User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome

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Contents 1 A sensible Header 2 Before I forget... 3 lolwut 4 Ok, need some major help. 5 Iscariot = Moron 6 NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 7 IP checks 8 RE: 9 PKed 10 Misconduct 11 Congratulations!

[edit] A sensible Header

Chicken mayo sandwiches are awesome. That is all. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 22:39, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Mmm, just eat it over there, not over mah talk page. -- AHLGTH 22:40, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Om nom nom. *leaves crumbs everywhere and wanders off* -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 22:42, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Grrrrrrrrr....... --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 23:07, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Gnome. :P Since you're the almighty 'crat now, can you strike my warning on VD for me please? I've been really good lately and I really want that pony for Christmas. :) -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 18:43, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Blarg! -- AHLGTH 18:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Ta muchly. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 18:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Due to moving and the wind storm that hit my area after hurricane Ike I was unable to have internet until yesterday and my character was deleted is there a way to get him back? The name was Nick Crandell on the Malton server and he was level 40 with all the human skills and all the Zed skills but Brain Rot. I hope this can be done but if not I will have to start over. Thanks for your time.

[edit] Before I forget...

...NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS! That is all. --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 23:11, 29 September 2008 (BST)

[edit] lolwut

Your talk page...It's...Clean. Wut happeneded?--Sheep to spam: Always ! 02:15, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Clean? Bah. Not with all those crumbs Cheese keeps spreading around. And where've you been? -- AHLGTH 02:54, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Never even looked at my user page did you? Hospital. Coughing up blood. Medical bills=expensive=no internets. So. Yeah. I'm bored.--Sheep to spam: Always ! 02:57, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Coughing up blood for like 6 months? A likely story...now get over to ALiM talk and vote! --J3D^{Design the new ALiM Navbar!!} 04:53, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Or...I can give someone else the rights to my name. Or I'll just go over there later. :) --Sheep to spam: Always ! 11:06, 30 September 2008 (BST)

[edit] Ok, need some major help.

Umbrella is furious that I took control of the UBCS. I had permission from the acting commander to take it over, so I did. Now they are going to bring back a man by the name of Burning Star. His alibi will be he moved to a different state and that he wants control again. Just, if they try anything, know that. Just, if they try to take the group, help? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 12:36, 30 September 2008 (BST)

I suggest Arby's. --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 14:21, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Ok, Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Servive is supposed to be Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service. Umbrella saw that and they put a now defunct page in the latter. I want the former to be the latter, as I am the new commander, and Airheadoh doesn't even have the group tag anymore, but I do not want to change it without consulting you. Any ideas of what I can do? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 20:47, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Try arbitration. I've made the redirect into a disambig because both groups seemed to want it. -- AHLGTH 22:49, 30 September 2008 (BST)

There is no other group. They don't even want the group. They just want ME to NOT have it. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 22:56, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Alright, arbitration is your best option. Edit under arbitration cases currently under consideration, pick an arbiter when they offer it and hopefully it'll all work out. -- AHLGTH 23:00, 30 September 2008 (BST)

If I make a mistake, care to help? First arbitration case... Thank you very much for the help. It is greatly appreciated. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 23:05, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Of course. -- AHLGTH 23:13, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Done. Check it out for me... --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 23:23, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Looks fine. Hopefully someone will bite. -- AHLGTH 23:35, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Ok, thank you. Do you think I have a solid chance? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 23:36, 30 September 2008 (BST)

If they created that page for the purpose of not letting you get it, sure. That is if the opposite party chooses to participate, then you're i--/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 01:07, 1 October 2008 (BST)n a pickle. -- AHLGTH 23:38, 30 September 2

Opposite party? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 23:43, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Umbrella, MisterGame. -- AHLGTH 23:59, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Why wouldn't they participate? Oh, and can I get an IP check on Chairman Davis and Mistergame? I suspect them to be the same person, as the wiki vandalism happened moments after Game said he had a "gift" for me. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 00:43, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Nuttin' -- AHLGTH 00:48, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Nuttin' as in no ip match, or nuttin' as there's no reason they wouldn't participate? Or wut--Sheep to spam: Always ! 00:52, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I'll go with "A": nuttin' as in no ip match. -- AHLGTH 00:54, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Can you cross reference Chairman Davis's IP with anyone else in the database? LSU has had many accounts, but I do not think he would do this... --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 00:55, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Did that too... it could simply be a friend or a random occurrence. Or maybe he ran to someone else's house and edited from there. -- AHLGTH 00:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Ok, thank you for all the help! But why wouldn't they participate? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 01:00, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I dono, it's been used in the past for people to get their way. They have only to lose from arbitration. -- AHLGTH 01:02, 1 October 2008 (BST)

But in your honest opinion, do I have a chance with the evidence I have presented? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 01:07, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I think so. You have almost no chance without arbitration.-- AHLGTH 01:10, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Well, I meant in the arbitration case. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 01:17, 1 October 2008 (BST)

You have a good chance. -- AHLGTH 01:23, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Thanks for that. It would make my day if this went off without a hitch! --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 01:30, 1 October 2008 (BST)

*Bangs head repreatedly on desk* Did I not already suggest Arby's??!? --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 04:15, 1 October 2008 (BST)

So.....many......colons......--J3D^{Design the new ALiM Navbar!!} 07:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)

So get a colonectomy.--Sheep to spam: Always ! 11:26, 1 October 2008 (BST)

We may be able to make it all the way! --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 12:35, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Well that failed. :( -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 21:24, 2 October 2008 (BST)

