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If you're just passing through Rolt Heights and want to relax -<br> | If you're just passing through Rolt Heights and want to relax -<br> | ||
- the BAR is always open." <br><br> | - the BAR is always open." <br><br> | ||
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What you will find is that we are a democracy, and all decisions are made in consultation with our regulars. We find this works (and we’ve had political animals tell us that we’re a ‘meritocracy’, a ‘commune’ or a ‘booze-addled group of fucktards’ in rapid succession) and; as we want to be shaped by those who sail in us, like an ocean-going yacht of such magnificence it causes Somali pirates to doff their caps to us as we motor on by; then we think it’s important that every last man-jack of you put your oar in, and try and steer the Regulars out towards the horizon together; a rather mangled analogy for synergy in motion. | What you will find is that we are a democracy, and all decisions are made in consultation with our regulars. We find this works (and we’ve had political animals tell us that we’re a ‘meritocracy’, a ‘commune’ or a ‘booze-addled group of fucktards’ in rapid succession) and; as we want to be shaped by those who sail in us, like an ocean-going yacht of such magnificence it causes Somali pirates to doff their caps to us as we motor on by; then we think it’s important that every last man-jack of you put your oar in, and try and steer the Regulars out towards the horizon together; a rather mangled analogy for synergy in motion. | ||
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Of course, if you’re a "Griefing Asshat" this won’t happen and we’ll continue killing you until you move out of your mother’s basement when she has to foreclose her mortgage due to the lack of rent her 40 year old son is paying her. Obviously, the wi-fi in the new bedsit ain’t quite so good, so you’ll have to use your limited allowance to download hardcore kitten porn instead; sorry about that. | Of course, if you’re a "Griefing Asshat" this won’t happen and we’ll continue killing you until you move out of your mother’s basement when she has to foreclose her mortgage due to the lack of rent her 40 year old son is paying her. Obviously, the wi-fi in the new bedsit ain’t quite so good, so you’ll have to use your limited allowance to download hardcore kitten porn instead; sorry about that. | ||
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<b>[[The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars/Plans_Test|<font color="#FFD775">Where to chuck the beer barrels and shit</font>]]</b><br><br> | <b>[[The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars/Plans_Test|<font color="#FFD775">Where to chuck the beer barrels and shit</font>]]</b><br><br> | ||
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We do this via our main revivication point at <b><font color="#FFD775">Otto Street</font></b>. If you get there, post a message on this <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color="#FFD775">thread</font>]</b> in our forum, and have a chat with us; one of our brave group of <b><font color="#FFD775">Revive Corps</font></b> will be along (generally within one working day) to shove their needle in the back of your neck. | We do this via our main revivication point at <b><font color="#FFD775">Otto Street</font></b>. If you get there, post a message on this <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color="#FFD775">thread</font>]</b> in our forum, and have a chat with us; one of our brave group of <b><font color="#FFD775">Revive Corps</font></b> will be along (generally within one working day) to shove their needle in the back of your neck. | ||
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If you really can’t get to Otto Street, then post your whereabouts on our [http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color=" | If you really can’t get to Otto Street, then post your whereabouts on our <b>[http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=revivereq <font color="#FFD775">forum</font>]</b>, on the requisite thread and we’ll get to you as soon as we can. It just might take a little longer as Zabuden <i>insists</i> on driving, and we all know what happened last time he got behind the wheel. We’re still picking bits of Old Mrs Liefkowitch from the front bumper and the Burch-O-Wagen keeps veering off to the left. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:28, 30 September 2012
The Snug
Some time ago in Rolt Heights some people decided to band together to protect their beautiful, beautiful pub; a nirvana-esque world of baccarat, dominoes, darts, snooker and pool, fine ales, friendly banter, the occasional bar meal, the even more occasional footy team...
Come to "Sunny" Rolt Heights. We’ve "Culture", "Sport", "History" and "Great Things" To "See And Do"!
One thing we pride ourselves upon is keeping survivors ticking, whether that be through our home-cooked food (the good Father’s ‘olive’ and ‘chicken’ ‘pizza’ is a ‘must’), wide range of cask ales, bottle beers, draft ciders, whiskeys, brandies and white rum or, if you’re really desperate, we can make zombies whole again.
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