Revenant too. Cheers! Kind Regards [[User:Dalt Wisney|Dalt Wisney]] of the GBP. 12:48, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#I love Misanthropy!--[[User:Imadred|Imadred]] 16:18, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#I am not a meatpuppet!--[[User:Xiexie|Xiexie]] 16:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#Fuck you both in the ear. [[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 17:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#Humanative!--[[User:Spudscooking|Spudscooking]] 17:35, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# - I vote for Rev only because Aphelion asked me nicely. -[[User:Lupin|Lupin]] 19:42, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# For epic drunkenness EVER'WHAR! And to awesome Aussie accents! Rev and Misanthropy have my vote! - [[User:Crimsy|Crimsly]] 19:56, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#You have my vote! Now, where's that necrotini you promised?  [[User:QBee|QBee]] 20:21, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I was told to vote here --[[User:Bluewaterdragon|Bluewaterdragon]] 21:04, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I was told to vote here --{{User:Labine50/sig}} 21:49, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#The Humanative Party supports my progressive values!--[[User:Lukehennell|Lukehennell]] 22:13, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I am voting on the internet! --[[User:Dipcup|Dipcup]] 22:19, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I like balls. So hopefully I'm voting for the right party. [[User:Hindyhat|Hindyhat]] 22:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Finally! A party that supports man and beast relationships! AWESOME! [[User:Weezel|Weezel]] 23:12, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#Yonnua Koponen is the greatest meatpuppeter of all time!--[[User:Sebalius|Sebalius]] 23:22, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I am the just sword, I am the cold steel, with blade in hand I shall reap the sins of this world, THE END.. HAS COME. [[User:Balthanin'Naght|Balthanin'Naght]] 01:26, 6 July 2010 (BST)
# I am a voting for Mis cuz he's a cool guy and for Rev for being the <big>'''''ONLY'''''</big> candidate to try to be an actual politician. You know, actually campaigning, contacting voters, employing dirty tactics. During the 2012 election, when Obama knocks on your door, will you take him to court for spamming? Blasphemy! --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 23:25, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I heard Rev was a dirty whore so naturally, I changed my vote. --'''<span style="font-family:Estrangelo Edessa; font-size:14px; color:black">Natasha Fatale</span>'''[[Image:Devil_heart.jpg|22px]] 23:36, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I'm not nearly drunk enough for this. But I shall vote anyway. [[User:Famouspker49|Famouspker49]] 23:40, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Is this where we sign up in order to get their current locations, so as to kill them? Or no? Meh. Whatever. [[User:CarelessWill|CarelessWill]] 23:51, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# This party has my best interests in mind, though I haven't thought of what those interests are yet.--[[User:DJ Deadbeat|DJ Deadbeat]] 00:00, 6 July 2010 (BST)


===Maltonian Separatist Party===
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[[User:Oidar|Oidar]]
: <s>Humans, zombies, donkeys, comrades - Join the Dear Leader in his cause, and break from of foreign oppression! For the Glorious City, for freedom! [[User:Oidar|Oidar]] 14:24, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s>~


===Popsicle Pete Party===
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[[Popsicle Pete]]
#None of you are safe! [[User:KurtCocaine|KurtCocaine]] 22:30, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#:Vote for us and we will give you a cabinet position. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 13:54, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#:Vote for Kyle and we'll give you <b>two</b> [[Big Bash 3|<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 80%">&hearts;</span>]] [[User:MoonShine|<span style="color:Black">'''Moonie'''</span>]] <small><sup>[[User talk:MoonShine|Talk]] | [[Mayor_of_Malton/2010/Election#Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)|Kyle For Mayor]]</sup></small> 13:58, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#::That is anatomically un-possible! <tt>D:</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 19:29, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#::Maybe for YOU it is, but for Kyle anything is possible! {{User:Dudemeister/sig}} 23:55, 5 July 2010 (BST)


===Thermonuclear Party===
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[[User:Sam 2334|Sam 2334]]


