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It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.
It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.


All of my alt's are paid for!
All of my alt's are paid for, and lead separate lives.


IMHO...If you play...You should pay!
IMHO...If you play...You should pay!
I retire my characters occasionally, but DirtMan stays active.


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='''Characters'''=
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=184005 DirtMan]==
==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=184005 DirtMan]==
'''Level:''' 45
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'''Locator:''' Whittensdie
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'''Satellite phone:''' 894-6261
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===Profile===


===Profile===
The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of [[Feral Undead]]. '''BANGARANG!''' He was previously a longtime member of the [[Undying Scourge]] before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in [[Dia de los Muertos]] and [[On Strike]] with that group. He is also quite fond of [[Cow_tipping|Gah Zabbang]]. His personal motto is '''Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm!''' (Humans, embrace our Storm!)


The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of [[Feral Undead]]. '''BANGARANG!''' He was previously a longtime member of the [[Undying Scourge]] before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in [[Dia_de_los_Muertos]] and [[On_Strike]] with that group. He is also quite fond of [[Cow_tipping|Gah Zabbang]]. His personal motto is '''Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm!''' (Humans, embrace our Storm!)
During 2008 Feral Undead's leader Bullgod, gifted me with The Feral Undead Battle Banner, due to my fierce loyalty and willingness to fight for the Feral cause. The banner is formerly the hide of Chad Hipper, an early opponent/snack of the Feral Undead's conquest of [[Whittenside| Whittensdie]].


====Zombie appearance====
====Zombie appearance====


A 20something, Mohawked Punk-Rock kid wearing jeans, boots, a black leather jacket and a huge chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's t-shirt.
A 20something Punk Rock kid, wearing tattered jeans and a leather jacket with a large Feral Undead logo on the back. A tatty Mohawk, and a chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's T-shirt. Proud bearer of the Feral Undead Battle Banner!
 
('''Note:''' The Feral Undead Battle Banner is the leader of The Whittenside Medical Corp.'s, Chad Hipper's, hide.)


====Survivor appearance====
====Survivor appearance====
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===History===
===History===


DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to '''''Leave the scum to rot with the rest'''''. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims [[Whittenside]] as his home now.  
DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to '''''Leave the scum to rot with the rest'''''. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims [[Whittenside| Whittensdie]] as his home now.  


See also: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1344772 DirtMan's Socks].
See also: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1344772 DirtMan's Socks]. (Note: UD Supporter, Currently '''Retired''')




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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1212490 Timo Ducca]==
====Journal====
[[Journal:Timo Ducca | Timo's Journal]]
===Profile===
Timo is a dedicated Military character. He was created on 2008-04-02 and belongs to the group [[Ständige Vertretung]]. He is also a part-time [[maltel|Malton Telephone]] employee.
====Survivor appearance====
In his early 20s, Timo looks more like a Skater/Boy Scout wearing dirty cammo's and carrying his Jugendgruppe Rucksack. But the look in his eyes will tell you differently.
====Zombie appearance====
He's so terrified of Zombies, he'd probably toss himself out a window rather than get bit.
===History===
''The Story of a Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was...''
(Maerchen von einem, der auszog, das Fuerchten zu lernen...)
Timo and his brother Josef had been helping to train new members of the Malton Jugendclub in a secure area of [[Old Arkham]] when a huge horde of zombies broke out through the woods and began to attack the camp. It all happened so fast that not many of the boys had time to react and get away. Josef fell, and was bitten on the arm. Timo pulled out his pistol and fired off a few rounds into the things till they both could scramble away. They ran till they found a small farmbuilding, and tried to bed down for the night.
By the next morning Josef's infection had spread quickly. '''''We've got to get to [[Tapton]] and StäV, the medics there can help you.''''' ''I can't Timo, I can't make it. Don't let me die like this Timo, you know what you have to do.'' '''''No, I can't...you can't die Josef, you're all I have!''''' ''Do it, you know you have to!''
Timo could barely see through the tears in his eyes as he aimed the gun...
Sometimes when he's aiming up and judging a shot, you can hear him whisper...'''''Josef!'''''
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1224499 A Pantomime Horse]==
===Profile===
Pantomime Horse is a dedicated Civilian character. She was created on 2008-04-14 and belongs to [[10mfh|10 Minutes From Hell]].
====Survivor appearance====
In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a costume, than a real person.
====Zombie appearance====
In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a bloody costume, than a real person. She does have a post-it note stuck on her ass that says; "Please Revive!"
===History===
The Pantomime Horse was working at The Malton Circus, when the outbreak hit. As the tents fell, and people were being rescued, the Pantomime Horse was left behind to fend for herself. Now she doesn't care who or what she kills! PK'er, ZK'er, GK'er or RK'er...It's all the same to the Pantomime Horse!
Now, don't take that wrong. It doesn't mean that she's just a wanton killer. It just means that payback, it's a bitch named, '''A Pantomime Horse!'''
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If we are going to survive,<br/>
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We support [[10 mfH| <span style="color:#99CCFF">'''10 mfH'''</span>]] safehouses!
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=299691 Callasin]==
<center>'''Note:''' Only DirtMan, Timo Ducca and Taecyeon are currently (10-15-2019) active.</center>
===Profile===
 
