User:Gardenator/NailgunsCleanSkylights

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NailGuns Clean Skylights

Timestamp:	Gardenator 21:35, 30 May 2008 (BST)
Type:	New Item
Scope:	Survivors in dark buildings
Description:	Additional use for a Nailgun to temporarily remove the darkness effect from dark buildings. Clearly nobody likes lichen and moss. So blast it away with this new item NAILGUN! Note: this is a vastly improved idea from various other ideas and suggestions. Stats: Damage: 1 Capacity: 15 Accuracy: 15% (30% with Hand To Hand Combat Skill) Encumbrance - Nail Gun: 20% Found: Hardware Stores (2% for nailgun), Warehouses (1% for nailguns) Special: In dark buildings, nailguns can remove the dark effect for 1 hour (real time). Ability would be treated like an attack on the lichen blocking the skylights in dark buildings, so accuracy would be halved. Item is not "reloadable" and is heavy and awkward to use. Used By Player Killers Zombie Hunters Token Picture (Only real professional suggesters include pictures in their suggestions): -- LABIA on the INTERNET Dunell Hills Corpseman #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| TMG 21:35, 30 May 2008 (BST)

Discussion (NailGuns Clean Skylights)

	WARNING
	This suggestion has no active conversation. It is marked for deletion in a while unless Tselita is going to respond to the Haberdash's nailgun comment or 5 days.

--– Nubis ^NWO 19:12, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Holy shit is that one hell of a sig you got there. It's almost as long as one of her suggestions. Nice.--– Nubis ^NWO 15:04, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Hey Nubis, instead of kissing his butt, maybe you should be deleting this suggestion since it's a "humorous" suggestion and that doesn't belong here. --Zaphod Beeblebrox 18:39, 2 June 2008 (BST)

With the state of the suggestions these days it is hard if not impossible to tell what is humorous and what is trying to be legit. Look at Heat Vision, Night Vision Goggles, Machine Gun, Windex, Pruning Shears, Magic Healing Sleeping Bags, Zombie Phone calls, and Rifles with attachments. I would delete all of those as "humorous" if I could. Since I can't because people are commenting on them then I have to leave them. You want a suggestion deleted? Don't comment on it and it will expire naturally.--– Nubis ^NWO 20:19, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Oh, and this is the talk page not the actual suggestion page. That's where the mysterious rule 13 against humorous suggestions is in effect.--– Nubis ^NWO 20:42, 2 June 2008 (BST)

You've made my night with this random crap...apart from insulting an excellent sugestion (Which got done over by jealous twats), can i ask why you can't just shoot out the skylights and smash the windows pemanently? BTW love your "Thisiswhatyourpostsarelike.gif" (I'm not a fan of suggestions that requires 500word justification even though a large amount of people need it in order to vote when it makes sense before hand) but I disagree with The Malton Globe trotters, Malton's Greatest Sports Team is actually "Dual Nature" any group of players who can take it without judgement(innuendo intended) and keep playing together are surely worthy of greatness... --Kamikazie-Bunny 01:31, 31 May 2008 (BST)

I tell you if this becomes a real item in the game it's gonna be CraZy! -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 01:38, 31 May 2008 (BST)

The orignal one, yes, crazy and entertaining nether-the-less, without disrupting the balance after all thats why we play the game (unless your one of those die-hard freaks who are obsessed with being the best at Diablo2/WOW/etc... (sorry if i offend anyone). --Kamikazie-Bunny 01:43, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Masterstroke. --#19 - DrPain ^TMG 09:04, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Fucking brilliant. -- - Crypto ^LOL 17:38, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I know this suggestion is just you being an ass to another wiki user, but man - that girl is hawt! She can nail my skylight any day. --Zaphod Beeblebrox 17:18, 2 June 2008 (BST)

GTFO my wiki sockpuppet. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 18:21, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I just had to look up sockpuppet when you said this to figure out wtf you were talking about. Since when am I a sockpuppet? Because I don't regularly stay on the wiki? I'm no sock puppet, you meathead. I wonder if you're a sock puppet actually instead, since you seem to act exactly like the other #'s - I'm betting at least a few of you are. --Zaphod Beeblebrox 18:31, 2 June 2008 (BST)

If you're wrong will you leave forever? --#19 - DrPain ^TMG 19:01, 2 June 2008 (BST)

If you pay me enough I will leave you alone. Am I messing up your fun being a group of lamers on the wiki? One second while I figure out how to make a huge sig like your lover. I know how you love huge sigs. If you know what I mean. --Zaphod Beeblebrox 19:12, 2 June 2008 (BST)

-- - Crypto ^LOL 19:14, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Isn't that sweet - he put a picture of his mom in his sig. I bet you'd love to know my character name. bwahaha. --Zaphod Beeblebrox 19:27, 2 June 2008 (BST)

You're only the 10 millionth person to call us zergs since we arrived. Keep it up and you'll be begging us to leave you alone. Axe marty banks. --#19 - DrPain ^TMG 19:15, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Bwahahaha, threatening to vandalize my page like you do Marty Banks. Give me a good reason to report you. It's a slow day for me. Okay, at least a few of you are sock puppets or there's a surplus in lameassness. Tell me that this is a serious suggestion being made, instead of asshattery. You win both win Whineys. --Zaphod Beeblebrox 19:27, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Shut up and bask in the light of the perfect suggestion you moron. --Riseabove 22:44, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Zaphod Beeblebrox, you [proxy loving] faggot, it feels so good to know you are really a [sockpuppet]. Sock on faggot. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 00:20, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Maybe it's a bit late to be commenting on this one, but this is not the place for humourous suggestions. As a humourous suggestion this is fine (combining elements of 2 or more unpopular suggestions is a common theme) but putting it here looks like trolling, whether "rule 13" applies or not. --Explodey 14:55, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Whats humorous about this suggestion? The picture? Or is it the nailgun part? Explain what is humorous or it looks like trolling. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 22:33, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Well you were the one who put "LOL" in the picture. --Explodey 09:58, 4 June 2008 (BST)

Even though there is "LOL" in the picture accompanying the suggestion it is not, in fact, part of the suggestion. (See the Nailgun suggestion that had multiple pictures of nailguns that required compressors as evidenced by the "nubs" in the pictures yet was totally about non-compressor nailguns despite what the picture used to describe them showed) --– Nubis ^NWO 14:44, 4 June 2008 (BST)

Actually no, you're wrong Nubis. The pictures in the nailgun suggestion were, in fact, pictures of powder actuated, direct drive cordless nailguns, taken from an online hardware store website. I'm nothing if not thorough when researching suggestions. Even the nailgun clip picture had 15 nails. Keep on defending this obvious trolling 'humorous' suggestion - it makes you look even more biased. Or have him take it to a vote - I'd love to see that happen. --Tselita 00:05, 5 June 2008 (BST)

Actually you are wrong. All four of the nail gun pictures from your suggestion are air powered. You may want to improve on your research in the future. --#4 - Haberdash ^TMG 00:48, 5 June 2008 (BST)

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