<s>Vote for me, and I won't nuke Malton.</s> --[[User:Sam 2334|Sam 2334]] 18:48, 24 June 2010 (BST)
<span style="font-size:22pt">B̸̡̞͖̙̔ͥ̄͑͒ͫͥ͂̌̾́͌̿̾́͢͝A̶̲̯̲̯͚̯̬͉ͧ͗ͨ͛̄ͨ͊̕ͅR̶̴̩̯͉̟͇̝̟̺̺̖̣͎̦̀ͤͨ͆̎ͩ͆̑̌ͭ͘H̡̧̦̳̪̬͕̺̠̼͖̦̹̱̙̩͎̜̍ͥͣ̈́͊́̈͞͝ͅA̷̼̪͉͚̗͖̦͙̼̲͔̙͂̂̂̃ͨ̾̃́ͥ̂̓́͡H̩͓̖̣̻̻̬͚̙̞̲̦͕̝̘ͪͫͮ͑̏͑̒ͣͣ̀͂͊ͫ͋̀̚͟͢͡ͅ ̸̡͎̣̟̲͚̮͎͔̝̦͋ͫͩ͐̾̉ͥ͐ͭͩͧ́͌̌̓</span>
:JOIN US, AND WE CAN "WON'T NUKE MALTON"… TOGETHER! <tt>>:D</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 14:49, 4 July 2010 (BST)
::Agreed. My vote is yours. Really, this was just for teh lolz. --[[User:Sam 2334|Sam 2334]] 15:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)


===Voter Apathy Party===
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[[User:Red Hawk One|Red Hawk One]]
#...whatever. [[User:Kakugori|kakugori]] 00:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#...sure... ...and about that snack run?--[[User:Ender 101|Ender 101]] 00:25, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#My dart landed on this name, I think. . . so, whatever.--[[User:Bane Croooow|Bane Croooow]] 22:48, 29 June 2010 (BST)
#everything's eventual, right?--[[User:Sasha belle|Sasha belle]] 02:34, 30 June 2010 (BST)
#:[[User:Red Hawk One|Red Hawk One]], if I offer you absolutely nothing at all, can I convince you to endorse the [[#Humanitive Party]]? <tt>;)</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 19:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#::Red's already expressed absolutely no interest in any form of poilitical deal. This is a wasted avenue of interaction, really.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 21:29, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#:::Nothing ventured, nothing gained! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 22:24, 5 July 2010 (BST)


===Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)===
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[[User:KyleStyle|KyleStyle]]
#Voteginity ;) [[Big Bash 3|<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 80%">&hearts;</span>]] [[User:MoonShine|<span style="color:Black">'''Moonie'''</span>]] <small><sup>[[User talk:MoonShine|Talk]] | [[Mayor_of_Malton/2010/Election#Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)|Kyle For Mayor]]</sup></small> 15:18, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#FOR EVERYTHING '10 --{{User:Drawde/Sig}} 16:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#He is my mamah and I love him. --{{User:N0RDAK/Sig}} 20:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#[[User:KyleStyle|KyleStyle]] 21:14, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#:<s>Kyle has my vote! (They intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --[[User:Michael Barnaby|Michael Barnaby]] 21:25, 22 June 2010 (BST)</s>
#I would have a woman's love for kyle, if kyle was one {{User:Dudemeister/sig}} 22:29, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#I'm voting for a Style, and its name is Kyle!--[[User:Naozi|Naozi]] 22:45, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#I started using KyleStyle about a year ago.  Before that, I can't even remember what life was like.  Even when I was younger and had a normal sex life, it still wasn't as good as it is now.  I feel like KyleStyle has helped me to discover my sexual self. --[[User:Rufus T Bonemarrow|Rufus T Bonemarrow]] 15:47, 22 June 2010 (MST)
#I am SpuD and I vote for KyleStyle because he is. --[[User:Spud|Spud]] 22:53, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#Our Zombiecratic party has always had the best interest of Joe Six-Brain in mind. Long live Freedom! --[[User:Bobs Aturd|Bobs Aturd]] 22:57, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#[[User:Zoutroi|Zoutroi]] 23:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
#Go Kyle go!--[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] 00:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#Why change things up? KyleStyle's benevolence has kept Malton a safe and happy Eden secure from the rest of the world's pants-wearing insanity since the time immemorial. -- {{User:Marcusfilby/sig}} 01:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
# Kylestyle is is better than a kitten dipped in hot fudge.  He's got my vote!  --[[User:Globule13|Globule13]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (BST)
#It's 3 AM. Do you know where your KyleStyle is? --<font face="arial"><font size="2">[[User:Skoll | <span style="color: Maroon">Skoll</span>]]</font></font> <sup>[[User_talk:Skoll |<span style="color: black">Talk</span>]] | [[RRF | <span style="background:black; padding-right:2px;padding-left:2px; font-family: impact; color:red">RRF</span>]]</sup><span style="color: black">[[Gore_Corps | <span style="background:black; padding-right:2px;padding-left:2px; font-family: impact; color:yellow">Gore Corps</span>]][[Big_Bash_3 | <span style="background:white; padding-right:2px;padding-left:2px; font-family: impact; color:red">BB3</span>]] 16:04, 23 June 2010 (BST)</span>
#Indeedasauruses. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 01:03, 24 June 2010 (BST)
# KYLE FOR EVERYTHING! [[User:Kiali|Kiali]] 01:47, 24 June 2010 (BST)
# ALL HAIL KYLESTYLE!!--[[User:Agent Sandman|Agent Sandman]] 04:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
# I have no fucking idea who this kyle ass clown is----[[User:Sexualharrison|sexualharrison]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] ¯\([[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]])/¯ 04:56, 24 June 2010 (BST)
# Kyle for Everything!--{{User:Chekken/sig}} 05:12, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#A vote for Kylestyle is a vote for Senergy! --{{User:Senergy/Sig}} 05:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#By far the most qualified candidate. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 19:49, 24 June 2010 (BST)
#KYLESTYLE HELPED ME CUM OUT OF THE CLOSET ;O ILU <3 --[[User:ZR|ZR]] 21:51, 27 June 2010 (BST)
#Vote for the Zambah dream, vote Kyle! [[User:Dolly Departed|Dolly Departed]] 09:41, 29 June 2010 (BST)
# :D :D :D --{{User:Jasonjason/sig}} 04:02, 3 July 2010 (BST)
# --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:00, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#Kyle has the zombie AND harman training to lead Malton to a bright new future! [[User:Tim The Incredulous|Tim The Incredulous]] 00:21, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Is this a +1 thread yet?--[[User:Stormyfs|Stormyfs]] 00:34, 4 July 2010 (BST)
# Why isn't Kyle elected already!? --{{User:Da_Ninja/sig}} 09:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#Kylestyle for office he is the Zambah for teh job--[[user:Svenswanson]] 17:16 4 July 2010 (BST)
#:<s>Only because the Humanative and Example Parties are ping-ponging my vote. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:52, 4 July 2010 (BST)</s>
#:Every hour that you leave your vote under this header, I shall kill a mudkip. They can only be saved by you changing your vote to Misanthropy.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 17:55, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#::I'll also de-link your sig on all of my pages.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 17:57, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#:::So that's if I leave this vote here, eh?  In that case.  I abstain from voting.  Now no one shall have my vote! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:59, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#::::Read the only way they can be saved in my comment above.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 18:09, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#:::::The dead Mudkips shall rise from the dead as banelings. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:14, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#::::::I have released my Mudkip hostages.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 18:28, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#Sudden change of mind. Plus Mr. Mimindahu said it was the only way to get the island back. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:02, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#Thatcher for PM, Adward made me.--[[User:Bertrum|Bertrum]] 22:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#Ahm namhz..for Kyle!--[[User:Roselle|Roselle]] 22:08, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#[[User:Kir|Kir]] 23:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)
#I mean, i haven't read this Wiki or interacted with Kyle for at least a year, but i know for a fact that he is qualified for any emergency - be it cockspiders or legislation on euthanasia, he is ready. --[[User:Rddr|Rddr]] 23:28, 4 July 2010 (GMT)
# :3 --[[User:Hawke2019|Hawke2019]] 02:29, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# KYLE FOR EVERYTHING <3 [[User:Odiepoes|Odiepoes]] 03:04, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# KYLE FOR YAYBS!! --[[User:The Great Tatro|The Great Tatro]] 06:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# A vote for a Kyle is a vote for a everything. [[User:Tarman2007|Tarman2007]] 01:55, 5 July 2010 (EDT)
#Mah zambah brazzah!! BARHAH! {{User:Prep/sig}} 07:16, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# FOR PARENTAL DESPERATION AND SWASHBUCKLING! -- [[User:EasilyDistracted|EasilyDistracted]] 07:17, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#Since changing votes in the last minute is all the craze --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 07:18, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#I'll vote for you. <3 --[[User:Miss Elainious|Miss Elainious]] 07:34, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#KYLE! I love you!! At least that's what I was instructed to say... so you have my vote! - [[User:Flaming Pie|Flaming Pie]] 09:46, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#KYLE HAS STYLE, and my vote!!! [[User:Chirsfur|Chirsfur]] 09:52, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# just has to be done :3 [[User:Jimbob mcsheep|Jimbob mcsheep]] 10:11, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I said I wasn't going to vote because it is just too hard to pick between my friends. :(  But I love you, Kyle!  And, if I could be like anyone else in the world, it'd be you.  So that's why I am voting for you to be Mayor.  --{{User:Fifth_Element/sig}} 10:38, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#: {{s|1=Kylestyle is gay--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 13:34, 5 July 2010 (BST)}}<small> you can only vote once --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 15:41, 5 July 2010 (BST) </small>
# A zombie for Mayor? Why not? If I'm going to get eaten I'd rather it be by someone with integrity. [[User:JackAscii|JackAscii]] 14:38, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Woot woot! --[[User:Lucy Daniels|Lucy Daniels]] 17:07, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Gimme plenty of BARHAH! If you don't I'll assassinate you. --[[User:Technical Foul|Technical Foul]] 13:20, 5 July 2010 (EST)
# jizztastic. --[[User:StabbySpazzOut|StabbySpazzOut]] 20:50, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# I hereby throw my lodging in with Kyle because he's a damn nice fellow and he smells great! --[[User:NecroFeelYa|NecroFeelYa]] 21:05, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# [[User:MsSantaa|MsSantaa]] 22:15, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# He does indeed smell great [[User:MikeaveLi|MikeaveLi]] 22:26, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# This truely is a great time for Malton [[User:Backlash13|Backlash13]] 22:47, 5 July 2010 (BST)
#BECAUSE REVENANT IS A DIRTY WHORE[[User:H0000ar|H0000ar]] 23:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# His platform is so solid, I feel like I could build a house on it.  OR TEN!  --[[User:Jack Foxfire|Jack Foxfire]] 23:58, 5 July 2010 (BST)
# Totally digging the Kyle [[User:Crusty42|Crusty42]] 00:26, 6 July 2010 (BST)
# [[User:Idunnowhattodo|Idunnowhattodo]] 00:56, 6 July 2010 (BST)
# [[User:Moochi|Moochi]] 01:00, 6 July 2010 (BST)


