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group_recruit=Open to all survivors, and any zeds who hail the ale. [[The Burchell Arms Regulars/Members|join us]]!| | group_recruit=Open to all survivors, and any zeds who hail the ale. [[The Burchell Arms Regulars/Members|join us]]!| | ||
group_contact= '''<font color=green> <span style="text-decoration: blink">26.97MHz</span></font>''' BAR radio station<br>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi BAR Group Forum] or the [[The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars/Operations#4|Burchell Newscast Team]]}} | group_contact= '''<font color=green> <span style="text-decoration: blink">26.97MHz</span></font>''' BAR radio station<br>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi BAR Group Forum] or the [[The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars/Operations#4|Burchell Newscast Team]]}} | ||
===<font color="#1A1110"> | ===<font color="#1A1110">The Snug</font>=== | ||
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<big><font color="#FFD775">''' | <big><font color="#FFD775">'''A Potted History of The Burchell Arms Regulars'''</font></big> | ||
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If you're just passing through Rolt Heights and want to relax -<br> | If you're just passing through Rolt Heights and want to relax -<br> | ||
- the BAR is always open." <br><br> | - the BAR is always open." <br><br> | ||
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<br>[[Image:BARprop3.jpg|right|350px]] | <br>[[Image:BARprop3.jpg|right|350px]] | ||
<b>Come to "Sunny" Rolt Heights. We’ve "Culture", "Sport", "History" and "Great | <b>Come to "Sunny" Rolt Heights. We’ve "Culture", "Sport", "History" and "Great Things" To "See And Do"!</b> | ||
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The Burchell Arms Regulars love to have fun, fun, fun. We’re a disparate group of heroes, heroines, purveyors of derring-do, paragons of virtue, we sport stylish leisure wear and have a long and enviable history of amiable friendliness. We even allow tee-totallers into our merry band. One thing we’re really keen on is that new Regulars come and enjoy their time with us; we take that very seriously... | The Burchell Arms Regulars love to have fun, fun, fun. We’re a disparate group of heroes, heroines, purveyors of derring-do, paragons of virtue, we sport stylish leisure wear and have a long and enviable history of amiable friendliness. We even allow tee-totallers into our merry band. One thing we’re really keen on is that new Regulars come and enjoy their time with us; we take that very seriously... | ||
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In order to promote our pursuit of happiness, we have an easily accessible forum which we use for discussion, tactics | In order to promote our pursuit of happiness, we have an easily accessible <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi <font color="#FFD775">forum</font>]</b> which we use for discussion, tactics (other varieties of breath-mints), general messing around and a burgeoning online community. We’d really like you to come and visit and forge your way in this new and terrifying online world. Or talk shite. Either or, it’s no biggy. | ||
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We’re also keen to protect our home, try and help our friends and any tourists to the general Rolt area and promote our messages of good-will, drunken rambling and a la mode cocktail recipes across the whole of Malton. We also get stuck in when the shizzle hits the fizzle and we’ll maintain tactical resource points, revivication points and all that trash-talking jive like that. | We’re also keen to protect our home, try and help our friends and any tourists to the general Rolt area and promote our messages of good-will, drunken rambling and a la mode cocktail recipes across the whole of Malton. We also get stuck in when the shizzle hits the fizzle and we’ll maintain tactical resource points, revivication points and all that trash-talking jive like that. | ||
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<b>Phew, that all sounds a little rude, doesn’t it?</b> | <b>Phew, that all sounds a little rude, doesn’t it?</b> | ||
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All you need do if you’re brave enough to take the plunge, is visit | All you need do if you’re brave enough to take the plunge, is visit the <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi <font color="#FFD775">forum</font>]</b>, and talk to us. And if you want to become a regular then all we ask is that you visit the forum and tell us AND put <i>The Burchell Arms Regulars</i> in your group tags because then we become eligible for some state benefit vouchers and 20% off at the local kebab house. | ||
