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Assault on Stupid Survivors

Although concidered historical and no longer active i am proud to still be a part of ASS. Since the original ASS page is no longer avalible for editing i will be outlining my activities here.

Appeal Process

If you think you did not deserve to be killed or you do not deserve to be on the kill list you may appeal Here. If you are successful you will be added to my 'not to be killed' list.

Current ASSault

My own little party in the fort. I will be targeting the trenchcoaters in and around Fort Creedy. I consider the trenchcoater type of gameplay stupid and unproductive and therefore qualifies of ASSing.

People with the following problems may qualify for ASSing

  • A black trenchcoat or camo clothes in discription
  • Scars and bandaged wounds in discription
  • Swords (especially katanas) in discription
  • Generaly giving your discription a "badass" appearence
  • Killing random zombies outside buildings for no apparent reason as they can just stand up
  • Being above Level 12 as a survivor without any Medical or NT skills
  • Give status reports as to how many zombies outside or the cade level of the building you announce it in
  • Insulting Zombies whilst killing them
  • Complain if others do not heal you fast enough
  • Never learn from your own mistakes
  • Zombie kill count on your discription

ASSult started on 23:26, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Not To Be Killed List
Kill list
  1. 05/03/2009 PFC Randall
  2. 08/03/2009 BigTow
  3. 10/03/2009 1337trenchcoat (At first i thought his name was a good joke but then i read his profile to find he was LVL 16 with no Medical or NT skills)
  4. 11/03/2009 levi calevra
  5. 11/03/2009 Schwin47
  6. 13/03/2009 Redgar124
  7. 14/03/2009 Redgar124
  8. 16/03/2009 BigTow
  9. 16/03/2009 BigTow (Twice on the same day in the same place. Too easy.)
People on my kill list because of their actions (One killed added per stupid action. You Do Not get added if all you did is kill me.)
  • Amazing (KOS)
  • Jordan Salafack (0/1)
    • Left a stupid rant on the ASS talk page after it had been declared historical.
  • BigTow (3/4)
    • Stupid comment after i attacked him.
    • later spent a lot of time with more stupid messages
    • Shot me once (just to waste AP i presume).
    • Always goes back to the same safehouse, not a very clever way to aviod PKers.
  • mri (0/1)
    • Broadcast useless spam messages over the radio
  • Rommel1369 (0/2)
    • Always giving reports over the radio about how many headshots he had delivered that day.
  • Master Sargent Bones (0/1)
    • Like killing random zombies at revive points
Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Killer.jpg Player Killer
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

Fun Game

Go into Fort Creedy, turn all the radios to 28.01 and watch the trenchies response. Some get angry, some confused, some confused and angry. Great fun!!!

Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
Balance scale.jpg Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
This user supports PKer rights!
Hipnopicard.gif zOMG Picard
This user recognizes Jean-Luc Picard as his only and true master.
Dawn zomb2.jpg Dont do it.
Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.
Bloodyknife.jpg PKer
This user is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.
Drama Levels
Face-grin.png No drama around? Are we still in the Urban Dead Wiki ?
Face-wink.png There is little drama. Slow mondays ?
Face-smile.png Situation normal. There is some drama, but no one is going to die.
Face-sad.png Misconbitration! Drama all around the wiki!
Face-surprise.png Drama levels not seen since Wikigate!
Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
This user has PKed some people.

My Signature Page

People i will leave alone until i catch them doing something stupid.
  • Redgar124 (2/2)
    • Like boasting to other suvivors about how much better he is because he 'bags' so many zombies outside. Also only got his first medical skill at LVL15 and still no NT.

Cwissballs ASSault Headquarters