==Results==


Results will be announced at the close of voting.


The winner is the Humanative Party, by a margin of 6 votes. Congratulations to [[User:Misanthropy|Misanthropy]] and [[User:Revenant|Revenant]], Mayor and Deputy Mayor of malton respectively, and thanks to everybody who took part!--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 01:02, 6 July 2010 (BST)
:The Humanative Party recieved 65 votes, with 38% of the total vote, the Zombiecratic Party had 59, at 34%, and the Barhah party came third with 16% of the vote. There were 173 votes total.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 01:04, 6 July 2010 (BST)
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<big><big><big><big><big>Wooooooooooooo!</big></big></big></big></big>


Stay tuned, folks. We're parting pretty hard here at [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ww1mxQaHy0 City Hall], but once we've run out of hookers and blow, we have an announcement that may shock you.
<span style="font-size:32pt">M̢̎͐͌ͤͩͣ̃ͯ̂ͪ͒̾̽̅ͥ̒̽҉̺̠͓̗̰͎̺̻̮̯̩͉̕͟͟A̷̬͙̬̖̳̹̞̖̹ͨ̄̀ͥ̅̇ͯͭ̐̉ͤ̍̄̈́͛̂̏̍H̸̸͈̥͈̟̞̤ͦͮͮ̇̄ͨ́̕͜B̷̢̫̩̲̤̥̱͇͈̳͇̪̺͙͇̭̳͆̃̋̋̍ͫͣͧ̊ͣ̿ͮͩ͆̚͡</span>


''"We'll lead as two kings..."'' {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 01:08, 6 July 2010 (BST)


Thank you, Malton. Retribution shall be <s>swift and painless</s> slow and painful. Wait I think I did that wrong. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:12, 6 July 2010 (BST)




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Revision as of 05:37, 6 July 2010

The Mayoral Election of 2010

Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a Great Fire swept the city. In 2005, the city was over-run by zombies. But in 2007, the city chose to elect a new mayor to preside over the madness. That mayor was Murbulskond. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...

Voting Concluded

As expected, Jorm is mayor. He has always been the mayor of Malton, and always will be.

You are his food. This is the way things have always been and will always be. No voting is required; you live and die by his will.


M̎̐͊ͩ͋͆̍A̶͑̚H̛ͨB̴ͩ̿ ̿̎̍̽ͪ̎͞MÄ̡́̈́Hͩ̏̄́B͒̋̓̊̄̿ ̔̎̔B͂́A͡Rͤ̿̀H̀Ą̾͌́Ḩ̈̂




ṫ͛̌͒̓͋ͯ͠ḧ͊̏ͧ̌ȩͭ̍̏̋̓̍͑ͩ ͊̽͐M͑̇͊ͥ̐͒́͝O͑̇͒̈̒Bͭ͊͊͟ ͯ͒͛͂͂ͥ͜͠i͂ͧͫ̒̐s̶̄͜ ͩ͗̆͆͑C̨͗ͤ͒̑Oͣͪͬ͑̀ͮ̄͒͐Mͪͤͭͯ̓Iͪͯ̍̀̽̕͏N̴͆̔͐͒̽ͦ̓̏̒͡G̀ͥ̓̒ͩ͢͜ ̍ͫͫͪͩ͠͡Ţ͐̎̑̐͛̈́̐͊Ǫ̡̈̐̌ͥ̍ͩ̀ ̴̢̏ͨͬͥ͒̽̑ͨẺ̛ͮ̄ͪ̈́ͣͫͨͤ҉A̡̒T̆͆̃͗ͭ̐͡ ̓̄̂͗͂͛҉͘Y̵ͬ̅̅̇̓̓O̎͝Ų̵̇̐̓.̉̒̐̒͗͢