:D -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 21:31, 2 October 2008 (BST)

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Admit it. You love our stupidity. :D --Sheep to spam: Always ! 21:37, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Cheese, you just lost all my respect. We almost made it! XD. --Hal-i-man-111 22:45, 9 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] Iscariot = Moron

I think we should tie him to a tree and throw chicken sandwiches at him. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 00:02, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I suggest you tie him to a lamppost with noodles and taunt him by putting a gun on the ground... don't forget to turn your back to him.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk 23:00, 11 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SA's wrecking the formatting on your paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage :'( And i can't even play in the sandpit anymore, it's been taking over by a bunch of crazy lefties hellbent on making the world a better place for everyone (except people who say 'sandbox', man i hate those guys).--J3D^{Design the new ALiM Navbar!!} 02:00, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Hey, at least I'm learning when I'm breaking stuff! Guess what Gnome? When you have that many colons, it breaks the template sig, it no longer has it's formatting, nor does it link anymore!--Sheep to spam: Always ! 21:13, 2 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] IP checks

Re: this - If you get more than one IP result from a checkuser search on a user, it means the user is either on a dial up type connection, where their IP addy changes each time they come on line, or they're using different connections/computers (perhaps work and home or proxies) -- boxy ^{talk • i} 13:36 6 October 2008 (BST)

That was my guess, thanks boxy. -- AHLGTH 18:27, 6 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] RE:

(sigh) If you wanted an invite, all you had to do was ask. Anyway I was getting to you...

You've been cordially invited to attend ALiM's birthday party at Club Head at 10am GMT on the 18th of October. Festivities will last for a full 24 hours. See here for more details.--Nick? Club Head 18/10/08. Be there. 02:19, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Awesome! The theme is "ALiM" - I know how much you love dressing up.--Nick? Club Head 18/10/08. Be there. 02:21, 7 October 2008 (BST)

P.S. You can invite any of the other sysops, I'm just too nervous to ask them...--Nick? Club Head 18/10/08. Be there. 02:23, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Ew, don't invite those downers. What was the last thing they did for ALiM? Oh that's right, decrease the lulz in a serious of vicious arby cases as documented on the 2 Cool page.--J3D^{Design the new ALiM Navbar!!} 11:27, 7 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] PKed

Sorry. You weren't on the DORIS list of cool kids. Also you had less than 50 hp, making you an easy target. I apologize for nothing. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:29, 7 October 2008 (BST)

If you would like to prevent this from happening I recommend joining DORIS. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:32, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Simple really. Joining gets you a cool sig, immunity from getting killed, and allows you to take part in mandatory events that are scheduled around the deaths of people in the real world. To get a sig I need:

• Character name
• Phrase briefly describing character
• Title of the Populat
• Image representing character.

For more information and ideas go to the DORIS age and click on Signatures to see a list of current members. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] Misconduct

To make this as fair and equitable as possible, please vote on the decision being rendered here. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 05:56, 7 October 2008 (BST)

If you dont think it is misconduct, as your post suggests, create a header for it. Nothing has stopped anyone from doing that before. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 18:58, 7 October 2008 (BST)

But I'm not necessarily for it not being misconduct, indifferent I suppose. And I dono, 4 - 1? -- AHLGTH 18:59, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Someone has to make a stand. Its usually been me. Its not a fun path, believe me. Just look at the guidelines. Read the arguments, and then make up your mind. I wont ask you to decide in my favour, i just ask that you examine the case on its merits and decide. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 19:04, 7 October 2008 (BST)

AHLG, it's nice to see Grim being nice to you since he needs your vote. I really hope you know what you are doing with your vote.--– Nubis 02:09, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Guess he was right: No - Weak willed, doesnt know the rules and guidelines, and is far, far too chummy with people, to the point of twisting the guidelines to try and let his pals off. He has made several terrible calls in A/VB, some of which were only barely overruled by people who decided to see sense. While he may be trustworthy to do mundane no brainer chores like deletions, moves and protections, i have zero faith in his ability to make objective impartial calls on any vandalism or misconduct case, especially when in one of the more recent hagnat ones his sole contribution was to question my motivations for bringing the case, describing them as "suspicious". I do not take kindly to slander. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 04:18, 18 May 2008 (BST) - my bold. :( -- #99 ^DCC 07:00, 9 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] Congratulations!

...on becoming a crat! Just thought I would stop by and say good luck!--SirArgo ^{Talk | Won't you be my neighbor?} 01:56, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Uh, thanks! -- AHLGTH 18:32, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Zomgz!! Gnome you missed it all too! Grim tried to take over the wiki! =O -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 18:34, 9 October 2008 (BST)

He stole my plan. :( -- AHLGTH 18:35, 9 October 2008 (BST)

I know!! The nerve! He demoted everyone except himself and Kevan and seized executive power. :S Then Kevan fixed it and he banned himself. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 18:36, 9 October 2008 (BST)

I can still see it in recent changes. -- AHLGTH 18:39, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Lol. We should make lots of edits and wipe it from seeable memory. =p -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 18:41, 9 October 2008 (BST)

I kind of did that. Congrats gnome, you're plan to seize the wiki has gone perfectly. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:01, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Congratulations dude, It couldn't have happened to a more Helpful Little Gnome than you. ;-) You have served the wiki with distinction and have been a stand up guy, really happy for you... don't let it go to your head now... *grins* --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 18:22, 12 October 2008 (BST)