Misconbitragnarok

Misconbitragnarok
Abbreviation:	MCR
Group Numbers:	Everybody, whether they know it or not.
Leadership:	Destiny
Goals:	Spread word of the end times.
Recruitment Policy:	All will play their fated part.
Contact:	Unnecessary, all men will soon forsake one another.

—An spam age, a sword age- bans will be given- a troll age, a vandal age— before the wiki goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another.

The number of players on the server continues to drop. Arguments on the wiki have gotten progressively sillier. Users have broken into squabbling groups. But wait! The old members have returned. All the heroes and villains of bygone ages are marching back. Could this be a new Renaissance? Will we finally put our differences behind us and usher in a bright new era for UD?

....

Heck no, we're all going to kill each other. This is the end people, the final winter before the final battle that will destroy the wiki for good. So rather than enjoying your final moments, join us here at Misconbitragnarok to piece together the grim portents pointing the way to Armageddon.

Signs of the Apocalypse

Post happenings on the wiki that you take as incontrovertible proof of the impending apocalypse.

• April 22, 2011 - Amazing unbanned. Birds (probably) start dying en masse (or something). --Zaruthustra
• May 6, 2011 - Survivor numbers drop below 3000 (20%). Christmas tree numbers drop to 1. --Zaruthustra
• May 7, 2011 - Misconbitragnarok formed. --Zaruthustra

Grim Prognostications

Tell us how its going to go down.

1. Misconbitragnarok occurs. Amazing and Zaruthustra destroy each another, adbots become so numerous their spam spans the heavens and the earth. Kevan is devoured trying to stop them. --Zaruthustra
2. Goons. Goons everywhere. --Zaruthustra

Coincidences

Goons and spam bots appearing at the same in udwiki... a coincidence ? --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[talk] [wcdz]} 06:11, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Goons and a udwiki software update happening at the same time ... coincidence??????????????????????? --|||||||||||||||||||||||| 07:25, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Spam bots appeared 10 times a day for months before goons. just saying. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 08:07, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Amazing and Kevan returning at the same time... coincidence?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:24, 8 May 2011 (BST)

bin Laden dies at the same time... coincidence? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:22, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Goons appear when people stop paying attention to Charlie Sheen... Coincidence?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 12:23, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Goons appear when prince william gets married. coincidence? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 13:14, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Amazing is unbanned on easter, when that other beardo was ressurected... coincidence ? --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[talk] [wcdz]} 13:37, 8 May 2011 (BST)

David Cameron proposes a no-fly zone in Libya, Humans can't fly... coincidence?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:40, 8 May 2011 (BST)

3 old wiki users become sysops within the space of a month. Coincidence? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 13:43, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Neither Hagnat nor Yonnua spell coincidence with a capital c... coincidence?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:48, 8 May 2011 (BST)

The Book of the Damned

Raise the black lanterns! Preach the doom of the wiki! Let all know of their end, that they may play their part! Also put this template in your profile!

	Misconbitragnarok
	This user can see the end fast approaching.

• --Zaruthustra^{Still a Mod in His Mind} 03:20, 7 May 2011 (BST)
• --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 04:54, 7 May 2011 (BST)
• --    bitch  06:20, 7 May 2011 (utc)
• --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 20:34, 7 May 2011 (BST)
• ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:51, 8 May 2011 (BST)
• -- LEMON #1 02:21, 8 May 2011 (BST)
• --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[talk] [wcdz]} 06:04, 8 May 2011 (BST)
• --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:23, 8 May 2011 (BST)