b̶̶̮͎̟̼̘͖̘͉͔̦̠̝̤̳̹͉̎̆́̎ͥ́ͅa̸̡̰̪̗͎̠̹̠̪̪̻͖̘̥̩̪͈͇ͦ̇̅͟řͧ̈ͭͪ̿̋̌̋͂͑͛͟͏͘͟͏̜̭̮̞̫͕̖̤̺̲̜͙̖͍̩̼̰̻h͓̣̰͚̠̯̠̼̜̦ͭ̑ͣͯ̋͌ͬ́̊ͮ͡͠a̵̡̭͙̘͓͕͒ͫ͆ͫ̌ͯ͒́ͫ̽ͤͬ̕͠͝ͅh̵̨̲̙̪̱͕̦͉͎̙̘̫͚̳̭͍́͂ͮ̐ͤ͋̄̾͊͒̇ͫ̃ͨͧͤ̓ͦͅ ̷̟͔̭̬̒̑ͥͥ̊̊̃͐̔̂̓̽̒̌ͦ̍̽̌͟͞Ḅ̸̵͚͇̥͔̩͍͍͔̜̪̖̜̼͎̾͛͐ͨͫͭͯ͊͐̒͆͋̑̀̈́̔͘͝A̛͙̗̤͇̠̜̤̙͚̙̓̈̈͛͑ͩ̎ͪ͟R̡͂ͧ͆̃͋͊͗̈́ͫ́͑ͤ̉̽̈́ͯͤͧ̚͏̥͎̻̰̤̙ͅḧ̛̘̗͚͎̠͕͍́ͬͪ̃̾ͤͨ̏ͫͦ̒ͮ̂ͩ́ͤ́̕͜a̧̯̥͎̠̥̝̲̠̳̣̣͎͙̤̫̗̽͐ͨͪ̄͗ͭ̋̕h͙͍̞̘̻̜͈͎̩̳̼̩͙̘̬̮̱̱̅̋̿̿̄ͩͭ̾ͫ̔͆̈́ͥ̇̍̏ͫͤ̀͢͜͡ͅ ̯͔͎̗͎̾ͮ̈ͤ̋́ͯͨ̉̉͋̅̉̈́̽͘͡B̵̝̟͓̫̟̳͕͎͓̠͚͈͕̍̍ͪͨ͆̓̀͘A̸̝͈͍̬̹̜̻̖ͬ͋͗ͩ̋͛́̚͘͞ͅR̸̷̢͕̣̞̺̻̜͇̮̫̟̓̾̾̔̅ͯͧ̾̐ͣ̊̑̀͡Ḥ̷̰̩͎̩̬̤̥ͭ̌͊ͬ͢͟A̶̢ͦͯͨ̆͑ͤ̋̅̃͏͇͇͍͙͈͘͡H̡̛̖͕͔̗͉̼͖͖̮͋̊ͬ̍̒ͭ̂̍̋ͨ̋̄ͭ͜ ̵̸ͭͥ̋ͤͤ̏̿ͯ̈͋͊̽ͥ͒̿̾̔͂̚͏͍̟̟͙͇̟̖͘b̴ͬ̒ͧ̄̓̄ͥͤ͗͛͠҉̵͓̟͎̥͚̥a̶̢̨̖͙̪̩̲͎̙̦ͮ̏͊̃ͪ̈́̓̎̓͑̐̾͡r̛̅̂̎͒ͦ̒̒ͬ́̋̅͒̌̎̄̈̂͏̡̱̯̥͉̮͚̩̬̦͎̬̯̯͙͙͚͖͟͡H̷̸̨̘̠̳̫̥̱͈̱̘̦̣̰͕ͮ̍ͦ̉̾̔̆̇ͦ͌͆͗ͤ͗̇ͅͅa̵̢̰͚̙̱̪̤̱̘̠̠̻̭̝ͫ͊͆̄̉̌ͩͫ̐͑̎ͦͬͤ̊ͅh̴̪̮̠̙ͨ̇ͦ̓ͮ̑ͅͅ ̴̷̴̢̛̖̮̹̠͚̋͌͛̂ͤ̋̂̿͗̍ͣ̍̽̽̿͑h̓ͬ͒ͭͨ͋̍̈́͑̈́͐ͧͣͯ͏̸̨̡̦͍̙̮͙̝̫̟͕̥̰͇͚̯̹̣͟á̧̘̝͉͉̱̰͚̝͉̫̬͔̹̰̬͖͚̝ͨͧ̽͆̍̎̓͢hͯͯͭ͑̔̒ͮ̍ͥͩͤͯ̒͊̏ͥͦ̕͏̢̬͔̲̱̩͜͠ͅa̐ͪ̉̋̄҉̧̰̼̗͖̫̣̖̰̠͓͍̝̖̩͖̳̗̫̀͢ ̶̴̖̱̺̣͚̟̹͙̰̰̜̰ͪ̂̋́ͮ͋ͮạ̢̧̛̰͖̻͓͕̙̭̯̪̲̼̜̳̥̤̺̫͚ͥ̈̑ͯ̽͛̋̏̎ͭ̽ͮ͠͡ḧ̴̛̖̳̤͉̠̫͐̄ͦͨ̉ͥ͂ͯͤ̆̿͆͑̉̈́̕͝ ̴̳̖̥̙͂͒̿͑͋ͫͮ̇ͤͪ̓ͭ̃̚Bͪͨ͑̈̇̌̒͂̚͏̴̘̣̦̩͔͙̱̯͍̠̟̀̀̀A̸̢͈̝̤̯̽͛͋̅̆͛ͣ̑ͩ̑̇͜R̷̵͈̻̫͔͗ͬͧ̽̒͑̽ͩͨͩ̚H̷̛̛̘̮̣͇̲̰̲͚̳̼̣͛̿̓̏́̿ ̸͉̮̘̙̻̪̰̗͎̝͍̭̄̍͗͛̒̑̊ͨͦͣ̀̕̕Ȁ̸̧̤͔̞̝̼̀ͦͦͨ̔̂͌ͣ͒͐͑͂ͯ̽̍̚͡ͅh̯̖͍̟̺͇͎͙̗͈̺͚͎̰̰ͪ́ͭ́ͥ̾̓̕͘͝a̶̝̜̳͕͍̼͔͇̼̗̲̜̹̺̫̟̪ͤ̂̄̎̐̏̓̈́ͫͮͣͪ̉̽̀ ͊ͮ͌̏ͣͫ̋̂͊̒ͭͩ̏͏̵͔̣̱̺͎̹̺̯̞̜̠͚̺̪͓͙͕́Ȧ̢̢ͯ͊ͥ́ͯ̎ͦ͐̽͆̅͐̆̑͑̂͆͢͜͏̟̣̬̟̬̟̻̝͚̬̦̭̥̖͎̰̩̯ͅH̷ͭ͌ͮ̈ͬͯ̇̓ͦ̎͛ͨ̓͐͌͒͊̿͏̖̥̫̠͖Ã̂̋̌̆ͧ̀ͯ̈́ͬ͑̂̚҉҉̞͓͕̪̬͖͕̟̙̰͈̦̪̺͕͕͓͕͓ ̷̖̞̰͔̬̮̮̰̣̼̪̘͚̦̥̞̐̉̆̓͛̾͌͟B̨̧̯̟͙̘̱̥̝̼̜͊̅̓̍͂ͣ́̕͡ͅH̴̶͙̼͇̤͎̗̫͔̬͖͓̗ͦͮ̏̾͆ͪ̿̐̄̀̋͗̽͌̕H̺̜̮̙̙̺̥͖̪̯̫͉̖̪̑ͤͮͩ̐̆́̕͢͡ͅͅA̸̛̛̳̰͕̯̫ͫ̈̐ͥ̅̽̇ͦ̀ͯ͂̇̂̽̀̍ͯ͂̓͘͢ ̷̴̧̧͍̜̠͚̩̫̭͓̖͕͍̲̗͖̞̗̗̗̊̄̿̅̀̚̕A̴̠̺̺͕̹̹͖̭̪̯͍̳̙͕̩̱̾̾ͭ̉̓̈́͋̆̃͂ͬ̔͆ͧ̐̍́͢ͅR̡̜̰͈̥̲͎͈͕͚͚͎̟̗͍͙͉̟̥͉̽̆̓ͪ̀͘Rͪͯ͋ͪ̑҉̴̴̡̘̘̬̜͎̙͇̟̺͞Ḩ̛̩̖͉̪̖̘̭͓ͬ̎ͫͦ̌̅̊͂́A̻̮͉̙͇̦͍̻̺̯͔͚̩͍̫̭̭̓̔ͯ̑ͪ͛̈ͮ̍ͩ͆͆͐́̐̇̄͐́̕͡ ̸͎̘̞̲͎̹͕ͬ͌̽̎͞ͅ ̼̼̥̱̪̳̹̯̂͂̎̾̕͜͞ͅBͮ͌ͫ҉̵̥̣͉̙̪͙̣̜̰̖͔̟͖̜̗̣͔ͅÁ̧̧̳͍̠̳̠͙̭͍̬̳̗̤̥͐̽ͨ̇̉̾̽̓͒̓ͥ́̚͢͜ͅŖ̵̸̰̦̳̟͚̹̥͍̤͖̬͂ͯͦͬͭͦ̌̿ͬ̎̽͑̅̕͘Ḩ̸̈̿ͧ͋̃́̏̌ͣ͗ͮ̀́҉̧̲̬̤̻̬̝Ă͍͔̟͇͉͉̹͎͖͙̺̗̰͍̟̘ͩ̅ͫͭ͗̄ͩͦͥ́͜ͅͅͅḨ̵͓̻͙̜̳͕̱̻̪̠̲̫̼͉̩̑̿ͤ̍̓͌͆̊ͧͣ͂̈́ͧͨͯ̐̉̓̃̕͠͠ ̨̧̜̱͍̠̦̫̝͍̩̹̼͉͆̂̆̆ͩͦ̋̉͂͘͠ͅB̴̧̼͙̲̲̙̝̣̳̗̫̹͖̱͕̣ͨ̔̊͐̀̀͝͠A̶͔͖͕̙̣͈̠͚̖̥̠̝͚͚̟̠̗̯̍̊͗̏̓̆ͭ̃̒̏͐̾̏ͤͫ̎͢͡͞͞R̸̶͖̩̩̗̱̲ͧ̊͆͋́̕H̷̡̯̩̺ͣ̏͂̄̈́̋̂̄͆̋̊͋́͝ͅA̷̦̘̗̙̳̤̯̻͕̟̮̠̟̼̮̜̖̺̎̒ͥͤͨ̍͌̈́͛̓ͧ̂́́͠Ḩ̽̒ͥ̀̂͗̒̂ͤͩ͡͏̻͔̰̥͈̦̞͚͍͍̰̩̹̳ ̛̣͚ͦ̿̃̋̑̽̀ͬ̐̑̉ͮ́ͅB̸̛̳̙̦̺̙̥̱̘̹̩̪̗̰͎̲͍̐ͥ̂͂̎͊ͬ̿͂̽͘͜͡A͔͚̯̜͇̹̺̭̲̞̤̝̥̖͎̲͐̍́͒ͤͬͬ̉̇ͦ́̚͜͞Ȓ̛ͫ̀̈̚҉̢̥̠̝͇͍Hͭ͗͋ͣ̑͋̄ͩ͐͌̆͊̾̊̊҉͉̲̙̪̳̙͔̝̙̖̞̝̭̝͘͝A͗͆ͣͤ̇ͦ̆̈́̔̊ͬ͡͏̵̼̟͎̠̮̰͓̘̮̦͖͘


