User:Chief Seagull/Cometh the Axeman

Cometh the Axeman Tarquin Parrott (known to his prison buddies as Cometh the Axeman) – convicted murderer, legendary drunkard, and father of the infamous Cutey Snugglekins. The bad news is he's escaped from his luxury padded cell. Worse, he's escaped straight into the hellhole that is Malton. Worse still, he's armed with his favourite fire axe. Even worse than that, he's more than a wee bit sozzled. Surrounded by dozens of zombies and with no police to stop him, he found himself right at home... but is it only a matter of time before he starts taking out his violent tendencies on the living? Or will the abundance of alcohol still flowing in the city simply lead to a one-man drunken rampage of vandalism, obscene graffiti and pools of vomit littering the streets?