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On September 16<sup>th</sup>, 2008 the secular leader of DORIS, Canderous Ordo, has proclaimed the return of Lord Pluto. In his Second Coming he will brings his followers back to the Kuiper Belt and create Global Warming on Earth to kill the infidels. The final battle will take place over Prague where the Army of New Baghdad will clash with the heathen Stingrays. In this ultimate battle Pluto will come down from space with His son Charlton Heston and shoot all the motherfuckers he doesn't like. After that Saddam Hussein will be restored to power in his golden thrown in New Baghdad. All who die in the battle will be sent to Saint George Carlin in Charon, where they will be sent to the Kuiper Belt or to the Arkhams. | On September 16<sup>th</sup>, 2008 the secular leader of DORIS, Canderous Ordo, has proclaimed the return of Lord Pluto. In his Second Coming he will brings his followers back to the Kuiper Belt and create Global Warming on Earth to kill the infidels. The final battle will take place over Prague where the Army of New Baghdad will clash with the heathen Stingrays. In this ultimate battle Pluto will come down from space with His son Charlton Heston and shoot all the motherfuckers he doesn't like. After that Saddam Hussein will be restored to power in his golden thrown in New Baghdad. All who die in the battle will be sent to Saint George Carlin in Charon, where they will be sent to the Kuiper Belt or to the Arkhams. | ||
To speak to Lord Pluto you can pray to Him [[ | To speak to Lord Pluto you can pray to Him [[User talk:Pluto Freedom|here]]. Show your respects and dedication to Him. | ||
===Why You Need Moar DORIS=== | ===Why You Need Moar DORIS=== |
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Sooper Sekret SpecialOn September 16th, 2008 the secular leader of DORIS, Canderous Ordo, has proclaimed the return of Lord Pluto. In his Second Coming he will brings his followers back to the Kuiper Belt and create Global Warming on Earth to kill the infidels. The final battle will take place over Prague where the Army of New Baghdad will clash with the heathen Stingrays. In this ultimate battle Pluto will come down from space with His son Charlton Heston and shoot all the motherfuckers he doesn't like. After that Saddam Hussein will be restored to power in his golden thrown in New Baghdad. All who die in the battle will be sent to Saint George Carlin in Charon, where they will be sent to the Kuiper Belt or to the Arkhams. To speak to Lord Pluto you can pray to Him here. Show your respects and dedication to Him. Why You Need Moar DORISYou need more DORIS because...
Sig of the IssuePluto is the Lord and Savior of DORIS. As Lord and Savior, Pluto was worshiped in the Sons of Pluto religion. Pluto's title is Ninth Planet of the Populat. His duties as Ninth Planet include, but are not limited to: creating all that is seen and unseen, leading DORIS from beyond the Kuiper Belt, be totally awesome, grant Eternal Salvation, and ressurrect himself. He can also be nevar forgotte. The Second Coming!Pictures of Pluto returning to Malton have been taken from all over: Old IssuesThe EditorCanderous Ordo - Secular Leader of the Populat |