H̛̛̛̱͖̮̗͍̥̫̫̖̬̱ͮ̀̑̓͂͗͋̃̊̊ͮͩ̿ͥ̒́͟ ̢̢͖̞͔̭̠̱͚̣̑ͤ̏ͥ̒̀ͭͪ͑͒͗͋̒ͪ̃̚̚ͅB͌͗̽͐̑͐͊̓ͭ́͏̡̙̮̩̹A̵̵̦̮̺͇̬͓͚̙̭̒̈́̀̂͌͒̚̚Ŗ̨̡͇̞̩̘͙̖̠̱͓̟̩̘̩̼̄̓̈́͗̆ͩ̅͌ͣ̈͑͗͝H̢̡͔̳͙̤̗̘̗͙̱͚̻̩̘͐̉ͣ̈̍̅́͢͠Ą̸̮̲̬̜͖̬̘̣̦̗̺̂̔̋̓̍̃̄͂̅̓͛̅͆͗͑H̭͙͕̖͈̖̣̪̝͚̦̠̜͛͑̎͒͋̅̐ͧͪ̉ͧ̌ͭͫ͜ ̸̮̙̰̯̯͎͙̳̹̗̭͇͙̥̪̽̿ͦͭͧͬ̈́̈́̌̈ͩ̏͒ͣ̀͡