Callasin is a dedicated Career Zombie with Brain Rot. She was created on 2005-12-07, and currently belongs to the [[FU|Feral Undead]].


====Zombie appearance====
A young girl carrying a mangled teddy bear and a dead cat.
====History====
Callasin's cat had run away, but her parents wouldn't let her go look for it. They said there were bad people out there doing terrible things, so when she peeked out through the boarded up window one day and saw the cat, she let it in. As she reached for the cat, something bit her on the arm. She felt sick, so her parents put her to bed.
When she woke the next day she felt different. She grabbed her teddy and her cat. In the living room she saw her parents, they looked all bit up and dead. She pulled down the boards on the door and went outside. She was still hungry...
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1260165 Andy Warhola]==
==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Timo_Ducca Timo Ducca]==
===Profile===
Andy is a dedicated Zombie, and was created on 2008-05-28. He currently belongs to [[Feral Undead|Feral Undead]]. He has a penchant for attacking Museums and Factories. He claims [[Quarlesbank|Quarlesbank]] as his home now.
 
====Zombie appearance====
A tall, thin, pasty skinned man with shockingly white, spikey hair. He's carrying an art portfolio and a Polaroid camera.
 
====History====
A renowned artist, Andy had come to Malton to exhibit his latest collection. He was at his latest exhibition verbally sparring with an art critic, when a commotion broke out. Some rather disheveled individuals began attacking the patrons including the art critic. Andy smugly remarked '''I guess they're fans.''' When the small horde turned to him, he instinctively held up the nearest object in front of him as a shield. It was a painting of a Banana. The zombies seemed transfixed for a moment. As he backed slowly toward the door, one zombie (who hadn't seen the painting), bit him on the shoulder.
 
When he awoke, he felt strange, and hungry. He ransacked the exhibit hall, grabbed his portfolio and camera, and went outside.
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1329794 Giggles McButterBean]==
===Profile===
Giggles is a dedicated Military character, and was created on 2008-08-06. He belongs to the fictional group '''Circus of Pain'''.
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====Survivor appearance====
==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/A_Pantomime_Horse A Pantomime Horse]==
A drunken, chain smoking, foul-mouthed clown, carrying an axe. He's wearing a name tag from The Malton Insane Asylum, with Giggles replacing the original owner's name. I don't think he's looking for a birthday party.
 
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1355182 Shin Hayata]==
==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Giggles_McButterBean Giggles McButterBean]==
===Profile===
Shin is a dedicated Military character. He was created on 2008-09-06 and belongs to the fictional group T'''he Science Patrol'''.
====Zombie appearance====
 
====Survivor appearance====
Standing before you, resplendent in his silver & red suit stands Shin Hayata (早田 進). Unbeknownst to his team and the rest of the world, Shin possess the Beta Capsule, which transforms him into Ultraman (ウルトラマン,). Just, not in this game.
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==[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1193722 Jeb Hawkes] (Monroeville)==
==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Shin_Hayata Shin Hayata]==
===Profile===
Jeb Hawkes is a dedicated Zombie Character, and was created on 2008-03-19. He currently belongs to the [[Cornfed Undead|Cornfed Undead]]. He had been headshot, but re-arose on 2008-06-13.
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A spikey haired guy in his mid 20s, wearing a denim jacket, white t-shirt that reads ('''My Kid ate Your Kid''') and jeans.
 
