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NewsCancel That Last Order, ShirleyWe're BACK!! Grab your party hats and head over to Caiger Mall ULC for the welcome back party going on now! The booze fountain is up and running and we have a new watermelon-flavoured-slip-and-slide-into-the-fountain! xoxo S Aline 20:44, 23 January 2013 (UTC) Are You There, God? It's Me, Zombie.We haven't been active in forever and a day, but if you find yourself in desperate need of comedy, you're most likely to find at least one of us in (any) corner of Caiger Mall. BYOB, because we already drank ours! xoxo S Aline 06:52, 22 January 2013 (UTC) Don't Bail On Bale!We're partying in Bale ULC like the rock stars we are. (I, personally, have already trashed a certain Arthur Cottle's priceless tea pot collection.) The music is loud, to drown out the complaints of the miserable sods in the LRC. Sooo get your asses up in here! And bring some vodka! And batteries for the boom box & karaoke machine. --S Aline 07:41, 27 December 2009 (UTC) Movement to BaleKing Keane has returned, and is inviting all members of the ULC to come to Bale Mall before going on a tour of Malton. So far, we have myself, jellyotter, keane, and the staypuft man. Even daddy said he will show up! We need you ULC!! Join ussss...--Ironbaby 19:25, 2 September 2009 (BST) The MonarchyThe Upper Left Corner are ruled by the last King & Queen of Malton and their own personal subjects known as Royal Appointments. If you would like to see the royal appointments then you can do so here. HistoryAs history so long and illustrious as the Upper Left Corner's cannot be detailed in such a small section, it must be given its own page where people can read in full at their leisure and so it shall be. If you would like to find out about our history then everything you need to know is right here. PossessionsQ. What exactly makes the Upper Left Corner of the mall different from the other corners? A. Not only does the Upper Left Corner have the last Royal Family in all of Malton, they also have a lot of cool stuff. While other survivors loot for useful things, such as ammo and first aid kits, ULCers loot for fun things! The full list of our possessions can be found here. Past EventsOccasionally the ULC partake in sacred rituals which are codenamed Events. Once upon a time, these events occurred frequently, usually culminating in the death of the entire ULC; however, these events are now rare. You may see any previous events right here. The Jerk ListThe Jerk List is exactly that: it is a list of jerks. People are deemed jerks if they commit crimes against the ULC which includes killing members of our group. Having our own monarchy means we do not follow lists, so it's an eye for an eye and all that jazz. Forums, Radios & IRCsThe ForumsYes, we have a forum. You need to sign up and need to gain royal approval before you can access the board freely but once your inside and get past the spam it's all good. The official ULC forums can be found here. The original forums, created by Leslie the Quack Man Brant, are no longer around. In the ol' days, you could have found lots of information in there about nothing at all, as it was the original place where the ULC discussed current events.
Radio ULCBored an nothing to do? Do you happen to be in a powered building with a Radio Transmitter or do you happen to have a Portable Radio next to your 20 shotguns, portable generator and first aid kits? If you do then get that dial tuned to 26.99Mhz! You sure won't get news, but you might get some madness. IRC ChannelYes, not content with forums and even their own radio station, the ULC have their own IRC channel on irc.nexuswar.com and the channel is, you guessed it, #Upper_Left_Corner. If you don't know what IRC is or how to use it then use Google, that's what it's there for. Important - Just because someone is in the chatroom, doesn't mean they're actually present at the computer. Lots of people stay logged in all day. So if no one's talking when you log in, it's not (necessarily) because they don't like you. | |||||||||||
