William Told
The past tense makes comeback: William Told is a dedicated firefighter, drunkard, and winner of the DEM Block Party mudwrestling match. Stop by Pegton and give him a shout out, preferably without using any bullets.
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Malton Fire Department
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William Told is a member of the MFD.
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DEM Merits and Ribbons:
Helgi Hundingsbane
Helgi Hundingsbane was orphaned as child, but he made up for it by killing his father's killer at the age of 12, without any psychological damage manifesting. He went on to kill many more things, including three clowns, a goat, and most of his wife's immediate family. She was cool with it. Currently, Helgi is in Malton, where he can frequently be seen killing things, drinking mead, and singing songs about killing things and drinking mead.
Ian McCootchy
Ian McCootchy enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and plunging an axe into the skulls of his enemies.
TheUnremarkableHulk has suffered from emotional problems related to his low self-esteem for years. He was making headway with his therapist, but then his therapist tried to eat him.
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Remember, remember the 24th of August
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This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous International Astronomical Union. On the 24th of August, we will march on Pluto and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! 8/24 NEVAR FORGET!
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Doctor Rockzo
His name was Doctor Rockzo. He was the rock'n roll clown. He did cocaine. He died in Monroeville after helping to organize the retreat of local survivors as a zombie horde bore down on them. He died in that hell at 9:03 July 16, 2008, sacrificing himself to save people he'd only just met, in a very Jesus-like fashion. His name is still Doctor Rockzo, and he is still the rock'n roll clown, but now he wants to eat your brains. Remember his sacrifice, and remember that he really, really liked to do cocaine. Seriously, man, he did a lot of cocaine.
Policies and Such
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Report PKers!
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Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
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Fire is Pretty
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This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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Grammar
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This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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DON'T PANIC!
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Hey, you sass that hoopy William Told? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
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This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
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Why is capitalism superior to communism?
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"Because I get to have sex on a huge pile of money while you work to feed your lazy brothers." -???
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