B̴̛̗̪̼̫͎͌̐̀̆Aͮͭ̊̈ͪ͂͂͒͌͑ͮ̽͛̍̓̉̀̚͟͟҉̳̰̳͓̠̬̲͉̺̲̺̝̩̼R̶̛̙̘̘̫̱̗͕͑ͤ͛̕͟H̺͎̼̪͈̗̗̤̝̪̉̒ͪ̄͆ͣ̾̀͞Ą̱̖̲̰̮̫͍̖͈̘̜͈̝̪̝͆ͥ͌ͭ͌̑̓́̑͆͆ͪ́̕ͅḨ̵̴̝̗̦͇͈͙̗̣̳͙͚͔̥̙͓̦̝͑̊ͪͭ͊ͧ̒̉̽̎̓̈̈̀ͨ̃̍́ͅ ̴̴̧̡̥̲̼̯̞͈̱̪̥̬͖̹̏̃̂͆ͥ̀̚ͅͅͅ



B̸̡̞͖̙̔ͥ̄͑͒ͫͥ͂̌̾́͌̿̾́͢͝A̶̲̯̲̯͚̯̬͉ͧ͗ͨ͛̄ͨ͊̕ͅR̶̴̩̯͉̟͇̝̟̺̺̖̣͎̦̀ͤͨ͆̎ͩ͆̑̌ͭ͘H̡̧̦̳̪̬͕̺̠̼͖̦̹̱̙̩͎̜̍ͥͣ̈́͊́̈͞͝ͅA̷̼̪͉͚̗͖̦͙̼̲͔̙͂̂̂̃ͨ̾̃́ͥ̂̓́͡H̩͓̖̣̻̻̬͚̙̞̲̦͕̝̘ͪͫͮ͑̏͑̒ͣͣ̀͂͊ͫ͋̀̚͟͢͡ͅ ̸̡͎̣̟̲͚̮͎͔̝̦͋ͫͩ͐̾̉ͥ͐ͭͩͧ́͌̌̓




M̢̎͐͌ͤͩͣ̃ͯ̂ͪ͒̾̽̅ͥ̒̽҉̺̠͓̗̰͎̺̻̮̯̩͉̕͟͟A̷̬͙̬̖̳̹̞̖̹ͨ̄̀ͥ̅̇ͯͭ̐̉ͤ̍̄̈́͛̂̏̍H̸̸͈̥͈̟̞̤ͦͮͮ̇̄ͨ́̕͜B̷̢̫̩̲̤̥̱͇͈̳͇̪̺͙͇̭̳͆̃̋̋̍ͫͣͧ̊ͣ̿ͮͩ͆̚͡





ͬ́ͦ̾̈͗͐ͦͭ̒ͮͫ͏̴͝҉̡̰̜̪͔̙͖̯͇̬͇̝̱͓Mͬ̉̓̎ͪ̽ͤ̾ͩ̿̅̓҉̸̶̘̪͈̘̝̝̙̯͞A̧̰̖̲̟͕̗̫̤̰̼̦ͧͥ̓ͨ͆̿͜͡͠ͅH̡̡̩̣̟͓̲̩̝̥̝͚̲̩̘̃̍ͭ͌͋͐͒ͬ́̽̃ͬ͟͠ͅB̩͕͉̣̄̈́̇̐̌͢͡͡͠





̸̧̣͓̣̺͈̲͈̗̦͚̰̯͈͇̀͌̍̿̊ͣͮ̊͑̐̈́̐̒ͥ̓̚͢͢͢M̷̗͇͈͚̖̹̭̑ͦ̋̾ͩ̿̓ͪ̂ͧ́͘͟ͅAͨ̃ͭ̀̑ͭ̄̽҉̷̸̟̠̹͍̙̞̲̲͖͎͘̕Ḥ̶̻̼̪̪͙̪̙͈͍̣͍̯͙̗̙͆͌̒ͪͤ̾ͬͫͮ̑͊͋ͭ̈̚͘B̢̗̬̯̗̟̻̪̺͚̘̦̺͔̺̝̖̟̺͛̊̓̎ͩͮͣ̎̾ͩ̎͛̐̚͠ͅ




M̈́̉͊ͧ͋ͩͬ͗ͫͫ͆ͦ̇̚҉̵̴̗͔̮A̸̡̦̳͕̪͕̰̹̖̙̺͉͖̪̐̎̄ͨ̀ͣͬ̀̚̕ͅH̜͇͈̺̳̟̖̰̯̋̓̒̎̑ͤͣ̿ͧ̍̂ͧͩ̓̕͢ͅB̷̍ͥ̒̇̿̑̈́ͣ҉̛̝͓̙͖͔͍̳̬̥̣̦̬̗͔̀



M̴̧̖̻͎̮̉̐̅͛͊ͤ́Ą̵̉ͣ͌̑̇ͦ̄̂҉̱̭͕̘̬̳͖̤͓̺̟͚́͜ͅHͬ̀͋ͩ͑̔̀͛̈́ͪͫ̆ͦ͢͜͠͝҉̖͓̘̠̝͍͕͖̬͎͕̟B̵̗̭̹̖̭̭̼̖͎̮̱̂ͫͯͯ͋͊͟͞ͅ