SLAM The Double-Kill-Drag an EF Raider fighting move - Co-op rules!!!
Rules about survivor victory
You - are NOT sleeping in the suburb = NO survivor victory
You - and your buddies leaving the combat area entirely to declar another victory elsewere and come back to find the place void of zombies = NO survivor victory
You - barricading a few lonely buildings and leave as quick as you can = NO survivor victory
You - spray painting the crumbling walls of a desolated building = NO survivor victory
You - headshoting a few zombies idling outside in the streets = NO survivor victory
You - crossing the wasteland what was once a flourishing cesspool of humankind = NO survivor victory
You - sleeping in a ruined open building for a night over and don’t be chewed in the morning, feeling cunning and all for outsmarting the green skins = ok this is kind of a mild survivor victory but not wiki worthy
You - writing you are victorious on the wiki but didn’t do anything much except creating a wiki account and thinking “me clever” = NO survivor victory
You - thinking your crew’s trenchcoats are the darkest and your katana the sharpest = NO survivor victory
You - sleeping in a barricaded building but the rest of the suburb is a smoking mess = NO survivor victory
You - just announcing the suburb is green and good to go via the spam-box aka radio = NO survivor victory
You – thinking a ghost town is a survivor victory = Ghost towns will never ever be a survivor victory nor a zombie defeat.
You – suicide repair bombing a heavy decayed building with an alt-character = FUCK YOU
You – spying in a pro-zombie forum = FUCK YOU
You – thinking insulting zombies is good RP = FUCK YOU
You - thinking zombies are 2nd class players or some kind of NPCs = FUCK YOU
Let us just play the game together – sometimes you can feel a little good inside because the suburb is green again, but sometimes Barhah bites you in the ass.