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What you will find is that we are a democracy, and all decisions are made in consultation with our regulars. We find this works (and we’ve had political animals tell us that we’re a ‘meritocracy’, a ‘commune’ or a ‘booze-addled group of fucktards’ in rapid succession) and; as we want to be shaped by those who sail in us, like an ocean-going yacht of such magnificence it causes Somali pirates to doff their caps to us as we motor on by; then we think it’s important that every last man-jack of you put your oar in, and try and steer the Regulars out towards the horizon together; a rather mangled analogy for synergy in motion. | What you will find is that we are a democracy, and all decisions are made in consultation with our regulars. We find this works (and we’ve had political animals tell us that we’re a ‘meritocracy’, a ‘commune’ or a ‘booze-addled group of fucktards’ in rapid succession) and; as we want to be shaped by those who sail in us, like an ocean-going yacht of such magnificence it causes Somali pirates to doff their caps to us as we motor on by; then we think it’s important that every last man-jack of you put your oar in, and try and steer the Regulars out towards the horizon together; a rather mangled analogy for synergy in motion. | ||
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Like most right-minded groups in the game we don’t hold with ZERGING, PKing, Death Cults, spying on other groups (including ours) and smashing generators in resource buildings and we, quite rightly we feel, come down <i>very heavily</i> on anyone who participates in this sort of grief-ridden nonsense through judicious use of our rightly-lauded <b>Deadbeat List</b>. | Like most right-minded groups in the game we don’t hold with ZERGING, PKing, Death Cults, spying on other groups (including ours) and smashing generators in resource buildings and we, quite rightly we feel, come down <i>very heavily</i> on anyone who participates in this sort of grief-ridden nonsense through judicious use of our rightly-lauded <b><font color="#FFD775">Deadbeat List</font></b>. | ||
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If you get involved with being an "asshat" (lit: someone who participates in zerging, PKing, GKing, dealth-cultist activities or supporting those who seek to do any of the above) then it’s quite likely you’ll end up on our Deadbeat List. As an "asshat" you can expect your arse to be handed to you on a plate by our <b>Knights Watchmen</b>, Regulars and anyone else who sees our Deadbeat List as being of more merit than, for example, say the <i>Rogue’s Gallery</i>. This, for you, unless you’re a ‘Griefer’ and someone who sits in their mother’s basement angrily masturbating whilst you enjoy your latest generator kill or being able to quote an RG bounty whilst player killing a regular who can always be found in the same location; will be a bit of a grind. Well! All is not lost! You can make amends by telling us that you’re sorry, and you’d like to stop being an "asshat" and then we can all enjoy the cold beer in the Burch in delightful harmony. | If you get involved with being an "asshat" (lit: someone who participates in zerging, PKing, GKing, dealth-cultist activities or supporting those who seek to do any of the above) then it’s quite likely you’ll end up on our Deadbeat List. As an "asshat" you can expect your arse to be handed to you on a plate by our <b><font color="#FFD775">Knights Watchmen</font></b>, Regulars and anyone else who sees our Deadbeat List as being of more merit than, for example, say the <i>Rogue’s Gallery</i>. This, for you, unless you’re a ‘Griefer’ and someone who sits in their mother’s basement angrily masturbating whilst you enjoy your latest generator kill or being able to quote an RG bounty whilst player killing a regular who can always be found in the same location; will be a bit of a grind. Well! All is not lost! You can make amends by telling us that you’re sorry, and you’d like to stop being an "asshat" and then we can all enjoy the cold beer in the Burch in delightful harmony. | ||
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Of course, if you’re a "Griefing Asshat" this won’t happen and we’ll continue killing you until you move out of your mother’s basement when she has to foreclose her mortgage due to the lack of rent her 40 year old son is paying her. Obviously, the wi-fi in the new bedsit ain’t quite so good, so you’ll have to use your limited allowance to download hardcore kitten porn instead; sorry about that. | Of course, if you’re a "Griefing Asshat" this won’t happen and we’ll continue killing you until you move out of your mother’s basement when she has to foreclose her mortgage due to the lack of rent her 40 year old son is paying her. Obviously, the wi-fi in the new bedsit ain’t quite so good, so you’ll have to use your limited allowance to download hardcore kitten porn instead; sorry about that. | ||
