User:Johnny Yossarian

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

Affiliations and Merits

	Malton Fire Department
	Johnny Yossarian is a member of the MFD.

	Fire Fighter
	This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.

NE Division, District One, ACTIVE

Fitness Ribbon If the rippling muscles, flexibility and speed doesn't already illustrate a DEM member's dedication to physical fitness, this ribbon should spell it out. Once a DEM member has Body Building, they may claim this ribbon that -despite its size- weighs a full pound.

Engineer Ribbon Those DEM members who have taken their time to learn how to erect and maintain barricades are absolutely essential to the survival of those around them. Proper application of Barricade policies and the ability to wedge a vending machine into a doorway saves lives. Once a DEM member has Construction, they may claim this ribbon.

Reconnaissance Specialist Merit Malton has turned into a field of fortresses with makeshift bridges between them. Times like these have necessitated the ability to swing from one rope to the next, to sprint across rope bridges and to leap from rooftop to rooftop. Once a DEM member has Freerunning, they may claim this ribbon, which is held in place with 2 pins.

Sniper Ribbon Also called the "Black Wedge", this ribbon marks the chest of experienced and dangerous DEM members. These members shoot for the head, and knock zombies down like bowling pins. Once a DEM member has Headshot, they may claim and wear this ribbon proudly.

Scientific Achievement Ribbon Those DEM members who spend the time studying and completing the Necrotech correspondance courses do so with this coveted ribbon in mind. The Scientific Achievement Ribbon is the rarest of the claimed ribbons, making it a highly coveted award. Once a DEM member has NecroTech Employment, Lab Experience and NecroNet Access, they may claim and wear this ribbon.

Bio and Status

	CR Whiners Suck
	(Johnny Yossarian) considers zombies who "avenge"/complain about combat revives to be whiny hypocritical babies.

Yossarian was only a fire cadet when the zombie plague began, having joined the Milton Fire Department after dreams of being one of the 'sexy' firefighters that (at least he thought) woman loved. His daydreams were nearly crushed- the day of his graduation a large outbreak occurred and John was forced to fight his way out. After days of siege, the zombies finally moved on, and he was left at Morton Lane Fire Station with a few other survivors- his axe the only thing he could call 'friend'. After weeks of sneaking through buildings and fighting to survive, he made his way to the comparatively zombie free suburb of Pashenton. He has finally found the Academy, and will hopefully be graduating within the week! Johnny is a devout Catholic, rarely found without his rosary beads.

Currently stationed in a cinema, somewhere in Millen Hills....