User:Matt Aries

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Matt Aries
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Character Name: Matt Aries
Creation Date: 2008-03-12 10:16:56
Group: Insane Asylum Patient #1183626
Alias: Richard 'Dick' Cheese
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 290lbs
Age: 37
Hair Color: brown matted with dried blood and greasy
Eye Color: brown and bloodshot
Skin Type: White (Stained red by blood)
Description: A psychotic misanthropic killer clown suffering from split personality disorder.
Wearing: a blood-soaked clown mask, a blood-soaked black jumpsuit, a blood-soaked pair of steel toe clown shoes.
Personal Quote: "Does it look like I give a fuck?"


You are inside the entrance of The Malton Insane Asylum, an imposing ivory white building covered in dried blood. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. Somebody has spraypainted a image of a clown onto a wall. Their are thousands of dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:
  • Matt Aries slapped you with a rubber chicken across the face(4 seconds ago)
  • Matt Aries says Ahahaha! You got cockslapped ... HAHAHAH! *Snort* HAHAHA! *Falls to floor crying in laughter* You got ... you ... got ... *Fart* AHHHH HAHAHA!(0 seconds ago)



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Got Balls.jpg GOT BALLS!
Matt Aries got balls, but not a lot of brains.
File:Green Zombie.png Devoted Player Killer
Matt Aries has been devoted to killing survivors since 2008-03-12 10:16:56

Now get your undead ass to the Revive Point so I can kill you again!

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
Smartlydressed.jpg Red Rum
Smartly dressed in a dark red tie and wearing a monocle, this user is the epitome of taste, class, and lighthearted homicide, for this user is a member of Red Rum.
MDMTEMP.JPG Musée de Meurtre
"I went to Musée de Meurtre, and all I got were these lousy bullet wounds!"
790059786 s-1-.gif Pleads Insanity
Matt Aries has finally gone off the deep end!
Evil pumpkin.jpg Trick or Trick!
This user or group wore a costume and trick-or-treated at Blesley Mall, Oct 2008.
Spirit Skull.gif Trick-or-Treat
This user trick-or-treated at Dowdney Mall, Nov 1st 2009.
Balance scale.jpg Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
Rubber chicken.jpg Cocksmacked
Matt Aries loves to cocksmack people.