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Look, we have to recognise that we’re under assault by ravening hordes of undead (well, Rocky doesn’t, but he’s <i>special</i>) so we have a plan for how well barricaded our buildings are for optimum clambering in when we’ve been out for the kebabs, against stopping Old Mrs Liefkowitch from getting in when she’s on one of her turns, against stopping a new lad or lass from getting off the streets and into an employment, training or heavy drinking opportunity. Below is our barricade plan. | Look, we have to recognise that we’re under assault by ravening hordes of undead (well, Rocky doesn’t, but he’s <i>special</i>) so we have a plan for how well barricaded our buildings are for optimum clambering in when we’ve been out for the kebabs, against stopping Old Mrs Liefkowitch from getting in when she’s on one of her turns, against stopping a new lad or lass from getting off the streets and into an employment, training or heavy drinking opportunity. Below is our barricade plan. | ||
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One thing we pride ourselves upon is keeping survivors ticking, whether that be through our home-cooked food (the good Father’s ‘olive’ and ‘chicken’ ‘pizza’ is a ‘must’), wide range of cask ales, bottle beers, draft ciders, whiskeys, brandies and white rum or, if you’re really desperate, we can make zombies whole again. | One thing we pride ourselves upon is keeping survivors ticking, whether that be through our home-cooked food (the good Father’s ‘olive’ and ‘chicken’ ‘pizza’ is a ‘must’), wide range of cask ales, bottle beers, draft ciders, whiskeys, brandies and white rum or, if you’re really desperate, we can make zombies whole again. | ||
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We do this via our main revivication point at Otto Street. If you get there, post a message on this [http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color=" | We do this via our main revivication point at <b><font color="#FFD775">Otto Street</font></b>. If you get there, post a message on this <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color="#FFD775">thread</font>]</b> in our forum, and have a chat with us; one of our brave group of <b><font color="#FFD775">Revive Corps</font></b> will be along (generally within one working day) to shove their needle in the back of your neck. | ||
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If you really can’t get to Otto Street, then post your whereabouts on our [http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color=" | If you really can’t get to Otto Street, then post your whereabouts on our <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color="#FFD775">forum</font>]</b>, on the requisite thread and we’ll get to you as soon as we can. It just might take a little longer as Zabuden <i>insists</i> on driving, and we all know what happened last time he got behind the wheel. We’re still picking bits of Old Mrs Liefkowitch from the front bumper and the Burch-O-Wagen keeps veering off to the left. | ||
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We know what you’re after, you dorty old bord; in the olden days people used to whisper in hushed terms about ‘diplomacy’ or even ‘porn collection’ but nowadays we think of you in terms of being either our drinking buddies or downright blood brothers or people we wave at in the street when we’re out shopping but don’t really recognise and pray god you don’t ask us how our Uncle Colin is doing with his gout. | We know what you’re after, you dorty old bord; in the olden days people used to whisper in hushed terms about ‘diplomacy’ or even ‘porn collection’ but nowadays we think of you in terms of being either our drinking buddies or downright blood brothers or people we wave at in the street when we’re out shopping but don’t really recognise and pray god you don’t ask us how our Uncle Colin is doing with his gout. | ||
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If you want to forge some close relationships with us (and why not?! We wash regularly and keep the guest loos at least moderately clean) then come and visit us on the [http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi <font color=" | If you want to forge some close relationships with us (and why not?! We wash regularly and keep the guest loos at least moderately clean) then come and visit us on the <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi <font color="#FFD775">forum</font>]</b>; we’d be delighted to host you and give you some of our dry-roasted nuts. Or let you sleep with Dinger if you’re a blood <s>brother</s>sister. Just pop in and ask for Sante, Rocky or Dinger and someone'll come and rouse us from our slumber... | ||
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The Snug
Some time ago in Rolt Heights some people decided to band together to protect their beautiful, beautiful pub; a nirvana-esque world of baccarat, dominoes, darts, snooker and pool, fine ales, friendly banter, the occasional bar meal, the even more occasional footy team...
Come to "Sunny" Rolt Heights. We’ve "Culture", "Sport", "History" and "Great Things" To "See And Do"!
One thing we pride ourselves upon is keeping survivors ticking, whether that be through our home-cooked food (the good Father’s ‘olive’ and ‘chicken’ ‘pizza’ is a ‘must’), wide range of cask ales, bottle beers, draft ciders, whiskeys, brandies and white rum or, if you’re really desperate, we can make zombies whole again.
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