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==[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:DirtMan/Taecyeon Taecyeon]==
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==Cool External Links==
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An awesome [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zombie_films List of Zombie Films] that I found on the Wiki!
An awesome [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zombie_films List of Zombie Films] that I found on the Wiki!
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I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. {{User:DirtMan/sig}} 03:39, 7 September 2008 (BST)
I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. {{User:DirtMan/sig}} 15:58, 27 September 2016 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 22:36, 8 March 2024

About Me

My Name's Mike. I've been The DirtMan since late 1987. I was working as an Archaeology Teacher in an afterschool program. I taught grades K-6. Some of the kids were too small to be able to handle the big buckets of dirt. They'd call for the Dirt Man, to help them out. That was me.

After a while the name stuck, and I've been The DirtMan, ever since.

It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.

All of my alt's are paid for, and lead separate lives.

IMHO...If you play...You should pay!

I retire my characters occasionally, but DirtMan stays active.


Characters

Red Mage.gif Roleplaying Notice
Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.



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DirtMan has several alts he controls, but he does not zerg.


DirtMan

Level: 45

Locator: Whittensdie
Satellite phone: 894-6261

Profile

The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of Feral Undead. BANGARANG! He was previously a longtime member of the Undying Scourge before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in Dia de los Muertos and On Strike with that group. He is also quite fond of Gah Zabbang. His personal motto is Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm! (Humans, embrace our Storm!)

During 2008 Feral Undead's leader Bullgod, gifted me with The Feral Undead Battle Banner, due to my fierce loyalty and willingness to fight for the Feral cause. The banner is formerly the hide of Chad Hipper, an early opponent/snack of the Feral Undead's conquest of Whittensdie.

Zombie appearance

A 20something Punk Rock kid, wearing tattered jeans and a leather jacket with a large Feral Undead logo on the back. A tatty Mohawk, and a chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's T-shirt. Proud bearer of the Feral Undead Battle Banner!

(Note: The Feral Undead Battle Banner is the leader of The Whittenside Medical Corp.'s, Chad Hipper's, hide.)

Survivor appearance

Kind of the same, just less, well, dead!

History

DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to Leave the scum to rot with the rest. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims Whittensdie as his home now.

See also: DirtMan's Socks. (Note: UD Supporter, Currently Retired)


ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zombie and proud of it.
Extravaganza.jpg Being Dead
DirtMan is glad to be dead.
FUvulture.jpg Feral Undead
This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.
Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
DeathValley.jpg Scorched Earth
This user supports the
Scorched Earth Policy.
Cowtipper.jpg Cow Tipper
This user is a Cow Tipper.
Concert.jpg Zombie Karaoke
This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses.
Bt fort.gif Fort Feral
This user has sieged and smashed Fort Feral.


Biohazard.gif Salt The Land
This User or Group supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible.


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[84,89] - [86,91] (bic) (statuses) (update)
Fort Perryn
Still in undead hands, 16 zeds in gatehouse.
Wager4Caiger (talk) 12:01, 16 February 2024 (UTC)


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[78,47] - [80,49] (bic) (statuses) (update)
Fort Creedy
26.02 MHz: "Fort Creedy is in shambles.. Completely overrun with zombies"
--VVV RPMBG 06:20, 11 May 2024 (UTC)


BB4-template.jpg Big Bash 4!
This user or group was with Big Bash 4. They're
heading home after the party.
Please have your brains ready for next time.


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This user and/or group has contributed to the UrbanDead Beer Fund .


Note: Only DirtMan, Timo Ducca and Taecyeon are currently (10-15-2019) active.

Timo Ducca

A Pantomime Horse

Giggles McButterBean

Shin Hayata

Taecyeon

Cool External Links

An awesome List of Zombie Films that I found on the Wiki!

Mexican Wrestling! The Lucha-Wiki Ok, I'll admit I put this here for Bullgod!

The Pantomime Horse Sketch.

Sandbox

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I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. -- Taecsmall.jpg DirtManT|FU|StäV 15:58, 27 September 2016 (UTC)

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